Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Condescending Stoner.

Mickeyelm · 2 months

I can't support this considering this is more of a Scumbag Steve than a Condescending Stoner (although I won't downtoke it).

For those who aren't aware, weed is a HALLUCINOGEN, not a depressant. That means it can "induce experiences that are qualitatively different from those of ordinary consciousness" i.e. you can hallucinate.

If you hit a 10, you CAN and WILL hallucinate. It's a fact and has happened to people before many times.

So, Mr. condescending stoner, put on that brown plaid hat and go home.

VaccusMonastica · 2 months

I run MUCH better outside. I recently ran 6.5 miles at a 12 min/mile pace on a treadmill, and then ran 10 miles at a 9 min/mile pace outside 1 week later.

Not sure why, but I can't complain

dangerfish505 · 2 months

Why not just take a bus (~$175) or even flight (~$300) back to Portland (you said you have more cash than you anticipated...) and then use public transport to get to work while you save for a car?

emr1028 · 3 months

The recipient of the tax cut is likely to save it rather than spend it

That's not true though.

The average consumer is in debt (and a lot of it), simply meaning more has been spent than has been taken in. So if the consumer keeps the dollar rather than paying taxes with it, then it follows they would still have spent it anyway (or perhaps spent more considering the 'dollars spent > dollars obtained' ratio).

brbposting · 5 months

Have a card. Live in California. I've tried this stuff before. It's nuts! I'd be down for another (more intense) go around......

TuNiX2 · 6 months

...although now that I look at it again, you may be right if the picture is taken towards the back of the car rather than the front

TuNiX2 · 6 months

Nope. Look at the placement of the locks in both the OP and the Cadillac SRX picture you posted - in the Cadillac, the locks are towards the back of the car. In the OP, they're towards the front.

PINKMONKEY24 · 6 months

Well again, I live in California so I can tell you my experience, but I'm not sure how much it'll apply to Washington.

Anyway, it can't (shouldn't) affect your job chances. It's a medical prescription given to treat a medical condition; it's illegal for a company to access your medical records without your knowledge. In many states, I believe it's also illegal to fire/not hire a person due to having a specific prescription.

Not sure about the military; maybe google it and look for some policies listed online?

Lastly, it is worth it to have a prescription, at least in California. You can buy better quality for a lower price from clubs than you can from a dealer, and the added security makes it really worth it (i.e. if you get caught in possession or using, you won't get a ticket or get in any trouble).

Hope this helps

PINKMONKEY24 · 6 months

Theoretically, yes that would work. However, where do you live? If LA/California, you can get a rec for less than $50 (mine was $30) and just go to a legit cannabis club, no need to even worry about/risk going to a sketchy Craigslist dealer. If you get caught with a bogus rec that's a felony. No felony is worth $50.

Also - I don't think your excuse would fly because that's not how cards work; you get them immediately when you're given a prescription.

herpmanderpstein · 7 months

Signed!

ctm814 · 8 months

Correction: r/StonerWorldProblems/

ctm814 · 8 months

r/firstworldtreeissues

mikearce · 8 months

Fuck yea man! Awesome post. ::Saved::

Larry_the_Unix_Guy · 8 months

Get over yourself dude.

El_Pateaux · 8 months

Original

barry22 · 8 months

Oooooh awesome. Didn't know that worked. Thanks mike!

pizwat · 8 months

Repost, so I downvoted.

Then I noticed you posted it to trees: downvote cancelled, uptokes all around!

barry22 · 8 months

The psychological term is 'Rationalization'. That may not sound right since it's not as fancy as some other psyc terms, but I believe that's what you're looking for. Check out the wiki page

Edit: Link isn't working quite right (although it'll still take you there; just have to make an extra click), so here's the DSM-IV definition: Rationalization occurs when the individual deals with emotional conflict or internal or external stressors by concealing the true motivations for his or her own thoughts, actions, or feelings through the elaboration of reassuring or self serving but incorrect explanations.

renbo · 8 months

If it rhymes its fine! (does that rhyme or am I just that high?)

renbo · 8 months

You're awesome

renbo · 8 months

Correction, we don't appreciate the pandering UNLESS you actually load us all a bowl. Then - pander away!

Ickybod_Clay · 8 months

Not sure buddy.... BUT I'd love to see both of those things as well so uptokes for you!

El_Pateaux

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