If I spray painted "Free Candy" on the side of a van and actually went around giving out non-poisoned candy, how quickly would I be arrested?

TheInternetHivemind · 2012-05-24T14:18:05.294272+00:00

I don't know if you'd be arrested, but someone would definitely call the cops on you and there would probably be a warrant issued to search your van, house, etc etc for evidence of you being a pedophile. Better hope there isn't anything in your cache that looks like a 13 year old girl.

shaving_trees · 2012-05-24T14:13:11.500257+00:00

Its alright. For what it's worth, I didn't downvote you because it still is rather amusing.

oldspicerolldadice · 2012-05-24T14:09:56.092401+00:00

I was gonna say, if I were in his shoes, I would've just smashed one of the bulbs right then and there and let her freak out and call the cops, and let -them- tell her she's an idiot.

shaving_trees · 2012-05-24T13:58:57.908359+00:00

I don't think you understand what the word 'pint' means.

ArkadiusMaximus · 2012-05-24T13:55:47.317843+00:00

Good lord that's ugly.

DokktorRavenstein · 2012-05-24T13:04:50.736959+00:00

Hiding things around the house is a great game to play. I have a photograph of an emu floating around the house, when someone finds it, they take it and hide it in a new location. It's inexplicably fun.

WTFapFap · 2012-05-24T13:01:25.896511+00:00

100% agree. If you like him let him know you're interested but not ready for a relationship right now. There's no reason to rush into a relationship.

DokktorRavenstein · 2012-05-24T12:43:45.869666+00:00

You guys look like the cast of a British Big Bang Theory.

megageektutorials · 2012-05-24T12:39:21.022227+00:00

Stop posting on Reddit and go watch the Lion King.

Skarykidd · 2012-05-24T12:35:02.692102+00:00

Carve me like one of your French-Canadian animals.

wonderzephyr · 2012-05-24T05:03:15.907887+00:00

Took me a second, but I get it and I lol'd. Have an upvote.

adhocadhoc · 2012-05-24T04:58:57.860806+00:00

Look, I don't know about you, but I'm totally just a piece of meat.

Come and get me, ladies.

juandell · 2012-05-23T21:55:27.003804+00:00

That's a different challenge altogether.

juandell · 2012-05-23T21:40:37.605534+00:00

That would be me looking in the mirror every time I took a bite.

"That's right you sexy beast, you enjoy that cake, you've earned it. Mmmmm."

juandell · 2012-05-23T21:31:44.700552+00:00

Yeah, it's a challenge to out-eat yourself.

sassybananas · 2012-05-23T21:23:30.469796+00:00

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Noedel · 2012-05-23T19:01:58.687641+00:00

Downvoting this comment to ensure I get my own set.

2Minutes5MinutesAgo · 1 day

From [0] to [10] in 3.5 seconds.

Loyal2NES · 1 day

Yeah. I contacted them once about one of their games crashing on me when I hit a certain level that used to work previously. Their reply was "lol you should buy a legitimate copy of the game." So I reinstalled it and it worked fine from then on out.

I am never buying another one of their games.

cjlancer10 · 1 day

If I could art I would art like this all the time when I went to eat at restaurants.

rhayward · 2 days

Yeah, I'd notify custodial staff, they're likely the ones who have to fix it anyway.

fetismo · 2 days

Downvote for ebaum's. Here's a short song about why.

Was_just_thinking · 2 days

Or he could've gone out and bought one for like, $10.

rlrhino7 · 2 days

If they don't like it, you can tell, whether they 'accept it' or not.

Splourne · 2 days

Hah, should also mod in a bag with a dollar sign that they hold in one of their claws. Call them Moneycrabs.

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