What is the best lie you've told solely for the sake of lying?

Dyransprobrems · 2 days

Our programming teacher is retiring, and my friend decided to report sightings of a new teacher named "Mrs. Browneza" who is supposedly taking his place. She's apparently a redhead MILF, only knows/can teach FORTRAN, and speaks in a heavy Italian accent. I'm not sure why I, or anyone else, believed him, when he told us about her, but he told me later that it was all BS. Everyone else still is excited to see Mrs. Browneza next year....I'm afraid they'll be sorely disappointed.

shutting_down · 2 days

You're going to grow up to be a prostitute and live out on the streets. The sad thing is that you're so fat, no one will pay for your services.

aonysllo · 2 days

Why do you care...? Are fat people not allowed to have hobbies now?

EpicYork · 7 days

You shouldn't have done that.

arthurc · 8 days

OH YOU MEAN MY AP WORLD TEXTBOOK STUDYING FOR MY AP WORLD EXAM RIGHT

drunk_semen_thrower · 8 days

Oh, I lie. I lie so much. It's like there's nothing I can do but lie. I also complain. And I'm a bitch.

PotentialWasted · 9 days

YOU CAN DO IT :)

yummycorndog · 12 days

Mmn I downloaded Nullpomino, and reduced it to 1:25 @_@~!

givemethefife · 12 days

Thank youu :D

givemethefife · 13 days

The Luftwaffe, or the airforce, was mostly loyal to Hitler and the Nazi party. Germany, however, in the past had already had a strong ground force as was evident from the Unification of Germany under Prussia, and was rebuilt after WWI due one to one of the secret agreements of the Treaty of Rapallo by Stresseman, not Hitler. (The Germans would transport their people to Russia so they could build up an army there, and Russia got the benefit of being trained as well.) Stresseman was actually vehemently against Hitler so I'm pretty sure that a lot of the army in Germany wasn't supportive of the Nazi party.

( AP EURO EXAM TOMORROW I HOPE MY INFO IS RIGHT @_@ If it's not, please correct me, so I don't failll )

Edit: Luftwaffe, not Luftwaffle @_@ lolol

yummycorndog · 15 days

3 minutes on Tetris Friends : D

failfailfail

DeadBundy · 18 days

Uzumaki <3 I love that manga.

ChromeDeagle · 19 days

Roti is a Thai word @_@ So maybe Thai?

SeeYeah · 26 days

A-is scary: NI (not interested)

B-sports are stupid: NI

C- Sex: not old enough

D- idk what that is

E- rock concerts = deafness

F- water parks are stupid

G- Hamburgers make people fat: SI

H- The beatles 2 of them are dead

I- dumbass movie: NI

J- music..........everyone does this

K- reading........some people do this

L- everybody watches utube

M- illegal

N- u shouldn't have a baby until marriage

O- dancing? in the desert? wtf

P- art...fun...anyone can do this

Q- discos are Bitshifting

R- idk wtf that is

S- religion is retarded || the painting =(P)

T- imgur

U- no one has $ for this

V- ...idk which fucktard put this together

W-the sky...can be seen from a window

X- part of Microsoft Visual Studio's logo

Y- pedo

Z - azn women aren't gonna play with u

ALPHA-boy looks retarded

BETA -stupid girl, goto school

GAMMA- he doesn't want to play with u

DELTA- they need food...not play

EPSILON- this is more interesting and easier todo then the rest of this list

ButterflyMX · 1 month

This is sad, not funny TT_TT

Gothikalea · 1 month

But..I need to see the sky...

LuisMataPop · 2 months

Still better than Santorum

Gothikalea · 2 months

That was my point in the first place, but now it seems like "Atheist Satanists" are actually glorified egoists/other type of ideologists with a misnomer to piss other people off.

( That's what I've gathered so far, anyway. )

Gothikalea · 2 months

Edit guys Q___Q http://imgur.com/kW3sK

whisker17 · 2 months

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/

blinky98 · 2 months

Can someone post the Pro-choice side please?

Gothikalea · 2 months

Thank you. : )

Gothikalea

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