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I'll be near Charlotte, NC June 8-11! Any fellow CA's around? by klauskinskiin cripplingalcoholism

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

Charlotte, here. Reporting for duty.

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't know. I don't waste time on video games- too busy deteriorating my brain on reddit.

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -6 points-5 points ago

I disagree. I believe the internet as a whole to be one of the most progressive places on the planet.

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -2 points-1 points ago

Your words, not mine.

master edit: Just kidding I agree.

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 31 points32 points ago

Something along the lines of "As a person that frequents the internet, saying you're gay online is generally a bad decision."

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Meta Rap - YouTube (youtu.be)

submitted ago by FatBaldHipsterJesus to videos

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 20 points21 points ago

Please, tell me more...

The greatest philosophical question of our time. by WriteOnSCin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 320 points321 points ago

As a gay man I am intrigued by this question.

You don't always get what you pay for: the teams with the four highest payrolls are all in last place by coooolbeansin baseball

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 4 points5 points ago

It's a long season. My guess is the Red Sox or Yankees will make the playoffs. The Phillies are missing some pieces and aren't out of it by any stretch, it makes a good story line for TMZESPN.

This is my cake day, the only day on Reddit when I feel I can truly express my feelings about cats... by FrenchieSmallsin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

I... I think I love you.

Oh, hai by bfhancockin appstate

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 2 points3 points ago

LOL WUT

When's your birthday, CA? by Lookmanospacesin cripplingalcoholism

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 2 points3 points ago

I'm on the summer solstice too. But I fucking love summer.

This is my 23 year old friends alarm clock. It's amazing. by theGfunk89in pics

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

This is the one thing I wish I would have saved from my childhood. Thank you for reminding me of the biggest mistake I have ever made.

How about we all just agree to not let this become a thing? by TakingADumpRightNowin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 34 points35 points ago

My personal favorite version.

How about we all just agree to not let this become a thing? by TakingADumpRightNowin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -2 points-1 points ago

You can downvote me to oblivion, but I for one intend to not only let it become a thing, but bask in all it's glory.

Recently started dating a gaymer. Today he sent me this. by FatBaldHipsterJesusin gaymers

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus[S] 4 points5 points ago

Had to blur out my bromo's name, silly!

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Recently started dating a gaymer. Today he sent me this. (imgur.com)

submitted ago by FatBaldHipsterJesus to gaymers

Best Payment Processors? by nojoyin Entrepreneur

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only fan of square here?

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

DAD ALMIGHTY! How many times do I need to go over this?

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

Yes?

Hipster Christian. by rockenrohlin funny

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 1 point2 points ago

It's true... we met back in '68.

Sexy and I know it cover... with class? by INCREDDIBLE-TR0LLEYin videos

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 0 points1 point ago

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/710/LargeThumbnail[1].jpg

/r/AWW didn't like her, maybe you guys will. This is what i wake up to every morning. by yuki1986in dogs

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus -1 points0 points ago

Fuck r/aww - your dog looks awesome.

Sexy and I know it cover... with class? by INCREDDIBLE-TR0LLEYin videos

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 44 points45 points ago

It's from this indie christian band... you probably haven't heard of them.

Sexy and I know it cover... with class? by INCREDDIBLE-TR0LLEYin videos

[–]FatBaldHipsterJesus 18 points19 points ago

SO BRAVE

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