After a formal complaint and being parked in, this might help

yahoo258 · 2012-05-23T19:25:33.277517+00:00

$30 well spent. Just throw away the key.

http://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Duty-Anti-Theft-Wheel-Clamp/dp/B005FG1AG2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337801072&sr=8-1

yahoo258 · 2012-05-23T19:17:55.131247+00:00

Acquire 4 of these and move the car yourself to an extremely tight location, such as parallel to the corner there.

http://www.harborfreight.com/automotive-motorcycle/lifts-stands/1250-lb-capacity-mechanical-wheel-dolly-67287.html

vegetable_offender · 1 day

I see a new hunting sport in the making. Hunt the poachers. Hunt them for their skulls and sell their cocks on the black market as tiger cocks.

SThor · 9 days

Every French person I've met was arrogant, except one of them. So really it's the French that hate everyone else. And when you guys hate everyone else, you get hated back. Simple as that.

skinejecta · 12 days

If all these are the real facts - and I'm not saying they are - but if they are, then this needs more upvotes.

MrAizawa · 21 days

Try an oil enema. Look it up. You need to grease up those guts.

CPTK · 22 days

Everyone who's commenting says it's not funny. Yet you got huge upvotes. I laughed. Reminds me of a Far Side comic. Gary Larson is a master at stating the obvious and making one laugh.

This is my favorite one of his:

http://i.imgur.com/6LT6L.jpg

He's a dog fer cryin' out loud!

Bierrr · 25 days

Tree is flossing.

Sir_Rexalot · 1 month

Now you know why we call them ass-tronauts.

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

I'm not sure if T Bell still offers the Chilito elsewhere, but at least in the DC area it's nowhere to be found. I could never get enough of a Chilito with extra sour cream. Just gimme 3 of those.

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

I'll try that. Pickles always seem lacking.

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

I WISH In n Out was on the East coast. But with your breath, you're fine staying on the West coast. :-D

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

Buddy, I'm guessing you make it yourself too. I'm pretty sure if I say gime a McGangbang at the drive through, she's gonna say "That's what boyfriend ordered. Now I don't know who the father is..."

:-D

cruisco · 1 month

So on next week's episode of 'Touch' on Fox, Danny Glover dies (purportedly). Danny Glover is Alyx's dad in real life. And he dies next week!!!

You just realized HL2 came from the future

cruisco · 1 month

Really don't understand all the downvotes...

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

I wish Jack In The Box was on the East Coast, or at least in VA.

nicole175 · 1 month

It's one thing to have a laptop. It's another to have the basics, like a desktop. You don't need the laptop if they don't wanna pay for it. You'll survive with a desktop, because unless you never learned hand writing in school, you'll survive.

I'm pretty sure professors haven't leaned to write at the speed of typing on a chalkboard yet. Most of them are still older than me, and it's only been 12 years for me since college. My board writing skills are still pretty slow.

Baby.

Iseeredditpeople · 1 month

Tinker Bell had for a time the cheesy beefy melt. The day I went there and they said they were no longer offering it, my heart sank. It was a burrito of meat, cheese and rice with some sour cream. Put some hot sauce on that thing and it's heaven in a tortilla. Gawwwwwd!!! Why can't I just say that and then they make it? They got it all there anyway!!!

Pretty sure you're joking on the McGangBang. But I got balls enough to ask for it. But before I do, you gotta tell me what it's about. :-)

ballsofsteele · 1 month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98TJC27Kx1U

BHS94 · 1 month

That makes absolutely no sense because then the same thing could be said for guys who like getting blow jobs. Both girls and guys have mouths too.

For a guys it's just another hole in the woman to enjoy. Guys like holes. Especially when they're in a woman.

redditdigger · 1 month

That's not Dick Clark. It's Dick Head.

mericuh · 1 month

You gotta show us the damage on the outside so we can see how it managed to do that!

jpdowner · 1 month

Why buy it when you can make it?

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