My mom was yelling at the Gardner for destroying one of her exspensive plants, The Gardner showed her this picture the next day waiting for an apology.

cjayyyy · 2012-05-24T22:13:26.369833+00:00

Apparently a chupacabra has been destroying her garden.

caed · 2012-05-24T22:02:58.093041+00:00

Anyone else expecting it to look like this?

ThiswishIwish · 2012-05-24T21:46:24.025442+00:00

Does he know any Larry Craig jokes?

dropstop · 2012-05-24T21:43:52.147407+00:00

Do dolphins know when you're pregnant?

Dolphins can see inside us just like ultrasounds, basically, and they have the ability to tell if a woman is pregnant. Dolphins are just as excited about new life as much as new ones love dolphins. Most facilities won't allow swimming with dolphins while pregnant (even though this seems like the most perfect time to swim with dolphins), because they fear the dolphins will get too excited and scare the new moms to be and any resulting lawsuits. In commercial "swim with dolphin" programs, pregnant ladies are often excluded from the swims because the dolphins often concentrate their attention exclusively on her to the exclusion of the other guests. -Laurance Johnston, Ph.D. and Russell Bourne, Ph.D.

Turco-Bangalore · 2012-05-24T21:31:08.252485+00:00

Is nature man there carrying an extra camera just for reaction shots?

LuisMoncada · 2012-05-24T20:13:04.844166+00:00

I'm sure All_American_Bot will come around to convert it back to Imperial.

Yeehaw!

LuisMoncada · 2012-05-24T19:57:31.088249+00:00

Interested? I'll tell you what this is about mr edify. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy.

adamsimon · 2012-05-24T19:38:49.072281+00:00

I think you mean beanricecorn--not to be one of those* guys, but nutrient order is important.

i.e, a Fred who doesn't trim their tassels out of respect during an away match point.

zeldanerd86 · 2012-05-24T19:27:17.016647+00:00

What's the rap on artificial sweeteners, is a little Splenda in my pre-fasted cardio workout coffee going to make me swole up?

dcooler · 2012-05-24T19:09:38.369298+00:00

In today's chaotic world... sometimes it feels like you're just another gerbil doing reps on the treadmill, meanwhile your colleagues are all out purchasing the latest iPhone while simultaneously learning several new coding languages. Sometimes it's reassuring to just look at a picture of Dave knowing exactly what you're getting into.

23funsizr · 2012-05-24T01:21:14.851479+00:00

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

HouseOfKrazees · 2012-05-24T00:38:18.549741+00:00

You guys can show us where they play the real music, right?

nburgart · 1 day

Well, nice talking with you.

nburgart · 1 day

Is that Chandler Bing in the middle?

meinhyperspeed · 2 days

At least he doesn't have a full on prosthetic blocking his sight!

All I could think of was Marie standing in front of Hank's hospital bed while he's trying to watch his shows.

all_the_usernames · 2 days

other dislikes: unlimited free energy, world peace, and boobies.

redundancy2 · 2 days

I am a strong believer in letting your children express their individuality, unless it's that.

thelonesoldier · 2 days

The salt balance has to be just right...

SantaKlouse · 2 days

Just a lifetime of second guessing his judgement.

SantaKlouse · 2 days

Yeah, it's probably only about $3500 to fix all that fragile shit that self destructs in collisions over 10 mph in a front-wheel drive car.

majorkev · 3 days

Go shirtless and wear socks on your arms next ride. There's still time to even that out.

Bret16 · 3 days

Why buy?

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