Everytime I think I'm over my ex

bobbybrahhh · 2012-05-23T20:57:22.310291+00:00

The cure for getting over your ex is to try being a man.

Baulan · 16 days

Must be from the same company that makes this... http://i.imgur.com/ZUCd6.jpg

DavidVee · 21 days

Touché. I always wish I choose a different title after I post something. Someone should start a sub reddit called /repostswithbettertitles

DavidVee · 21 days

Errr... Unless you're using a fake last name, then I'd say not.

DavidVee · 21 days

Wasn't my post, but my friend got a few. Mostly people cracking other jokes, but this reply was classic "Jesus will not like that Douglas.."

hzay · 1 month

My favorites...

http://goo.gl/8g36S http://goo.gl/OkCvL http://goo.gl/sK1Yf

hzay · 1 month

That's just a country club community. Not worth a day trip too unless you want to sip over-priced drinks with 65 year olds (or you like golf)

DavidVee · 1 month

I was wondering why he was taking so long to come in from the garage when we got home from school ;)

Thankspumpkin · 1 month

My personal favorite useless superpower is the ability to completely forget movies 24 hours after watching them.

Useless, and your family will hate you for both watching the Matrix and talking about how cool it was every fucking day.

I would still pick that over the power of flight though.

ProfessorGoldfront · 1 month

They actually sell these at garden centers in central tx.

eyeoed · 1 month

My TomTom app on my iPhone popped up an ad for me when I was in traffic to buy their traffic alert addon. Very smart.

hushbunny · 1 month

Yeah, I saw a show on this over 10 years ago where they wrote a fractal algo to "grow" a tree. I typically don't quote things I loosely remember seeing on TV, but thanks for Googling that!

hushbunny · 1 month

Doesn't every plant basically grow in a fractal pattern all be it not this complex?

ctolsen · 2 months

Meh. Government jobs.

Skullpuck · 2 months

Ha! I've done that with both my sons. Sticking your tongue out = universal baby language.

DavidVee · 4 months

I'm sure she would, but there's no way for her to be publicly shamed. Do you go around commenting on posts of funny sign mistakes, etc asking the poster if they're worried about hurting the feelings of the person who made the mistake?

DavidVee · 4 months

And I totally put her name and place of work in the comment too. I'm a total jerk.

DavidVee · 4 months

The note was from his teacher.

DavidVee · 4 months

Technically no, but adults shouldn't be "cooking buffs" to not set their kitchen on fire when they make toast and I fail that test so I can't fault her too much.

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