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Who else hates this shit? by DemiZein WTF

[–]InappropriateSwears 4 points5 points ago

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you know who really hates it? his wife who is stuck with his tiny penis the rest of her life.

I think I need a fresh eye on this, cause all I hear is sadness and darkness. by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

[–]InappropriateSwears[S] 0 points1 point ago

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She is a terrible speller.

I guess what I took from it was, when you are down and need me the most, you get upset cause I'm not there when you need me most. So that made me sad, cause I thought that's part of relationships? Being there when the other person needs you?

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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Then we are brothers joined by blowjobs......that doesn't sound right.

Sure, she's 76 today, but back then . . . by yakyakin pics

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GOD DAMN!

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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I will fight to the death for you to have your blowjob opinions even though I dont agree.

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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Well this was definitely not a one-time thing. And she won't even bring up the issue, she just turns into a very argumentative and demanding person when we are together. I know its not something I have done, but she won't even tell me whats up, let alone let me help.

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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or did you typo, blowjob sundaes?

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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just sundays?

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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I like you.

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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Right, but thats based on the condition that they are your son or daughter. Correct?

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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I told her that her home life was encroaching on our relationship. Fights with family and stress at work and I told her that if she wasn't going to at least vent to me, let me help her get past it, then she needed to leave it at work/home, or stay at work/home.

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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Thats kind of the point right? There is no such thing as unconditional love, so she asked me for the impossible. What can I ask for?

My girlfriend asked for 'unconditional love' and not to be distant. What are some conditions I should implement? by InappropriateSwearsin AskReddit

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I am thinking of going with this.

A friends $4000.00 Taylor. His wife got mad because he wouldn't get up with the baby. She threw it. by bernierunnsin WTF

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So ego and status. Got it. I am not going to downvote you, I just wanted a realistic understanding of why someone would spend that money on a guitar they play at home on the weekends. Now I have one. I appreciate your going back and forth with. I'll actually upvote you cause from a point of view, they are all valid points.

A friends $4000.00 Taylor. His wife got mad because he wouldn't get up with the baby. She threw it. by bernierunnsin WTF

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Right for playing on the weekend. You gave examples of an $80 guitar versus a $300 guitar. I am looking for justification for a $4000 guitar to play on the weekend. And not a conclusion of just trust me. A $220 difference I can understand, an almost $4000 means nothing to me but ego.

A friends $4000.00 Taylor. His wife got mad because he wouldn't get up with the baby. She threw it. by bernierunnsin WTF

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Thanks for that super duper explanation. Just trust me. Will do champ.

A friends $4000.00 Taylor. His wife got mad because he wouldn't get up with the baby. She threw it. by bernierunnsin WTF

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well maybe you can explain sir, how i can buy an $80 guitar and play it on the weekends and be very happy. and this gentleman can justify spending $3920 extra on a guitar for the same purpose.

Newt Gingrich Wants to Attack Iran and North Korea: The Remaining ‘Axis Of Evil’ Members: ‘We’re One Out Of Three’ by sadaxin politics

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Then what? Iran and North Korea...Pakistan? Turkey? China? Russia? Is Newt a fucking idiot?...Oh.

A friends $4000.00 Taylor. His wife got mad because he wouldn't get up with the baby. She threw it. by bernierunnsin WTF

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Why does he have a $4000 guitar to just play around the house on the weekend?

What are you doing right now? In Haiku Form! by Floonetin AskReddit

[–]InappropriateSwears 0 points1 point ago

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trying to remember

how many syllables in a haiku

i think i forgot

My answer on a take-home ethics exam. by readysetexplodein funny

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my sister has a degree in philosphy, and art. she works at outback steakhouse.

I've lost over 150lbs and I want to help others who want to lose weight too. So I started a weight loss reddit. by mindspreadin reddit.com

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well i know that my body took some time to get used to the weight loss. i look very different at 190 lbs, when i regained some weight, than when i was at 190 on my way down, but once it happens, pussy galore.

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