Ash Kaplan thought his life wouldn't amount to much. With his best friends leaving their tiny hometown for college, he thought he'd be left alone to work in his mother's store for the rest of his life. But God had other plans for Ash.

After a holy war involving Angels, Devils, and Demons erupts on his front lawn, Ash is tricked by the devils into joining their ranks and becoming one of them. After one crazy night, he ends up trapped in Hell with no way to return to Earth.

Now, he must join a team of devil youths, which includes Shiva, the feisty daughter of Satan, and Aura, a narcissistic playboy who happens to be the only remaining "Death Toucher" in Hell (that is, someone who can kill instantly with only the touch of his cursed hand).

The team's first mission: track down a thief who's managed to steal an ancient artifact. If Ash is lucky, the item may also give him the power he needs to return to Earth!

I think I actually want to read this novel.