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Barbecue by Lynfectin PicsOfDeadKids

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean babyque, amirite?

So my very first Reddit memory is a post about a man who had been jizzing into the same spot of his carpet for years and needed to know how to clean it. AskReddit, what are some of your most horrifying first memories of Reddit? by Kernath95in AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

yeah, the jolly rancher story didn't effect me as much since I had heard a variation of it (involving Starbursts instead of Jolly Ranchers) in middle school.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 2 points3 points ago

I call this "cup check." you have to say "cup check" when you smack them. my sister and her friends also came up with a female version "clit check" where you flick someone in the vagoo.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

we had something similar to doorknob. if you burped or farted, you had to say a color (can't use the same color multiple times). if someone else said a color before you, you had to make a loud sex noise. also, you couldn't burp-say the color, you have to say it after the burp.

Did this shock anyone else as a kid? by One_Letter_Shorin funny

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

I had that happen to me. I sprained my ankle. it was at a birthday party too. :(

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

I can always get the best ending in a multiple-ending game on the first play through. (Heavy Rain, Mass Effect, etc)

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

I never learned this song. :( I did know the continents song, but who the fuck can't memorize 7 continents?

Scumbag body--Surely I'm not the only one by dog_problemsin TrollXChromosomes

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

mine are weird; I have big flabby upper arms, but I have scrawny little lower arms, and barely any wrist. :/

Scumbag body--Surely I'm not the only one by dog_problemsin TrollXChromosomes

[–]Hime_Takamura 2 points3 points ago

mine is gains in stomach, hips, thighs, butt; lose in noodley arms.

Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday. by tassysurferin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura -4 points-3 points ago

Awesome, but that's 2 sentences.

Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday. by tassysurferin AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

Once, this world was beautiful and full of life.

(I'm still working on it. I've been distracted by Reddit and Sims 3 lately)

Circles or squares? by Microsofttin WTF

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

it's okay, I stared at it for a good 10 minutes thinking there was something wrong with me.

Why is the hatred against 9gag so strong around here? by eonx2in AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 2 points3 points ago

not only does 9gag repost, but they stamp their watermark on their reposts, as if claiming it's their OC.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

what's it like being such an important part of acting, but not getting as much recognition as the "big stars"?

Also, how did they film the scene in Pulp Fiction when your character gets his head blown off? was it like a bag of blood or something?

lastly, I'm an aspiring voice actress, how do you get into it? I've had one audition with FUNimation (I live in DFW) but didn't make it. Can you give me some tips?

Not a good time to wear heels [NSFW] by runningeaglein WTF

[–]Hime_Takamura 2 points3 points ago

Yay, I gave the 7th downvote

Circles or squares? by Microsofttin WTF

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

It took me a while. here.

Coke smuggler.. by actonesceneonein WTF

moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy by nudebeachin WTF

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

google-imaged it. wut. I mean, I'm all for hentai but this is just.... wut.

I have a roomie that lies about EVERYthing. Bad lies. Illogical lies. What are your best Pathological Liar stories?? by pilar1347in AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

there was a girl I was friends with in high school who was not only a pathological liar, but a probably mentally ill. She would cut herself (but had no scars) and talk about how her estranged father was abusive. She claimed to be a 4000 year old succubus ("that's why boys are always so attracted to me!" she was attractive, but was also a slut). We put up with most of her bullshit until our senior year when she went around saying she was pregnant, then miscarried. Then, after her boyfriend (who she was beyond obsessed with) broke up with her, she went to a party and had drunken sex with a 17 year old boy (witnesses who accidentally walked in said she was on top) then claimed he raped her so her ex would come back to her out of sympathy. She ended up earning the nickname "Susan, the Whore Queen of Narnia" (from some podcast my friends saw, I don't know which one it was). She got so scorned at our school, she transferred from the best school in the area to a school that called themselves "the drug academy."

so yeah, we don't really talk to her anymore. Luckily, as far as I know, the boy she accused of rape never got officially charged.

What is your best bad joke? A joke so bad that it's funny? by mattchinimain AskReddit

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

another edit: you don't need "you" in "you unique up on it". the U in unique is supposed to be the "you" (unique=you sneak)

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