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Darryl by goldenpath223in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DoctorBurger 0 points1 point ago

This is spookily meta.

Hey men, how do women pull off "the chase?" by Nuggetizedin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 3 points4 points ago

I always hear guys prefer a girl who doesn't fall right into their laps, so to speak.

I'm the total opposite.

First date with a girl, we're over at a friends house for a Monty Python movie night. she's been a little nervous and quiet up until we get there. We sit on the couch, she sits right next to me, puts her hand on my leg, and leans right into me.

For me, not having to guess at all is fantastic, and I very much so prefer women who aren't afraid to be direct.

Just me though. Your mileage may vary. Not valid in puerto rico. Cash value .01 cents.

Does penetration feel better when the girl is very wet, or do you prefer to have a little friction? by walking_away_in AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 0 points1 point ago

It's a toss up.

on one side, if she's really wet, it means i'm turning her on, and that's awesome. go me!

but yes, there is somewhat less sensation that way.

but, i'm very much so on the side of being really happy that she's this turned on for me.

Men, help me out? I've got a mute for a boyfriend. by Dutchwomanin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

Maybe try cuddling and talking as you squeeze up to him?

i'm about the same way, I don't open up much, but I've found I'll talk more while spooning.

What's the most degrading thing you've done for money? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]DoctorBurger 8 points9 points ago

came here for this.

Cubicle farmers...unite?

Soon to turn 5 months old. by Jonesy92in beards

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

I have that exact same pipe!

A fine choice my good sir.

Not that I'm complaining...just curious. by totally_spentin AskWomen

[–]DoctorBurger -7 points-6 points ago

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Tread carefully man....tread carefully.

Redo of the survey about gender and meat preference by Fruitiein SampleSize

[–]DoctorBurger 10 points11 points ago

would eat them if money wasn't an issue

This. So much, this. I'd love to eat steak every day. But discount chicken is what's in my freezer.

Men what's the best way for a woman to politely remind/nag? by Kazegirl06in AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger -2 points-1 points ago

See if you can setup a Pavlovian response?

Such as, when you remind/nag him...straddle him. slip a hand down his pants. whatever. whisper right in his ear "hey....just wanted to remind you to do X", nibble ear.

He may then associate "nagging" with "horny" and start really liking it when you remind him to do things?

It would motivate the hell out of me.

For the men who don't like discussing relationship problems or emotional things - how do you prefer to be told there's a problem? by oliveohmin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

I clam right up during any sort of "we need to talk", it helps a lot when the girl is doing a lot of the talking. It's not fun, but it does need to happen.

I wouldn't write a note, i think it's probably better to take his hand and just be as honest as you can.

How do you try to get a guy to think of you as more than a friend? by Xstream2in AskWomen

[–]DoctorBurger 2 points3 points ago

male here, can confirm this is a good plan.

Should I even try? by extra_redditin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

I'll have you know, that hopelessly redheaded is an astoundingly wonderful quality.

If it helps boost that confidence any, I'm a tall skinny nerd, and dig redheads like crazy.

What clothes do you find most attractive on a girl? by amybexx93in AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 12 points13 points ago

Jeans and tank top.

or floor length "sun dress"

"club dress" overly "trying to be sexy" doesn't do as much for me.

Computer Experts: What's a computer trick you think everyone should know? by jojojokin AskReddit

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

HOLY CRAP....how.....I...Infinity thank you for this.

<3 burgers by Tetricin funny

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

I have this on a shirt.

Most people laugh. People who know my last name laugh harder.

Does this make a tushie a bad tushie? by Saybyetotheaccountin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 14 points15 points ago

.....Not sure if serious.

Nice derriere in motion > nice derriere while still.

He's Just Not That Into You by mayabcdin AskMen

[–]DoctorBurger 0 points1 point ago

Replace 'call' with 'text' and it's probably pretty close.

If i'm into a girl, I find a way to contact her, especially if we've had some kind of scenario like they describe, where we exchanged information which is used to contact each other.

Lost your number? That's why facebook exists. Can't find you there? i'm going to ask my friends if any of them know you. If I'm interested, I'm putting effort into contacting you.

What silly things do people continue to spend tons of money on? by bringbacktheboogiein AskReddit

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

sigh....upvote for this painful, horrible truth.

"Hello my name is DoctorBurger, and I play magic..."

Starting EDH. PreCon Question. by renny7in magicTCG

[–]DoctorBurger 1 point2 points ago

They're all fun, but i'd say devour/mimeoplasm & heavenly/kaalia are the ones i've seen the most.

kaalia can be a glass cannon, devour might be more consistent?

EDH Deck Con. Help by ztenodin magicTCG

[–]DoctorBurger 0 points1 point ago

Riku, or (off color) Kiki-Jiki really.

I have kiki built, and red+artifacts have a solid amount of etb creatures/effects.

But also, reaper king. So much.

As the faithful watch cruelty with indifference. by spaceghotiin atheism

[–]DoctorBurger 8 points9 points ago

"..there is another kind of evil which we must all fear most … and that is the indifference of good men."

The silence of moderates on issues where faith is suppressing civil rights is deafening.

The Millionaire Next Door by BetterJoshin Frugal

[–]DoctorBurger 9 points10 points ago

I've read it, and liked it quite a bit.

I didn't really pick up anything specific about personal finance that I didn't already know, but I just liked his examples to make it clear that building wealth didn't have much of any correlation to how much money you brought it; that it's all about your lifestyle.

It's all those little everyday/month expenses that you don't give much thought to that add up.

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