[Request] Tried RK, no help, any want to help make my professors day?

Fusian · 2012-05-24T08:40:02.638395+00:00

That'd be pretty cool, could you PM me please?

kjhatch · 3 days

He's a bit too bulky. Should look scrawnier underneath all those bones.

kjhatch · 3 days

kjhatch · 3 days

I could watch this all day. You can see a full character arc in the chicken.

"Here's me being a chicken cluck cluck -HEY WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU MAN CUT THAT SHIT OUT- I'm over it, I'll get on with my life. Cluck."

kjhatch · 3 days

It's just a little blasphemous, it's still good! It's still good!

kjhatch · 3 days

I think the Mountain would kill Sandor in a straight fight, but he'd have to work for it.

As for the three, I always thought it was the two cleganes and Loras. He said might have a chance. I'd say Garlan, for obvious reasons, but I don't know if Jaime knows about Garlan.

The-Mighty-Chin · 5 days

Is there something wrong with the wild cards series or something? I've been interested in getting into them.

GiPwner · 6 days

In all fairness I apologize. I think I pushed this joke a little too dark and too far. Fun though.

Nkliph · 6 days

"I reviewed the new tractors...THEY'RE ALL SHITE"

GiPwner · 6 days

I'm new to this robot raping business. Thought I could start low. Tie a magnet to my cock, like some weird kink for the hard drive. I assume your hard drive is kinky. Is it? Is it a dirty little hard drive? I bet it's got like 4 partitions. MMmmm.

GiPwner · 6 days

I wear this tag with pride, too long have my kind been down trodden. No longer, we will rise above the rest of you. Then fuck your hard drives clean.

GiPwner · 6 days

It was a typo, but I'm coming round to preferring the second option.

GiPwner · 6 days

She won't have time for starcraft, not with all the being creepy she has to do.

GiPwner · 6 days

I don't know about you but I have standards sir. If a man can't have standards about his creepy girlbot fuckslave then a man may as well just lay down and die.

GiPwner · 6 days

Or the look of confusion in it's eyes when you lock it in a cupboard, saying it disgusts you.

GiPwner · 6 days

Exactly, I want the damn thing to cry. "Where are my legs, why are you doing this, why was I built" Then I'd slap her and carry on.

GiPwner · 6 days

At least the way the guys done it, he'll finish it. Rather then getting half way and thinking 'Yeah, that's good enough.' I'd rather fuck a girlbot with no legs then one with just legs.

thatseffedup · 8 days

I pictured her sister like, in the corner of the room. Trying to time the bop-its to your actions.

BOP-IT! FLICK IT! BOP -IT! FLICK IT! FLICK IT! FLICK IT!

SUHWELQRHLERGLJQERBH

Thestigsfatcousin · 8 days

This ones actually true. Just don't let go of your thumb when you have your fingers lodged in your throat.

anotheractivist · 8 days

I actually clapped. I had no idea I would be that excited when she said it. Guess I care more then I thought I did.

justabitmoresonic · 9 days

Your edit just made me disappointed that it isn't what happened. I can no longer enjoy this post. I hope you're happy.

never_mind_sir · 14 days

Well he's throwing it away anyway, may as well clean up.

never_mind_sir · 14 days

2 minutes in it shows a close up of the tang. However, it's just pixels. Why did they bother to do it!? It's like watching 8 bit porn.

EDIT: 3 mins in, the guy just starts eating lunch. This is one busy fucker.

Fusian

TROPHY CASE

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