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Hello Redditland. I am Kevin Pereira: AMA-EAFC-H by kpereirain IAmA

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

Are all your co-hosts REALLY as dumb and boring as the show makes them look?

I have a group of friends that only contact me when they want to have a party at my house. How should I tell them to stop contacting me entirely? by Dphayin AskReddit

[–]Dphay[S] 0 points1 point ago

Look there's NO other reason for my commuting besides the fact that it's really fucking expensive. I'd have to pay for everything, and not paying anything is definitely eons better than paying 40k+ a year to learn the same shit. I recognize the "umbilical cord" symbolism but I simply don't fall in the category of people that require cord cutting anymore. I'm 19 years old, I'm not 12. So I mean, the only real thing I'd be getting out of college is a party once and a while, and getting to know people I'll, most likely, Never see again after school. i dont even drink and hate party environments so parties are practically a chore. It's all stuff that I can just live without, and I don't have to pay for student loans my whole damn life. Also, it's not like your friends house analogy at all, because my friends dont charge me hundreds of dollars a month to stay there. (idk about yours though)

I have a group of friends that only contact me when they want to have a party at my house. How should I tell them to stop contacting me entirely? by Dphayin AskReddit

[–]Dphay[S] 1 point2 points ago

God you're really passionate about this. No, I'm not going to pay 40k a year to live five minutes from home. That's dumb no matter how much fun im missing.

Eyes on the prize. by Dphayin funny

[–]Dphay[S] 0 points1 point ago

aliens

I have a group of friends that only contact me when they want to have a party at my house. How should I tell them to stop contacting me entirely? by Dphayin AskReddit

[–]Dphay[S] 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly what I'm missing, and I'm deciding not to pay for it becAuse I live five minutes from my school. Really, it's not that tough to understand.

Why would anyone call on the landline anyway? by Dphayin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Dphay[S] 0 points1 point ago

i have fios ;_;

If you could ADD one thing to LoL... by screenshottedin leagueoflegends

[–]Dphay 3 points4 points ago

I would add negative assholes

that way, there would be less.

So...you've screwed up, and now your lane opponent is fed. Now what? by Feed_Me_Seymourin leagueoflegends

[–]Dphay 2 points3 points ago

the only correct option is to feed everyone else on their team so they're more balanced.

If you could be one champion who would you be and why? by pivotpivotpivotin leagueoflegends

[–]Dphay 2 points3 points ago

gragas.

i dont feel like i need to explain myself.

What is your favourite sound or sound effect in League of Legends? by DrLasagnain leagueoflegends

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

Shaco Dying.

GUUUUAUHHAHHHHHHHH

Reddit, what's the stupidest reason someone has woken you up for, in the middle of the night. by iSpellBadlyin AskReddit

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

Friend of mine called me at 3 in the morning to tell me he hit level 74 in world of Warcraft.

I thought I'd share some of my... non-traditional Christmas ornaments. by Dphayin funny

[–]Dphay[S] 0 points1 point ago

I call him "buttchin santa" but ballsack santa works too

Agnostic vs Moron vs Genital Warts Kid by ninelives1in atheism

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

andrew stubblefield is a cockfiend

What is something you love but, based on your appearance/personality, most people would assume you hate? by therealabefrohmanin AskReddit

[–]Dphay 2 points3 points ago

I'm 6'4", 235 pounds and am a black belt in kenpo and have extensive weapons training (Bo staff, Kama, the like). I used to be a huge pothead and I used to drink a lot.

Oh, also I pretend to be a girl on world of Warcraft.

Hate if you want you'll never be this fab.

The Dark Knight Rises trailer in glorious HD by The_Other_Otherin videos

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

am i the ONLY one that thinks that this looks really bad?

What's the closest you ever came to getting murdered? by snookumsin AskReddit

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

you have no idea how much free weed gets offered to me on a daily basis just because of this story.

What's the closest you ever came to getting murdered? by snookumsin AskReddit

[–]Dphay -2 points-1 points ago

people steal legal shit all the time, dumbass.

What's the closest you ever came to getting murdered? by snookumsin AskReddit

[–]Dphay 0 points1 point ago

No, a kid who was living at my friends house had bougt like, 3 pounds earlier that day and they wanted the weed AND the money.

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