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Not giving a fuck - final level by un_pocoin AdviceAnimals

[–]FrootSalad -1 points0 points ago

we love you too, bro. buuut i had gastric bypass and i was much less heavy, have you considered it? or lap-band? fyi i'm a formerly fatgirl who lost 110 lbs lol. and btw my life has not improved in any manner since the weight loss. except that i barf if i eat eggs. whoop.

IAmA person with the severe case of eczema and allergic to almost everything that touches my skin. AMA. by me0wlitain IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

do you have bad spot you can use aquaphor on prior?

Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you do on a regular basis? by wheelsAreturningin AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

laughed and snorted very loud

Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you do on a regular basis? by wheelsAreturningin AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

i only do this on meth.

Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you do on a regular basis? by wheelsAreturningin AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

poop on my phone

rub it on the cat's legs

tell bf my cat is a lazy bastard

but really i like to poop on my phone.

eat spaghetti with a spoon while making sex noises really loud. i always order spaghetti at public restaurants as this gets me off.

open containers of gushers and put my boogers in them and demand a refund.

bang on my black next door neighbor's door and yell racial slurs. but i don't yell black slurs, i yell asian ones, so he ets confused.

also i don't floss regularly.

Free pizza by travosasin funny

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

only sauce and no toppings? wat.

Ok, maybe I'm missing something, but what the fuck is the obsession with My Little Pony? by CatastrophicClitorisin AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad -4 points-3 points ago

i saw it start on 4chan's /b/. it was just to troll people because MLP is the polar opposite of /b/.

Reddit, what's your LEAST favourite smell? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

popsicle sticks. diet coke.

Reddit, Whats your favourite smell? by DawnOfLightin AskReddit

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

cocaine.

Why are therapists able to force you into a psych ward against your will? by throw3636in SuicideWatch

[–]FrootSalad 1 point2 points ago

yeah i think that's ridiculous. i had a psychiatrist that on the FIRST TIME meeting me, called the police and they forced me into the hospital. the worst is that the weekends don't count as part of the 72 hour mandatory hold. so you end up there for a fucking week for no reason.

How I feel when my nerdy boyfriend introduces me in public. An others feel the same? by FlushingQuailin TwoXChromosomes

[–]FrootSalad -1 points0 points ago

nah man my nerdy boyfriend cheats on me and talks shit about me behind my back lol

My cat wouldn't get out of the bathtub, so I thought I'd try turning on the water to solve the problem. Here's the result. by awallickin pics

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE CATS AND I LOVE SWIMMING. WHERE CAN I BUY A SWIMCAT?

Since you're all posting cute wedding photos, here's one of me and my SO. by huntingbearsin TwoXChromosomes

[–]FrootSalad 2 points3 points ago

i have an SO and i still love my hands better haha

Just spent the last 30mins putting tree faces on food while giggling like an idiot. by Symbionticin trees

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

lol wut. you actually made me smile. fuck yeah every timei cut froot and veggies i will laugh now

How to plant a pineapple - thought you would like this too! by neonsneakersin entwives

[–]FrootSalad 1 point2 points ago

it's a lot of work for a cheap product. same as potatoes. but dear god i love pineapple more than anything!

3 of my 14 piercings. The middle of my lip is done as well, I just have nothing in it. by Ellebeanin piercing

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

what's wrong with color photos

I'm an Australian that recently spent 5 months driving across the USA and Canada pretty much on a whim AMA. by stageain IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

did you come to minnesota? did you keep the northern parts for the warmer times of the year?

IAmA person with the severe case of eczema and allergic to almost everything that touches my skin. AMA. by me0wlitain IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 1 point2 points ago

holy crap, being a swimmer with eczema this bad is like a cruel joke.

Anybody know where I can get a solid gold barbell in 4 gauge? by TheJudasin piercing

[–]FrootSalad 2 points3 points ago

BAF is the best, it's the only place i buy body jewelry from anymore.

IAMA person who worked at a clinic that helps people detox from drugs and alcohol. AMAA by lizbot10in IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

yep i find it works like that. a couple times i have mistakenly taken it with my morning pills and it made the first couple hours of my day almost impossible, but it wore off fairly quickly.

IAmA person with the severe case of eczema and allergic to almost everything that touches my skin. AMA. by me0wlitain IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

hydroxyzine is just an antihistamine, and i haven't had any side effects from it. i tried the triamcinolone acetonide and it didn't do anything for me. i like the pills because applying creams and lotions to most of my body was really a hassle for me. now i don't use any topical stuff. but mine wasn't as severe as yours, of course.

IAMA person who worked at a clinic that helps people detox from drugs and alcohol. AMAA by lizbot10in IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

yep i find it works like that. a couple times i have mistakenly taken it with my morning pills and it made the first couple hours of my day almost impossible, but it wore off fairly quickly.

IAmA former Texas police officer of 10 years AMA. by raul1138in IAmA

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

oh i just thought of a "real" question. i broke my ankle very badly once and people had to call 911. they told them exactly what happened, but for some reason a fire truck showed up first. why did a fire truck come?

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