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Movin' on back to Calgary by tmw1337in CalgarySocialClub

[–]Firework_Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! I'll need it for SCIENCE!

Movin' on back to Calgary by tmw1337in CalgarySocialClub

[–]Firework_Sandwich 2 points3 points ago

Hurry! The camels are getting impatient!

Movin' on back to Calgary by tmw1337in CalgarySocialClub

[–]Firework_Sandwich 4 points5 points ago

Bring a six pack of beer, three liters of cottage cheese, and a nine-iron. No time to explain.

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]Firework_Sandwich 3 points4 points ago

My girlfiend has this hack where she sticks her tongue in my mouth and starts kneeding my junk whenever she wants some action.

It works.

/b/ describing a redditor by 3pict3tusin 4chan

[–]Firework_Sandwich -2 points-1 points ago

Comparing reddit to 4chan is like comparing apples to feces

Anyone wanna jam tonight? by Firework_Sandwichin CalgarySocialClub

[–]Firework_Sandwich[S] 0 points1 point ago

cool. I'm always looking for more musicians.

I need tires, who's got a Costo membership? by Firework_Sandwichin Calgary

[–]Firework_Sandwich[S] 0 points1 point ago

I gave them a call, they are helpful and seem to have the tires I need. Never heard of the brank Westlake though, and I can't find any reviews online.

I need tires, who's got a Costo membership? by Firework_Sandwichin Calgary

[–]Firework_Sandwich[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I'll give them a call. Getting through to costco has been a hastle.

Kelly Johnson. I have been extremely impressed with this guy. by kevinthehousein Torontobluejays

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Johnson might be having the contract year bump I think. But he is in his prime. I don't think he'll be a disappointment if we gave him 3 years.

I think Johnson's power and steals and walks might have an edge on escobars on-base, but I've got give the advantage to escobars contract and position.

Watching Johnson though, it doesn't seem like he ever has a bad at-bat

Kelly Johnson. I have been extremely impressed with this guy. by kevinthehousein Torontobluejays

[–]Firework_Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

You'll like this article on Johnson:

http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/kelly-johnson-an-elite-second-baseman/

I'd rather have escobar though. He is having a down year, but he has a very friend contract, and is younger. I don't think we could get Johnson on team-friendly contract.

Here is their OBP comparison. This year sucks for both.

http://www.fangraphs.com/comparison.aspx?playerid=2234&position=2B&page=1&players=4191

Kelly Johnson. I have been extremely impressed with this guy. by kevinthehousein Torontobluejays

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Probably not Hech at 2b. More likely Escobar.

You're probably right. I would say we will definitely see Hech in 2013. He might even be a September call up if we can't re-sign Johnson. That way he can get some major league ABs before having a full season (granted, not a probable situation)

I need tires, who's got a Costo membership? by Firework_Sandwichin Calgary

[–]Firework_Sandwich[S] 0 points1 point ago

How much do they usually go for? $50? Is that yearly?

Kelly Johnson. I have been extremely impressed with this guy. by kevinthehousein Torontobluejays

[–]Firework_Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

Kelly is solid.

I think we still have a chance to sign him to a fair-market contract if we do it soon. My guess is 14 mil over 3 seasons.

I'd think they would try and do a two year contact with an option. Something like 6mil, 8mil, then option year of 8mil. There'd have to be a good buyout on the option for Kelly though, probably around 2 mil.

But I think AA wants to see what becomes of Hech, and what opens up at the deadline before talking extension with KJ.

Congratulation Crackmacs on the promotion to r/Calgary moderator! by technocardyin Calgary

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

To be honest, banning me would probably be the smartest thing you could do. It would save me the trouble of second guessing every post.

Congratulation Crackmacs on the promotion to r/Calgary moderator! by technocardyin Calgary

[–]Firework_Sandwich 3 points4 points ago

Don't fuck this up! This is your chance at greatness!

Ps - grats

What does your family do to drive you crazy? by Twubblein AskReddit

[–]Firework_Sandwich 2 points3 points ago

My mom used to ask me about my girlfriends. She knew it emberassed me, so she kept doing it.

One time she asked me at the dinner table in front of other family members just to emberass me in front of as many people as possible.

I started giving her details. Not the details she wanted. Details of our sex life, in great detail. She hasn't asked me since.

The rest of dinner was awkward, but at least she doesn't try that anymore. Thankfully we all drink.

I find a lot of Blue Jays fans here are being heavily biased in their views of Lawrie after last nights incident.. we should be better than that. by PerilPhoShoin Torontobluejays

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

They both went over-board. Both did something irrational due to emotion. Just have them shake hands and get on with the next game. They both made their points, I don't see a reason to punish either of them.

How can I tell my employees that I have to give them a final warning for wasting time on Reddit? by Obieousmaximusin AskReddit

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

See what you can get away with. Try all the "adult" subreddits.

Anyone wanna jam tonight? by Firework_Sandwichin CalgarySocialClub

[–]Firework_Sandwich[S] 0 points1 point ago

Boo. maybe next time. I'm jamming at the clubhouse Friday night too.

Two girls driving from Niagara to Vancouver Island on a shoestring budget. by mute_buttonin canada

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

If you're in Calgary look me up. You can come play bocci ball (lawnbowling) with my girlfriend and I at the park. It's free.

Two girls driving from Niagara to Vancouver Island on a shoestring budget. by mute_buttonin canada

[–]Firework_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

yay for Pemberton. Lived there 10 years and loved the scenery.

What is the most soul crushing thing you've ever had to do? by TinyDancer1221in AskReddit

[–]Firework_Sandwich 4 points5 points ago

If it got any easier, then there'd be something wrong with you. Keep up the good work.

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