What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!"

danger_mcboom · 1 day

If you decide that a fitting way to describe something peculiar or out of the blue as "random", you get strapped to a chair and only released as soon as you correctly guess the next number on a Random Number Generator. Then I'm sure you'll appreciate the true meaning of random.

HardcoreFluff93 · 8 days

Sorry, I forgot to credit it as being a cross post. I originally did but then deleted the first post because I, you know, forgot to mention what the picture was about. Also, I honestly didn't know it was a repost... I'll make sure to delve into the entire history of the internet before ever posting again. I'm sure that'll be an easy task.

violentacrez · 8 days

She wasn't the hero Harry Potter needed... She was the one he DESERVED!

HardcoreFluff93 · 9 days

No, the screenshot is from Friends, it's the episode where Marcel the Monkey somehow switches the TV language from English to Spanish.

HardcoreFluff93 · 14 days

What can I say... Looks like soon we will have to bow to our feline overlords.

Johnsanta25 · 21 days

Things you can show the rest of the internet but not Reddit... reposts.

BCOHEN1204 · 25 days

Join the club mate!

drunkdetective · 1 month

I wasn't yelled at... I screamed at a old man that I'd hope he'd "fuck off and die". Admittedly though I was seeing red at the time because he made my little brother cry for no reason other than the fact he was looking at me instead of where he was walking. Maybe not inapproriate just... Over the top.

DevilMirage · 1 month

I've onlt recently discovered Neil Degrasse Tyson (thank you reddit) and even though I'm not the biggest science buff around, I find myself fascinated by everything this man says. I think what makes it so appealing is that he clearly explains everything in a very poetic, laymans terms fashion whilst never really patronising your levl of inexperience on the subject. Basically the worlds greatest teacher!

b0red · 1 month

You're a shrivelled penis, he meant he wishes he could get it slid to him from long distances. Also, Guinness isn't exclusively for Irish pubs, English pubs have it on tap everywhere... Even if it does taste like shit.

UberGenocide · 1 month

Aha sorry, didn't even know it was your post haha! I'm not gonna lie, I do as well just with, you know, less reddit-famous posts. But seriously, I'm surprised I didn't snap my jaw clean in two that's how fast it dropped!

UberGenocide · 1 month

I thought the faith was lost because this was a hopeless repost from reddit (it is one of the highest rated posts ever) but then I read the comments... Wow.

TheGeekGoddess · 1 month

I think your mates need to book an appointement with Specsavers because they seously need to get their eyes checked. I think you look stunning, don't let anyone put you down dudette. Plus just because you are taller than most girls doesn't make you're an ugly duckling (which is a crap insult anyway, seeing as the ugly duckling turns out to be beautiful), it just gives you an extra character definition, something to make you more interesting. Keep up the good work!

Cross88 · 1 month

My surname is Christian... Many find asking how funny it would be if I was a Muslim hilarious. I'm pretty sure I would be ostracized if I had the surname Christian if I was a Muslim.

Also, 9/10 teachers will say my surname as my first name when reading out registers, even though my name is put down in the same format as everyone elses i.e. Smith, John. They'll get everyone elses name spot on bar mine!

vector_theory · 1 month

Moths. Those things haunt my dreams...

unicorn456 · 1 month

I think you're stunning, but then again, my opinion is rather biased by the fact I'm more attracted to girls who can rock the curves (which you are rocking very well might I add). You look great as you are, no change necessary. Keep up the good work and you'll be absolutely fine, I promise!

wanderbred · 1 month

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

Cgillespie4 · 1 month

That probably took him about a day to grow, he just sneezed and it accelerated out of his face at the speed of sound.

braydenf17 · 1 month

It's been said he will go for a fatty to give some booty to those in need around Christmas.

HeroineOwl · 1 month

Well that's very nice of you, it's much appreciated. You're also quite a lovely person, you needn't worry about what others think of you, just be safe in the knowledge that you're pretty fucking awesome! Also, fuck anyone else who thinks any different and just punk it up every day for the rest of your days and I guarantee you'll be one happy dudette!

HeroineOwl · 1 month

You mean the way she jumps around half naked in those little outfits on stage? While she's up there jumping around I'm just sitting here with my beer. What am I supposed to do? Are we gonna go out, is that what she wants? I don't get what she wants, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT LINDSAY!

HeroineOwl · 1 month

Feel the same way... I actually had someone shout at me for pointing out the logo they were flashing about. I told them what it actually was and they screamed back at me "You'll find it's an underground piece of emo culture, you don't know what you're talking about"... That's what really grinds my gears haha!

HardcoreFluff93

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