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Giving out two guest passes. by LullabyGamingin diablo3

[–]CrookedVulture 0 points1 point ago

Thanks LullabyGaming! Came here to get this for my buddy, he's gonna be very pleased :-)

Giving out two guest passes. by LullabyGamingin diablo3

[–]CrookedVulture 0 points1 point ago

Ghhaaaarbl!

Dear DICE, make this happen by HumdrumStarfishin gaming

[–]CrookedVulture 24 points25 points ago

BATTLEFAONTZ

Redditors, what are some of the craziest or most hilarious porn clips you have ever encountered online? by shylibelin AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 5 points6 points ago

I once stumbled upon a video which wasn't hilarious as far as the content goes but its title just said: "Here's your pizza, fuckface" which made me laugh really hard.

One of the best glitches in a video game EVER! Heavy Rain "Shaun" Glitch by drakenkorin13in videos

[–]CrookedVulture 1 point2 points ago

He's like Timmy from South Park. Oh my god I laughed so hard. Thanks

Louis CK predicted the Fox News controversy over him hosting the Correspondent's Dinner over a year ago by JorgeGarridoin politics

[–]CrookedVulture 2 points3 points ago

I never see O&A on reddit. I thought this would be a popular thing for redditors. Nobody makes post about them, shares funny bits of their show or makes memes about them. I thought this kind of thing would be right up reddits alley.

TIL that Youth and Attractiveness is Associated with Large Limbal Rings by og_sandiegoin todayilearned

[–]CrookedVulture 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god. Now people are going to inject stuff into their eyes to look younger and more attractive. Plastic surgery always finds a way.

What's with the League Of Legends community? by Woffusin leagueoflegends

[–]CrookedVulture 1 point2 points ago

Things like admitting when you've made a mistake, giving someone tips when he makes a mistake instead of berating him, sportsmanship in general are signs of maturity. This is not something you can expect from the target group of LoL.

A couple of people talked about things like being in a game with 10 people and relying on each other and that games tend to be long. These are all things that you learn to deal with when you actually grow up and become mature enough.

I reckon the average LoL player is pretty young, especially in lower levels. So the community sucks because people are immature, there's nothing you can do about it, except being mature about it yourself. It's a shame, such a nice game, I really love it, but things like this make it much less enjoyable. Play with friends!

Emotional Wounded Marine welcome home video edit by cordalettein videos

[–]CrookedVulture -2 points-1 points ago

Not much else to do in North Merrick it seems... When all the flags are gone and the streets are empty again this guy will still be missing a leg. Also, things like PTSD wont make it any easier. Good luck to him and his family. It's probably gonna suck for a while, although that's easy to forget when Lee Greenwoods "USA" is playing. Makes it seem like a jolly good hollywood happy ending.

So I walked across Skyrim, recorded it, sped it up, and added fitting music. by wontstoptalkingin skyrim

[–]CrookedVulture 7 points8 points ago

I was expecting the Benny Hill Theme. Phew...

Dear Reddit, What was your most hated Professor and why? by kstonge11in AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture -5 points-4 points ago

Any reason why you had to mention that he was Nigerian? Not really relevant to the story...

How to give a 7 year-old a panic attack. by AquaBank5in funny

[–]CrookedVulture -17 points-16 points ago

Must be a bummer to be dumb and poor, when you actually have to do simple arithmetics every time you go grocery shopping because you have spend your money carefully. Must take a lot of finger counting to get to the cash register.

How to give a 7 year-old a panic attack. by AquaBank5in funny

[–]CrookedVulture 0 points1 point ago

you're joking....?

Amsterdam in a way we probably won't see it again for years to come by hoddapin videos

[–]CrookedVulture -8 points-7 points ago

Probably won't see some of those people again either after they crash through they ice because they didn't adhere to the warnings when the ice becomes too thin...

Why is there "curse" words? by PapaRoachFan1in AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 0 points1 point ago

now kiss!

Rare photos of the old and the dead by Animal_Kingin pics

[–]CrookedVulture 3 points4 points ago

yup, my thought exactly

I'm a product of rape and want to go see my father, but my mother is extremely upset about it. What do I do? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 4 points5 points ago

Here's the thing: EVERYBODY can be a father! Because all it takes to become one is to shoot a load into a vagina, nothing else. You throw around the word father like it means something, like there is some social meaning behind it. There isn't. You just came from his ball sack. Then, there are GOOD fathers. Somebody who actually raises you and teaches you important values and morals. And guess what: THEY ARE NOT RAPISTS! So, if you think you "owe" this person anything because he squeezed you out in a wad of tapioka, go ahead. You say you are 20 and you probably think you are mature enough to make this decision, but you are not. 20 is still a child as far as I am concerned. Wait another 5-10 years and you will, hopefully, come to your senses.

What is your biggest "Oh God...now I'm screwed" moment? I'll go first... by WhiteRastaJin AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 172 points173 points ago

Prime rib, prayers, pocket knives. God bless America.

What's the deal with your genitals? by sharknight3din AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 1 point2 points ago

My right testicle was way bigger than the left.....until it was removed. Cancer.

I Was So Happy To Find This In My Closet Yesterday.... by Scorpionsbladein gaming

[–]CrookedVulture 1 point2 points ago

Bald......s Gate

I'm 20 and just peeled and ate my first orange. So, reddit, what 'common' things have you never done, or just started doing? by onbinin AskReddit

[–]CrookedVulture 0 points1 point ago

The point is, that all your white clothes will become grey over time. That's why you seperate them.

What does an electronic artist do when playing live? by CrookedVulturein electronicmusic

[–]CrookedVulture[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the comprehensive answer. Very informative. Thanks for all the effort!

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