I don't think this magazine has ever felt skateboard griptape.. [slightly NSFW]

A_Kraken · 6 days

Or they have a skateboard, without grip tape, used solely for having sex on.

phlogiston · 7 days

So will this work in most cases? Or was your client extremely lucky?

jimbon3r · 7 days

Nguyen = when

romanista · 8 days

I facepalmed when I saw the paint job. Fucking Jersey.

Ben702 · 8 days

I would trust a 5 year old to replace my air filter, it's ridiculously easy and I am not a car guy. Though I do know that a hamster on a wheel is not powering my car. It's called horse power not hamster power. Duh.

charlesh720 · 8 days

Prove it or GTFO!

charlesh720 · 8 days

Are people really that bad at written English? Is this more a southern phenomenon? Plain english is fucked up enough, we cannot let people just spell things however they wish.

ibleedblu7 · 9 days

This man changed my life, Noam Chomsky

I've since developed a more rounded view of international affairs but it was listening Noam Chomsky that aroused my interested in international politics to begin with. I came across this site at 17 years of age and ever since, (I am 26 now) I have always been tuned into world news, if not studying it academically.

sstteeff · 9 days

Nah man, there is no penis like a bong penis.

FunkEnet · 14 days

My favorite quote from the story:

*"It was very good," Roland said. He said the officers took him to a road somewhere along the Mississippi River. They got out of the car while he stayed in it, smoking the drug.

"I was kind of worried because cars were pulling by and I was worried about a cop [seeing me]. Then I realized I was in the back of a cop car," Roland said, laughing*

nugporn · 16 days

Well said, constitutional republic =/= democracy. Especially when the government ruled by special interest groups.

Sleerts · 19 days

While my better half of me tells me to suspend judgement on the wheelchair guy, the normal half of me wishes that wheelchair guy also loses the use of his arms.

Lewkylewk · 19 days

My name is also Luke, any other Lukes put there have to put up with random people saying, "Luke, I am your father?"

foofusdotcom · 20 days

Haha. I sold my soul for a soda in middle school. The great thing is after you sell it, it's pretty easy to claim that you got a new one.

qungfu · 20 days

That's why you buy used off amazon. Unless its a really high level class you can usually get away with a older version of the text book.

isummonpenguins · 20 days

Thats awesome! I couldn't do that. Here is a technique video I found specifically for one hand rolling. Your joints will only get better from here.

mikey_croatia · 22 days

I think maybe the OP thought is was funny because it is not very simple. I keep watching that animation and am still trying to figure out what it all means.

falcors-tick-remover · 24 days

I don't think that rehabilitated the Cookie Monster, if anything it exacerbated the problem.

fujiman · 24 days

Um sir, if you are a Fuji man, why did you go with the Gala apple?

trololbaus · 27 days

I would like that feature. No more stopping on long drives.

FakePlasticShrimp · 1 month

Mmmm olives.

qsways22 · 1 month

I thought they were hitting each other with giant blunts.

i2occo · 1 month

Who takes care of Gus when everybody goes home for the day? Or is it like a 24 hour call center place?

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