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Adam "Lakers" Carolla Here - Ask Me Anything by adam_lakers_carollain IAmA

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

Hey Adam! Big fan! Fuck speed for canceling the car show. It was so good. Such a shame :(

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

Srsly, reddit?! Y U DOWNVOTE LOUIS CK?!

Revenge by sgtnelsonin WTF

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

When we were little, my brother and I got dragged to a bull fight by our mother. I remember we started crying when the a-hole kept stabbing the bull while the crowd cheered. Suddenly, the boss bull gores the ever living shit out of the matador. Everyone goes quiet. Except for my brother and standing and cheering as the bull destroys the dudes anus.

I absolutely HATE when people say "I'm XX years young!" What's something that irritates you way more than it should? by AskMeAboutMyScrotumin AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 8 points9 points ago

Fuckin older people at work: "we havin' fun yet?!"

Go fuck yourself.

What's the saddest cartoon moment you've seen? by eoghan1985in AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

AW GAWD! Why did you bring this up?! * * curls into a ball and cries* *

What's the saddest cartoon moment you've seen? by eoghan1985in AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck you. * * sniff! * *

Please tell me this happens to other people before I lose my shit. by infeKteDxin funny

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

ALL THE FUCKIN TIME. This and the stupid knobs on my dresser. Physics can be a real cunt sometimes.

What stereotypes do you associate with a person's first name? by EnrichingLivesin AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

All the Jeremy's I've ever met have been extreme cunts.

What's one movie that you would *like* to see remade? by trekkie00in AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

Starship troopers. YOU WANNA LIVE FOEVER?!

I have been accused of attempted date-rape. What am I supposed to do now? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS -2 points-1 points ago

It's a novelty account?

I made a little gi[f] for topless tuesday, do you dig it? verified. by heydelinquentin gonewild

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap. Pretty much the hottest gonewilder I've seen. Good show, madam.

What is the most offensive thing a customer has ever said to you? by NatelieOnein AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

I work in mortgage sales and just last week I get a call from a guy who was disqualified because he used tax loopholes to not pay a single dime of his $500k a year job he has (if you don't pay taxes on it, we can't use it). I figured he was calling in trying to ask for another way to help him when I answer, "thank you for calling blah-di-blah mortgage, this is DARTHMAGNUS Perez, how may I help you?". Without skipping a beat he replied, "FUCKIN MEXICAN!" and hung up. He must have been drunk to say that to someone that just a couple days earlier was discussing and reviewing his entire financial life, including social security numbers and all of his account numbers. I instantly thought of retaliation but I immediately realized that being a miserable racist must be punishment enough.

Dear Reddit, my father used to forbid me from reading Garfield comics because it was a "tribute to laziness". What other ridiculous measures have your parents taken? by zelaniin AskReddit

[–]DARTHMAGNUS 0 points1 point ago

My mother would not let my brother watch the Simpsons. She swore the crazy yellow skin would cause us to "go insane". But watching "the exorcist"? Oh, well, that's A-ok.

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