Every time I get coffee at work

DonPueblo · 11 months

Imagine smoking a ton of pot and sitting down to watch that movie, not knowing what to expect. And then a giant head comes out of nowhere and says this:

"The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken."

I think my brain broke at some point. I haven't been the same since.

magicbullets · 11 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_b5nmhxb_A

Igos_Du_Ikana · 1 year

I'm a schoolteacher. I teach English composition...in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was a coach of the baseball team in the springtime. Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her. And how I'll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if...you know if going to Ramelle and finding him so that he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that's my mission.

You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.

-Saving Private Ryan

Raerth · 1 year

Pinnacle Game Profiler.

http://pinnaclegameprofiler.com/

bj22 · 1 year

He's a male bimbo. He's a Mimbo!

sense-of-doom · 1 year

Snakes? Are we talking about snakes? Is it possible they fell out of a plane onto the tree?

I worry about that sometimes.

nicobellic14 · 1 year

...laid back

that_hz · 1 year

I reply to any unwanted emails that find their way into my inbox with this:

Dear [friend/relative]

I am writing to inform you that one of your emails has somehow found its way into my inbox. Though I appreciate your concern, your [religious belief/political leaning] is not something I agree with, and therefore I politely request that you remove my name from your [mailing list/newsletter]. Furthermore, as I spend nearly 10 hours a day on the internet, I have already viewed that [heartwarming story/comic strip/hilarious cat] many times before, probably [2 years/3 years/5 years] before you.

Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

DonPueblo

mikeybender · 1 year

Goddamn assholes. Walking two, three abreast, taking their sweet fucking time. OH HEY LOOK, TALL BUILDINGS! OH HEY LOOK, A STREET VENDOR!

I wish I could just mow through these people with a chainsaw.

DonPueblo · 1 year

New York.

GlisteningDragon · 1 year

I came here to post this. Remember that part? You know which one. I read that at like 10:30 one night and I don't think I slept at all.

mreagor23 · 1 year

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Meditations/Marcus-Aurelius/e/9780812968255/?itm=6&USRI=meditations

I read this after I graduated college, and it helped in that awkward post-college/pre-work stage when I didn't have the slightest idea what I wanted to do with my life.

bruce_dedeuce · 1 year

I tried playing it, but I couldn't get a controller to work right with the game settings. Also, it looks like pixellated shit when I'm playing on the 50" television.

The graphics I could deal with, but I can't play this game with a mouse and keyboard.

DonPueblo · 1 year

And another from a slightly different angle: http://imgur.com/vGhUh?full

DonPueblo

TROPHY CASE

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