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Reddit, who was your first ever crush? by snowwhitetrashin AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 11 points12 points ago

Topanga -- Boy Meets World

Ziggler vs. Apichary has to be the feud of the year! by LuperFlipinoin SquaredCircle

[–]Deathpunch 0 points1 point ago

I love this feud, its hilarious.

Reddit. What was the most porno-like sexual encounter you've had or almost had? by h8orlovein AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 692 points693 points ago

Freshman in the dorms.

While in the showers I noticed that I had forgot my shampoo and soap so I wrapped myself up in my towel and headed back to my room. In a hurry (because I was dripping water everywhere and just in a towel) I left my door wide open. While looking for my shampoo I heard a deep male voice say "Hey" from my doorway. I turn around and in my doorway is a giant 6'5" 250lb black man. (i'm a little 140lb white guy). I thought I was about to get raped but instead he invited me to a bible study.

Crayon Prank [FIXED] by gringo411in funny

[–]Deathpunch 0 points1 point ago

Hi this is Ryan Dunn, and this is the Crayon Prank!

What are the top 3 items on your bucket list? by Psychic_Meatballin AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 1 point2 points ago

  1. Build a basement (kind of hard in Louisiana)
  2. Kidnap Katy Perry (or Zooey Deschanel) and lock her in the basement
  3. Hope she develops Stockholm syndrome then marry her

Aging in the Star Trek universe. by derock13in startrek

[–]Deathpunch 3 points4 points ago

Jonathan Archer lived to be 141 years

Now I have to do it again.... by Tidersxin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Deathpunch 18 points19 points ago

4th screen threw me a curveball, i was predicting that the friend he texted would have replied back saying 'can't, i'm getting pizza with the girl you dumped'.

I kind of like the fillers in Naruto... by pineapplebackpackin Naruto

[–]Deathpunch 4 points5 points ago

I like some of the fillers, for instance the filler with Utakata(bubbles blowing jinchuriki) was pretty good.

If you've ever wanted to taste Ichiraku Ramen, here is a recipe! by nekosanin Naruto

[–]Deathpunch 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for taking the time to make this video. Love the part where Jove nom noms it down.

Character select screen from Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm: Generations. Wow. by sketchampmin Naruto

[–]Deathpunch 2 points3 points ago

What is the difference between the 3 narutos? Plain, Sage, and ninetails?

Otis the Corgi, Caped Avenger! [Xpost from r/aww] by Funkentelechyin corgi

[–]Deathpunch 2 points3 points ago

Superhero corgis NEVER gets old. Thank you for this.

What is the worst thing a supervisor has done to you? by iame1948in AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 6 points7 points ago

I was working at the movie theater and I noticed there were little black bugs slowly moving around in the popped popcorn (i assumed Webbles). I went to my supervisor and suggested we throw it all out and pop some fresh popcorn but my supervisor told us "no" and that we were to continue serving the infected popcorn to all our customers. He said "nobody will notice, they will be sitting in a dark room with their eyes on the screen".

What is your best riddle Reddit? by LtDansNewLegsin AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 1 point2 points ago

How much dirt is in a hole one foot by one foot by one foot?

What is the most disgusting thing you've seen at work? by Rainbow_Randolphin AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 0 points1 point ago

Seen a coworker clip their toenails while on the phone with a customer.

Most Overrated Actors? by thebendavisin AskReddit

[–]Deathpunch 59 points60 points ago

Shia Labeouf. All he says is "No,No,No,No,No!"

[H] Universe Sandbox, Flatout [W] Game offers by Xtremelocoin SteamGameSwap

[–]Deathpunch 0 points1 point ago

Morrowind for Flatout and Costume Quest?

Your timelord name by ElderCunninghamin doctorwho

[–]Deathpunch 26 points27 points ago

The Plumber, saving the universe with my sonic plunger!

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