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My friend Meredith makes really funny cartoons and hardly anybody has seen them. I present them to you. NSFW by issacsullivanin funny

[–]HeavyPetter 15 points16 points ago

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I think "whimsical" is more appropriate than "funny."

It's something that might make you have a half smile on your face while you watch, but it's not ha-ha funny.

Air Guitar by insaincain02in pics

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I would have went with

TAI CHI

Whoa. Thanks Sexxit. You got me my first time. by OnlyforNSFWin sex

[–]HeavyPetter 5 points6 points ago

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Well, he never quite said that. This is a tactic sometimes used when describing someone, for example, to convince your friend to go out with a girl he's never met, or to describe your own drunken hookup. You mention some good parts. "Her eyes were gorgeous."

She was great. Lovely breasts, a nice ass, and a good overall figure.

DAE have a permanent callus on their middle finger from all that writing you did in middle/high school? by [deleted]in DoesAnybodyElse

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Yeah I used to have a smaller one on my pinky too, from where it pressed against the desk.

Both are slowly shrinking as I do most of my scribblin' on the 'puter now.

IAE avoiding reading anything about Inception because you have not seen it yet? by Joe_12265in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]HeavyPetter 0 points1 point ago

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Any number of reasons including laziness... and laziness.

TIL Hungarians use family names before given names and Hungary is the only Western country to do so. by morat11in todayilearned

[–]HeavyPetter 4 points5 points ago

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Ha! I knew this one. One of my friends is Hungarian and I was confused when she changed her Facebook name to be (LAST NAME) (FIRST NAME). But I guess that's how they roll.

Oh hai! Welcome to my lighthouse by qtxin pics

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Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

So I wanted to buy a Reddit bobblehead... [ PIC ] by Jushooterin pics

[–]HeavyPetter 21 points22 points ago

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Bucket list finished!

I"M READY!

So I wanted to buy a Reddit bobblehead... [ PIC ] by Jushooterin pics

[–]HeavyPetter 15 points16 points ago

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You one make a cute couple.

So I wanted to buy a Reddit bobblehead... [ PIC ] by Jushooterin pics

[–]HeavyPetter 82 points83 points ago

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Gay sex is how everything ends.

IAmA straight guy who sluts it up on Craigslist Casual Encounters. AMA by CraigsSlutin IAmA

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We should troll these copied ads. What to reply with though.... ponders

Momma, help! by codydoddin pics

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How come we never seen baby squirrels?

A Good Slogan Will Help Customers Remember You. by reddoggiein pics

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The A-Team was an 80s action TV show.

Mr. T was on the show and his famous catch phrase was "I pity the fool who...."

Caught by the bf in bed by throwawayin4321in relationship_advice

[–]HeavyPetter 2 points3 points ago

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Very well said, man. I've been there and would not do it again.

To paraphrase Chris Rock, if pussy chases us, it's gonna catch us. But don't let it, if it's already involved with another guy. That decision will come back to burn you in the end. Just don't do it. It's tough, I know.

Levar Burton has a very cool tattoo: an ambigram of Levar/Kunta. by cptn_rmptin pics

[–]HeavyPetter 2 points3 points ago

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He's the guy that Justin (from Shit My Dad Says) follows.

Looking for a biking bag by shadowofthein bicycling

[–]HeavyPetter 1 point2 points ago

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I got a Camelbak hydration pack this summer. I love it. It's like a small backpack. It'll fit little things (not too many books though), plus you always have tons of water; no need to bring water bottles anymore.

Just get a flashlight mount already! by kibitzorin bicycling

[–]HeavyPetter 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the tip. I finally found a light that I like (the Knog Beetle; it's cheap, and easy to take on and off to swap on different bikes), but it's good to know that they sell just mounts, and cheaply too!

Just get a flashlight mount already! by kibitzorin bicycling

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I feel you man. Sometimes, the highlights of my weekends are those 3 or 4 AM bike rides after coming home from being out. It's dark, the roads are empty. I sometimes frighten the straggling pedestrian also out in the dark. Drunk carloads heading home hoot at me.

I turn on my bike lights to be seen though but I love the exhilaration of the dark ride.

High five, bikeit by fwabbinin bicycling

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MOAR.

High five, bikeit by fwabbinin bicycling

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Woah. I thought that was his shaggy, Eliot-from-E.T.-style, 80s haircut until you wrote that.

Does anyone else get a feeling in the pit of their stomach that they want to do/create something... by Leminnesin AskReddit

[–]HeavyPetter 3 points4 points ago

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Yep, I too lament the death (or at least decline) of my creativity or talent. I used to write, draw, paint, all that stuff. Now I can't seem to get anything good on paper. I always remember a phrase by Jack Keruoac: "mad, cracked, confident, young, talented as never since."

Or possibly, back then, I just thought what I was producing was good and now I've just developed better taste.

What are things you assumed to be universally true, but later found out are specific to your locality? by Actumenin AskReddit

[–]HeavyPetter 9 points10 points ago

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Now, what about these Home Depot hotdogs? Inside Home Depot?

What are things you assumed to be universally true, but later found out are specific to your locality? by Actumenin AskReddit

[–]HeavyPetter 3 points4 points ago

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That's not a bad translation for "Finger Lickin' Good." I was expecting something weirder when you began.

What are some really critically acclaimed movies that you hated? by tlowensin AskReddit

[–]HeavyPetter 11 points12 points ago

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I watched this because I usually like Charlie Kaufman movies. But man, was this movie just drearrrrry. I think watching it gave me some diseases.

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