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What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

I can read cyrilic script, but I dont speak any languages that use it.

What are your favorite things to do with friends that are cheap, easy and instantly fun? by Noedelin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

I cringed at your username.

Coming to town, need friends by Runnergeekin arlington

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

What are some of the hidden perks of your job? by Darth_Mikein AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

what's in area 51??!?!??!

What are some of the hidden perks of your job? by Darth_Mikein AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday. by tassysurferin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

The Webster's Dictionary defines Genocide as "the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group".

In your experience, who are the nicest people in the world? by cleanclothesin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yeah, I'm from Texas!

I might die, and I have no kids or close family. What do people do with their belongings if they have nobody to pass them on to? by herp_derp_hagin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

They give them to me.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

Putting your mouth around the entire opening of a bottle (assuming you're over the age of 10)

Coming to town, need friends by Runnergeekin arlington

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

You'll love Arlington.

We have the Headquarters of the Region IV Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

Region IV consists of every state west of Illinois.

Frank by RedsCluesin funny

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

What a lovely repost.

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The Pirate Bay Is Down So I Had To Use Isohunt (self.firstworldproblems)

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Which Blackberry phone has the best physical keyboard? by reDrag0nin blackberry

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

Curve 8900

Men of Reddit, what are your man laws? by PFC-Schmuckatelliin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 2 points3 points ago

unless you're in a wheelchair.

My friend just won 50 thirty second ad spots on local radio. What should he do with them? by Wait_____Whatin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

Rick Roll.

Duh.

So... Jeffery Dahmer went to my friend's dad's school. Found this in his year book. by mingtehmercilessin WTF

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

Thank you kind sir.

So... Jeffery Dahmer went to my friend's dad's school. Found this in his year book. by mingtehmercilessin WTF

[–]DesWillenMacht -1 points0 points ago

For those of us who can't read Persian script would anyone mind translating this into the Latin Alphabet?

Introduce yourself in 5 words. Can we do it? by only_one_songin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

My name is Bill Cosby.

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht -2 points-1 points ago

it's pedophile not pedophiliac

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 3 points4 points ago

No

  1. He's underage so - illegal

  2. It's on a high school campus so - illegal

I have seen some crazy things working 3rd shift at Walmart in the past 4 years. What are some of the strangest, most unusual things you've seen at department stores? by herpty_derptyin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht -2 points-1 points ago

Next time we have a big thunderstorm I'm doing this.

I moved in a flat share with two women.. this is what I found in the kitchen by Mo3in WTF

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

at first I they had butterflied and baked a rat... then I realized "holy shit that's mold!"

Really? Had to explain this to my 6 year old by cman95andin WTF

[–]DesWillenMacht 1 point2 points ago

Well it gets a message across.

I e-mailed a teacher to say thank you, and he posted it on Facebook saying "I really needed this." What's something you've said/done that you didn't expect to have such a big impact? by bemundolackin AskReddit

[–]DesWillenMacht 50 points51 points ago

Now I'll never know what you were correcting : (

Trying to lose weight... laxatives or bulimia? by Live_for_Nowin shittyadvice

[–]DesWillenMacht 3 points4 points ago

Fuck, I wish I'd seen this before I posted detailed instructions.

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