What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard?

sumsh · 6 days

Just mute the sound and watch the movie.

meatwad75892 · 7 days

Because it's a terrible waste of energy. Wireless mice can run for a full year on a pair of AA batteries these days. The wall-wart required to power this thing would drain WAY more than that.

wumumo · 7 days

THE DUCK IS DEAD

snorlax69 · 10 days

Here's proof of Wikipedia inciting violence - http://i.imgur.com/ipvcl.jpg

atomic_hombre · 11 days

Well, it is the only room in the house with a floor drain.

mepper · 15 days

The TSA is causing less people to fly. The major airlines are doing poorly. You'd think they'd lobby against the TSA (they probably have the power), but instead they add extra baggage fees.

porneyes · 17 days

chasejase · 18 days

Somebody is going to be getting a visit from the FBI soon regarding this terrorist plot.

210cRoosevelt · 19 days

That's okay, now it seems you wouldn't touch them because they are "ignorant" of details of science fiction movies and shows.

210cRoosevelt · 19 days

You don't get laid very often, do you?

210cRoosevelt · 19 days

Attractive girls don't know enough details about science fiction shows? Get em! This is why you are all virgins.

tywaterman · 26 days

Apparently in the generation before that one, it started being acceptable to misuse "its" and "it's"

nessanar · 1 month

So how do you tell that a one-year-old girl with Down syndrome is tipsy? Was she slurring her speech? Having trouble walking?

kelrock · 2 months

You have ONE comment in this entire post that is not negative. There's a reason for that. Blame the "Mac fanboi's" all you want, but it's because you're just plain wrong.

kelrock · 2 months

We were talking about the old PowerPC architecture that Macs used to use, not the operating system. You obviously don't know what you're talking about, so I suggest doing some research before you proclaim your unfounded and incorrect opinions as fact. There's a reason you're being downvoted to hell.

kelrock · 2 months

Most Linux distro installers these days will literally crash if run with less than at least 512mb of ram, unless they are specifically designed for... "vintage" hardware.

Nice try.

kelrock · 2 months

I would try to correct you but I think my brain just melted.

MrSpaceCowboy · 2 months

Would you do it... or DO IT?

DominoTree · 2 months

Nope. He was the same person in real life as he was on television. http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

TheRedMambo · 2 months

Guess I'm the only one who thinks the first one was scarier (or the only one who played the first one)

Zen1 · 2 months

Lemons do this when they're attacked by ants and other things, the skin will be REALLY super thick. I used to have a tree that'd make lemons the size of footballs, but the skin was a few inches thick.

bigsol81 · 2 months

Technically that depends on whether you follow the AP Stylebook or the Chicago manual.

Knosis · 2 months

Does this count as Godwin's?

DominoTree

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