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FauxShizzle · 1 day

Those tits have a nice pussy.

jeanlejean · 1 day

They seem me rollin'

HocusThePocus · 1 day

I like that the longer ones were broken up in to segments...like you come back to find they're still being idiots.

DarrenAlbany · 1 day

I think you either miss understood or replied to the wrong comment. I was also saying that they are contractors hired to come out and do that work.

Forensicunit · 2 days

And the GIF

DarrenAlbany · 2 days

Yes, yes you can. You need certain certifications for OSHA (like HAZWOPER certification). But after that, it's all marketing.

DarrenAlbany · 2 days

Not sure where you got that idea. But when someone dies on a white leather couch in the summer in the American Southwest with the A/C turned off, it's not "just blood." Te body starts to melt into couch. The putrefying fluids leak out on the to the floor pool under the carpet. The insect activity alone is enough to cause most people to vomit. The furniture, carpeting, padding, base boards, possibly some dry wall and maybe part of the concrete foundation will have to be removed or cleaned. And that's just someone who died in one piece.

That doesn't even touch on suicides by rifle, or high speed vehicle collisions in which the person does not remain in one piece.

DarrenAlbany · 2 days

They are. And depending on how you look at it, they make way more. The company charges $2000 to come out and clean up some blood and dead guy juice off the street. However, the guy that shows up only makes like $15 an hour. The company carries all the HAZWOPER certifications, insurance, pays for disposal, supplies, etc. So I guess it depends on you look at it.

simon_wang12 · 2 days

Sounds like he's got a stuffy nose.

exactlywhatweneed · 2 days

Male ducks. This woman loves male ducks.

exactlywhatweneed · 2 days

And a lot less permanent.

Dhalsim2 · 3 days

Most places I'm aware of, you can't burglarize a store during business hours. But my point was, rather than argue what applies, can't we realize that having no idea where the video is from, we collectively have no idea what the crime is.

Dhalsim2 · 3 days

I wish we could learn that crimes vary from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. For instance, where I work, this would be shoplifting. Robbery requires the threat of physical violence, theft from a store falls under it's own crime, burglary requires an unlawful entry, and larceny doesn't exist.

Arguing specific crime across the US, and even the world, is like arguing dialects.

quakerorts · 3 days

2 story, 2100 sq ft house in the American Southwest. Our electric bills reach $300 in the summer.

xlava · 3 days

The day before Thanksgiving, 2002, a 12 and 4 year old girl were walking to a charity Thanksgiving dinner. As they crossed a busy street they were struck by a car. The 12 year old went over the hood. The 4 year year old went under the car. The driver skidded a couple hundred feet to a stop.

The 4 year old ended up inside the driver's side front wheel well. An entire girl was stuffed into the area above and behind the wheel. Several bystanders ran over and were lifting the car, throwing wood and bricks under the car, and trying ti get the wheel off. But it was way too late.

It was one if the worst deaths I ever saw.

The 3 calls that haunt me to this day are:

1) 19 year old girl ran herself over with her car in a freak accident that had reasonable explanation. It was just an accident. It was no one's fault. Just an accident by the very nature of the world. And she was a petite little girl. And I'll always remember the tire marks across her body. It struck me.

2) A 16 year old girl that developed a bubble in the tissue of her lung that went undetected. She also had asthma. One day, during cheer practice, she collapses. Everyone thinks she has an asthma attack. But in fact, her lung ruptured. The CPR actually filled her chest with air, suffocating her. There were a lot of young girls that witnessed this. I stayed with her throughout. Watched them do CPR for over an hour, pump her full of drugs, and do everything they could to save her. But no one could have saved her.

3) A 2 year old that was thrown to the ground, and left on the floor with a cracked skull for 3 hours before anyone called 911. She suffered massive brain damage, vomited, and aspirated the vomit. She suffered immensely, for a long time, and for no reason. She also had numerous signs of ongoing physical abuse, including lighter burns, and whip marks from a wire.

GwsGeorge · 3 days

Have you ever had a marshmallow?? Only 2 things could create that. Science or witchcraft.

vidyagames · 4 days

The one I have locks. You have to stop the cycle and wait for it stop turning, then it unlocks.

VicinSea · 4 days

I completely agree. Stirring a pot for 5 minutes, and then putting it in the sink with hot water has never been a problem for me. This reminds me of the baby food maker which is basically a steamer and food mill combined. Complete waste of money.

vidyagames · 4 days

Possible Solutions:

Pull on door
Pull on door harder
Run away
Jump up and down
Slap table
Unplug machine

vidyagames · 4 days

Could be a front loading dryer, which does the same.

mruss12 · 4 days

Like old feet wrapped oin burnt leathery bacon.

TheSquirtleSquad · 5 days

You guys might enjoy r/derailed.

Forensicunit · 6 days

When you're on the main Reddit page and a link has a video, there's a little box next to it with a PLAY symbol and a plus sign. If you click that it opens the video on that same page, in like a preview window. However, it doesn't skip ahead to the time. Did that all make any sense at all?

Forensicunit · 6 days

I don't link the time because if you use the little expansion box without clicking the link, it starts at the beginning.

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