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New to the game, a few questions/comments by supahrankin dcuonline

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

What's your build?

Bane is pretty easy. Just run around the room and throw barrels at him. When he starts knocking stuff down, block and roll. Stay away from melee, and range him to death.

Every Time I See a Post About Friend-Zoning. by HairyAltoin funny

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 1 point2 points ago

I never really understood how the friend-zone works.

Providing true emotional support is exhausting for me. As an introvert, being a shoulder to cry on is tiring and taxing. Rather than bitch and moan about it, I do the next logical thing...

...I don't do it. That's it.

If I'm in a relationship, then sure. We have an agreement based on compromise, and I'm more than happy to provide emotional support because I'm getting something in return.

Otherwise, why do it? It just doesn't make sense. Either I enjoy spending time with someone, or I don't. If I don't, then I choose not to spend time with them.

"I play a ton of video games; therefore, I know how to operate a real gun." What's a stupid/unfounded argument you're tired of hearing, Reddit? by thec0rinthianin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 1 point2 points ago

The only time this made sense to me is when Rosie O'Donnell made a comment on the Iraq War as a mother.

Wait, hear me out.

She said, "I just want to bring all those kids [servicemen] home, where no one is actively trying to shoot each other. I'm speaking as a mother, though."

Basically, "I have a gut reaction to hearing about 18-20 year olds being killed, as they are someone's child and I can empathize because I too have children."

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 6 points7 points ago

I'm 5'8", and always feel short around other dudes. According to some height charts, I'm supposed to feel "average", but I'll be damned if I'm not shorter than most people.

How do I forgive the perfect SO for something she did before we met? by cantforgivepostin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

Just end the relationship, dude. It's only going to get worse.

Online dating: What are some of your horror stories? by Giggledustin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

Just curious, are you averse to dating men who are shorter?

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together. Give me as many reasons as possible to not do this. by MySensesAreTinglingin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

4.) 4:1 ratio? ....you realize it doesn't matter (to either the banks nor the courts) how much either of you pay dont you. She will still have full ownership interest in the property

Depending on the state/county, you can vest with a specific portion of interest on the property. This is VERY rare, and typically only done with very large and/or commercial properties. It's a matter of finding a lending agency that will draft a correct version of the grant deed. Since they aren't married, there is no automatic "Joint Tenant" vesting arrangement, so it may be possible.

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You would be looking at a 75/25 vesting split.

Source: 10 years in Title Insurance.

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

My stepbrother is non-functionally autistic, and I feel the same way.

It doesn't help that he's a 6' tall 18 year old...so it's really jarring when he acts like a toddler. I'm always concerned he's going to wig out or play too roughly with one of the women/children when I'm around.

Something Reddit needs to know by frownifdownin AdviceAnimals

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

Next time find a Bible and throw it at them while screaming "You have been HEALED of your judgmental thoughts and opinions! Go now and spread the message of love!"

It helps if the Bible is really big.

Something Reddit needs to know by frownifdownin AdviceAnimals

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour -2 points-1 points ago

No really, thank you.

No, seriously. Thank you.

Dude, just be thanked already. Fuck.

Something Reddit needs to know by frownifdownin AdviceAnimals

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 1 point2 points ago

There are plenty of us who do. In fact, I've left two churches after heated debates that made me realize the incompatibility. I have also broken up with a religious girlfriend who felt the same as one of the churches.

Jesus was a pacifist...but he also demonstrated the willingness to get in people's faces. Remember the whipping of the gamblers at the temple? Telling his followers to buy swords? Casting out demons into pigs?

Something Reddit needs to know by frownifdownin AdviceAnimals

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 3 points4 points ago

Ever heard the phrase "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water"?

The Bible was written in a vastly different time, with all sorts of very human behaviors embedded in it. There is amazing insight and wisdom to be drawn from the Bible...and there are many phrases that can be used for evil.

Something Reddit needs to know by frownifdownin AdviceAnimals

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 2 points3 points ago

They were uncomfortably aroused first...

Fixed that for you.

Signed, -Christian in support of equal rights

Hulk v. Wolverine by TrueWarriorin pics

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 1 point2 points ago

That was amazing. So many big name actors too.

Hulk v. Wolverine by TrueWarriorin pics

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I always thought the "perfect" heroes were boring and unfun...especially when they have very bland, generic super powers. Spider-Man is fun because his powers are unique and "flavored", and underneath the mask he's just a dude.

Hulk v. Wolverine by TrueWarriorin pics

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

There's a period of time when he just walks around as Hulk, giving lectures, performing experiments, wearing glasses, etc. It looks ridiculous, and completely defeated the point of the Hulk.

Is The Game of Thrones really that good? by Tideboy123in explainlikeimfive

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 1 point2 points ago

Explain like you're five why the show is good?

Because I experience happy, warm, fuzzy feelings when I watch it.

What the fuck, dude?

Reddit, on average, how long should a sexual act last? [Possibly NSFW] by GageIsWrongin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 2 points3 points ago

15-20 minutes.

Sorry, I meant seconds.

Question to Straight Guys. by mossner1992in AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 2 points3 points ago

Not a gay guy, but I assume it's a fetish. "Be spanked by an uninterested straight guy". This is the internet...there are worse things out there.

Question to Straight Guys. by mossner1992in AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 0 points1 point ago

Considering a lot of GLT folks have been "Gay Bashed" and beaten unjustly, your comment is in pretty poor taste.

What small piece of advice makes your daily routine/life just a little easier? No life lessons. . .no deep quotes. . .just something mundane. Here is mine: by deathofpatriotismin AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 248 points249 points ago

Get out of bed on time.

Don't be a little bitch. Shut up, and get out of bed.

You'll thank me later once this becomes second nature, and you consistently get up minutes before your alarm goes off.

I'm sorry I was a bitch in high school. What have you done in your past that you need to apologize (even anonymously) for? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]Feed_Me_Seymour 5 points6 points ago

I always wondered if those narcissistic sociopaths in high school ever changed into real people.

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