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This girl I know is an elementary school teacher and one of her students wrote this "apology" letter. by crispyjunglein funny

[–]InanimatePhoenix 3 points4 points ago

I meant that in a more sociopathic way. But yeah, if he keeps this shit up. . .

Angelina Jolie by MohanJobin funny

[–]InanimatePhoenix 15 points16 points ago

Lara Kraft.

I was just in a Shakespeare show. by 2V-R8in ladybonersgw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 2 points3 points ago

As the proud girlfriend of a thespian, I applaud not only your profession, but your sexiness as well. Something about stage actors, man. You just want to run up there and molest them mid-show.

Why Reddit sucks this time of year every year. by ORYG1Nin funny

[–]InanimatePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

Currently pooping at work, here. I can vouch for this.

Reddit, what is your favourite song that ends a film? by SmileforDanin movies

[–]InanimatePhoenix 7 points8 points ago

It's that line from the. . .chorus. I'll see myself out.

Reddit, what is your favourite song that ends a film? by SmileforDanin movies

[–]InanimatePhoenix 23 points24 points ago

Okay, I believe you.

Currently at the Circuit Assembly and looking forward to this "uplifting" program! by DeceasedFriendin exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 7 points8 points ago

Sunday Symposium = oh fucking hell right before lunch, shoot me in the face, these guys always go over their time limit.

Where are you? by JWTAin exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

I just can't seem to escape bullshit.

Where are you? by JWTAin exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 5 points6 points ago

Utah. I know, right?

Can someone edit out the bungee cord and make this a .gif? by akoperin AskReddit

[–]InanimatePhoenix 11 points12 points ago

Then it turns out she can FLY.

In a crossroad about the Memorial tomorrow night... by meetalyssain exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 2 points3 points ago

It's hard to do no matter what way you choose. I really wish the best outcome for you. Stay strong and confident. Remember that you are a good person.

In a crossroad about the Memorial tomorrow night... by meetalyssain exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 3 points4 points ago

The trick I used on my mother was all about the phrasing. My mom was a very delicate flower to handle as far as me coming back was concerned. Even now there are times when it's hard to forgive myself for not just swallowing my pride and going. Mostly because I feel like the stress it caused her led to her fatal heart attack. But I know and feel that I did the right thing by being honest to myself and not being fraudulent to her emotions.

I phrased it like this, "Mom, I know how important this ceremony is to you and to every other Jehovah's Witness that attends. I feel like in my current state of disbelief and my current life style, it would be insulting to those in attendance if I went to the memorial. This is something people genuinely value and adds meaning to their lives. Me attending and trying to pretend I believe insults your beliefs because it insinuates that pretending to believe for the sake of others is okay. I'd love to make you feel better for a night, but I don't want to insult your intelligence. We both know that I'm not a witness anymore."

This worked for her because it showed that I wasn't bitter or obstinate. She was always afraid I had turned out that way. I would have rather her think of me as indifferent but respectful. She was still upset I didn't go and there was really no way to avoid that. But ultimately, it would have felt stupid and dirty to me to mess with her emotions like that.

1/6th scale Joker head by delabassin pics

[–]InanimatePhoenix 31 points32 points ago

How did they do the hair??? Did they scalp fairies?

how far did you go by TheRealGeorgeLiquorin exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 5 points6 points ago

Sounds like that guy might have had a crush. . .

how far did you go by TheRealGeorgeLiquorin exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 3 points4 points ago

I was a regular pioneer. I never got anyone baptized, but I was pretty honest about my hours and RVs.

That and being friends with the presiding overseer's daughter granted me some influence/immunity for a short while. I was the go-to 'good association girl' until I got caught sneaking out and fucking my JW boyfriend.

Every cat by taco1327in AdviceAnimals

[–]InanimatePhoenix 3 points4 points ago

Bring it, pussy.

My friends keep telling me that I look like the guy who married J-Lo by PeterJeromein pics

[–]InanimatePhoenix 2 points3 points ago

Well your friends are right. You should pretend to be him from the future.

Just a message to you all out there. by MrFidelin movies

[–]InanimatePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

For those who love art by tekka444in pics

[–]InanimatePhoenix 0 points1 point ago

That is fucking beautiful. Here's the artist's page.

One of my biggest fears by flying_biscuitin AdviceAnimals

[–]InanimatePhoenix 2 points3 points ago

The worst is when the person coming in does the same thing and you end up sitting there in a Mexican stand off until one person leaves. Then the victor gets to revel in evacuating their bowels at their leisure. I've never lost one since I bought a smart phone. I can do this all day, bitch.

How the WT Society pictures all dissenters by Lucretius76in exjw

[–]InanimatePhoenix 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, whatever cause can get two thugs, Ron Jeremy, and a white woman to unite with such fervent passion MUST be some important shit. Where's my pitchfork?

No Witnesses. Ever. by DrMidnightin funny

[–]InanimatePhoenix 2 points3 points ago

8C

reddit, can you give me your worst jokes ever? by starkiller2196in AskReddit

[–]InanimatePhoenix 74 points75 points ago

That physically hurt to read.

The best Jurassic Park game ever [FIXED] by catch22miloin gaming

[–]InanimatePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

I have a very fond memory of getting hammered at a Dave & Buster's with my sister and playing/beating this game. We both stumbled out of that thing feeling pretty badass.

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