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The "forever alone" as a psychological diagnosis - The excessive use of video games and online porn is creating a generation of risk-adverse guys who are unable (and unwilling) to navigate the complexities and risks inherent to real-life relationships, school and employment. by Loyoverin TrueReddit

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

It's a result of political correctness.

We need a target to laugh at that can be established within seconds. Unfortunately, the only target we are allowed to laugh at is a middle class white male.

Any other demographic would be deemed offensive.

I made a bed that levitates on a magnetic field by mememetatatain pics

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

Some people live outside the US you know...

What is it with the AsianWhitePictures Spam? by russellvtin TheoryOfReddit

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it used to be good but I went back after the reboot and it was the worst thing in the world. I'm not sure if r9k was always like that or if it did actually get worse.

Kinda regret my choice of username either way.

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. by SRotDin subredditoftheday

[–]Farisr9k 10 points11 points ago

God damn it, redditors.

Johnny, you weren't wrong. You have nothing to apologize for.

The problem is that every redditor thinks that reddit is for them and them alone. You shouldn't feel the need to apologise for providing a free service. The unjustified sense of entitlement is insane.

But the break is well deserved. It's been a great year. Congratulations.

Comment Karmawhoring 101 - Guide to racking up worthless internet points by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin TheoryOfReddit

[–]Farisr9k 28 points29 points ago

... But this is all so obvious. All your little "insider tips" are just common sense. I don't understand why you posted at all.

How can you think that any of this is insightful or worthy of discussion? Get into a popular post early? Reply to the top response? Post reaction gifs? Yes! Duh! Everyone knows this. You've brought nothing new to the table.

You probably won't repsond to this anyway. Don't want to break rule 12 now, do we?

I guess heroin really is crappy. by nuckinfutz53in funny

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

So you smoke crack while you crap crack out yo crack

Perfect timing. by lukas5150in pics

[–]Farisr9k -13 points-12 points ago

No it's not. It's a plane.

It's a tradeoff... by jonjopopin AdviceAnimals

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough.

It's a tradeoff... by jonjopopin AdviceAnimals

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

What's your tumblr?

Bitchez love apple juice by McFappityFapin funny

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

Gumtree. Its pretty much Australia's craigslist.

/v/ on Nintendo's E3 by Blackout-Comixin gaming

[–]Farisr9k 25 points26 points ago

Eternal September

My "recent searches" after my 7 year old used my iPad by Kateskoolin funny

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

I did the same thing. Also typed in 'pornography.com'

I had no idea what I was doing.

Thanks for ruining one of my favorite shows Reddit :( by tnick771in AdviceAnimals

[–]Farisr9k -2 points-1 points ago

His stand up is contrived, lowest common denominator, shocking-for-the-sake-of-shocking bullshit.

I have no idea how he's so popular, especially on reddit. Can someone please explain to me how he is good or clever in any way?

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

That's stolen from am English comedian. The joke is like 10 years old

I see your pickled Chinese baby and raise you Siriraj Medical Museum, Bangkok. by SnuggleBunni69in WTF

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

Not enough people go to the medical museum when they visit Bangkok, but it should be a must-see, I think. I guess it doesn't really fit in with getting wasted at 10am and taking cheap ecstasy... or maybe it does...

My teacher's whiteboard art. Done in 30 minutes! by thegnargantuan12in pics

[–]Farisr9k 13 points14 points ago

You need to learn how to reply to comments

Controlling - Control the world around you in order to reach the door in this 256x256 minimalist retro style game. by Rogerupin WebGames

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

I was having the same problem. Keep holding the arrow key so you're pinned on the wall then move the box underneath you away. Then let go and move back.

Damn creepers and their terrorism.. by ZServin gaming

[–]Farisr9k 2 points3 points ago

Thank you!

Warning: You will get downvoted on reddit for knowing that Tosh's standup is lowbrow shock humour.

DBZ gave hope to someone's life. by YouKnowHerin bestof

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

The fuck is with the layout?

Why I like turtles by Gabygzin pics

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

I've never laughed so hard at a reddit comment as I just did yours. Thank you. Thank you so much.

My 7 year old son told me (a single father) that he wants to be a girl and that he's always felt this way. Is he transgender? What should I do? by confusedfather28in AskReddit

[–]Farisr9k 125 points126 points ago

I WANTED PIZZA ALL YEAR AND YOU TOOK IT AEAY FROM US

Incorrect spelling. Mark deducted. B+. No pizza party. Sorry kids.

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