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My luxurious choice of zombie apocalypse vehicle - The Mercedes Benz Hunter X6 by jeubanksin zombies

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

My train of thought went very quickly from "luxury zombie vehicle" to "luxury crystal meth lab a la breaking bad"

Top 5 Reasons to Never Eat at Taco Bill... by someone of Mexican Descent by filtercorein Ausfood

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

This is a horrible, horrible article.

The first "reason never to eat at Taco Bill" is a criticism of the LOOK of the food IN THE PHOTOS. The second reason is because they have a "club taco" customer rewards scheme. Not that the author actually has specific criticisms of the club, they just assert that they don't like it.

The third reason "NEVER" to eat at Taco Bill is because they have a standard wishy washy guarantee for their customer service and food. The author doesn't say anything about the customer service or food, they just don't like the guarantee.. and apparently this justifies "NEVER eating at Taco Bill".

The fourth complaint is the NAME of one of the directors of the company. The author makes a quip which seems to be insinuating that the directors name is fake and is really making a joke about drug cartels.

The last reason is because they have healthy options, and the author asserts that mexican food is 100% bad for you (I guess this is news to mexicans)

What a joke of an article.

D- See me after class.

You lack..... by Thecobra117in Naruto

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

Did you draw this?

Racked my first "Big" beer to secondary today. My SG reading worries me. Advice? by Sabra_Cadabrain Homebrewing

[–]Im-postle-able 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, my emphasis wasn't in any way sas or chastising you. Please don't interpret it that way.

Overall, just remember that dry hopping adds mostly hop aroma, and hop aroma is the first thing to age out in a beer.

On ageing higher alc beers, yes and no. Higher alcohol beers are more suited to ageing because of the preserving quality of the alcohol. In saying that, it's not necessaries needed. Higher alc beers usually have big flavours, and in cases where these big flavours are out of balance early on, ageing can knock the edges off the flavours and help even everything out.

On ageing in the fermenter. Yes you can absolutely do this, it's called bulk ageing. I don't like bulk ageing because what you taste from the fermenter is dissimilar from a carbonated chilled bottle. So tasting your bulk ageing beer won't give you a good indication of what the carbonated beer will taste like. I much prefer to bottle and age in the bottles. That way an occasional taste test of a chilled and carbonated bottle will give the most accurate indication of when the taste profile is "ready".

Help with poor efficiency problems by rtanderson2in Homebrewing

[–]Im-postle-able 1 point2 points ago

The overwhelming thing you should notice is that as you've told us, no matter what sparging techniques you use you're not getting any additional sugars. This is a BIG HINT.

If you sparge and sparge and you're not getting sugars, it's because the sugars simply aren't there. Focusing your efforts on the sparging end is ignoring the most important factors is sugar conversion that happen at the START of the process, not the end.

It sounds like you're either mashing at too higher temp, or your grains aren't crushed enough. The crush of your grains is one of the easiest things to change to get increased sugar conversion, and I'm taking a guess that that is where your problem is.

Racked my first "Big" beer to secondary today. My SG reading worries me. Advice? by Sabra_Cadabrain Homebrewing

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

And while I have your attention is there any difference between dry hopping now and closer to when I bottle a couple months down the road?

Sweet jesus DON'T dry hop now then leave it months until you bottle. Leaving a beer to sit on hops extracts astringent tastes. You want beer to dry hop for 10 days MAX, then bottle.

On a side note, why on earth are you leaving it MONTHS until you bottle? IPAs especially rely on freshness to give a big hop flavour and aroma. If you leave it months till you bottle your flavour and aroma will have all but disappeared.

It's in the letterbox by gavin_volurein funny

[–]Im-postle-able 88 points89 points ago

It's David Thorn.. it's fake.

It's in the letterbox by gavin_volurein funny

[–]Im-postle-able 3 points4 points ago

David Thorn... in other words.. fake as fake can be.

My husband putting a picture of my cat to good use in his new Timeline by miyunain funny

[–]Im-postle-able -1 points0 points ago

That's not how speech bubble reading goes as far as I know. I thought it was left to right, top to bottom.

My husband putting a picture of my cat to good use in his new Timeline by miyunain funny

[–]Im-postle-able -7 points-6 points ago

Guy: No, space cat

Space cat: K

Guy: You stay fabulous.

Huh?

Random Swelling from Common Cold by renoayoureweirdin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

In case you missed it, this is a fictional story pulling content from 9gag http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/tzxyl/random_swelling_from_common_cold/c4r7yvz

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

One day she'll look back on this and think "oh boy, remember that time a group of students road to school with the support of the police and the MAYOR of the town and I went mental and suspended all the students.. oh yeah.. that was the right choice."

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

leaving little time to prepare for a better escort.

The freeking MAYOR had time to come down and jump in the front seat of the cruiser. With that in mind, do you think it was last minute, or planned ahead of time?

Just a GIGANTIC FUCKING EAGLE being trained by a 10yr old ! by DownsPandain pics

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

Is "FUCKING" the genus or sub species?

Disneyland was a lot more terrifying back in the day by ishadowin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 8 points9 points ago

I actually think they aren't quite finished. The edges of the cuts need to be brought together to be sewed.

SpaceX successfully launched first commercial rocket by amstarcasanovain science

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

Thanks so much for doing this. I've been looking for a video because I missed the launch.

The emotion and exhilaration in the ground staff is palpable when the spacecraft separates and deploys arrays. It must have been such a crazy exciting event for SpaceX.

Help. Their is a bat in my fermenter. by BionicEyein Homebrewing

[–]Im-postle-able 1 point2 points ago

Edit: The title should be "there", not "their".

First line of your post too.

Too many homebrews?

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 2 points3 points ago

Hit it with a hammer. Bombs make a louder noise than just standard metal if it was a pipe or something similar.

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]Im-postle-able 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe she would have such a hissy fit over the seniors doing something that the MAYOR was involved in. Someone should get the Mayor to give her a call to "discuss" the problem.

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