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Ever since I started wearing nicotine patches I've been having very vivid, coherent and seemingly lengthy dreams. Why is that? (self.askscience)

submitted ago by Critical_Chicken to askscience

Found this sign posted on the road I live on today. by Shaggdmanin funny

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

Smartass mother fucker

"Facebook is not only on course to go bust, but will take the rest of the ad-supported Web with it." - MIT Technology Review by heliotropin technology

[–]Critical_Chicken 2 points3 points ago

...hopefully.

I made a bed that levitates on a magnetic field by mememetatatain pics

[–]Critical_Chicken 1 point2 points ago

Does that even make any difference compared to a normal bed? You're still sleeping on a mattress on top of a piece of wood, if anything it'll surely be less comfortable than a regular bed? It's pretty cool, but pointless.

Red handed you PUBE! by Holeycomputrein JusticePorn

[–]Critical_Chicken 19 points20 points ago

Fake.

What a cry! by gunnerheadboyin JusticePorn

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this guy

Found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me for the last 2 months, I've honestly never felt this low in my life, how do people deal with these kind of feelings? by s_dafuq_jin AskReddit

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Scumbag picks on the wrong guy (Gulf War veteran and a karate and jiu-jitsu master). (youtube.com)

submitted ago by Critical_Chicken to JusticePorn

Who’s Pirating Game of Thrones, And Why?: With over 3m downloads per episode, it is without doubt the most pirated TV-show of the season. Data shows that most of the pirates come from Australia, while London tops the list of pirate cities. But why have these people turned to BitTorrent? by maxwellhillin technology

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

Because Virgin Media doesn't have Sky Atlantic.

Every single book I've ever read is just a different rearrangement of 26 characters. What are some things that, although obvious, are still somewhat amazing to you? by youshallnotpass1234in AskReddit

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

Children are in fact, just really small people.

A picture from the NATO protests. by Marblain pics

[–]Critical_Chicken -11 points-10 points ago

Jeez USA, you scary.

Daft Punk Alive 1997 - full 45 minute live set by mike_birbigliain Music

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that.

Sadface :(

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Daft Punk - Aerodynamic (the good version, not the shit one) (youtube.com)

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Primal Scream - Rocks (youtube.com)

submitted ago by Critical_Chicken to Music

a good dry rub.. by annakinssin funny

[–]Critical_Chicken 1 point2 points ago

Seriously?
This?
You test me Reddit.

Jesus: now accepting credit or debit. by Something_Funnyin atheism

[–]Critical_Chicken 1 point2 points ago

What. The. Shuddering. Fuck.

$500 Facebook machine by Disconsolatein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Critical_Chicken 1 point2 points ago

Today, a friend of mine emailed me Enders Game.mobi to my gmail. I got the email on my iphone and 1 touched the attachment. It popped up one window that said "Send to kindle" I don't own a physical Kindle. It sent it via iCloud from that one email to my iTunes, Ipad and Iphone with one press of a finger. Got to admit that is fucking cool.

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumshin AskReddit

[–]Critical_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

I dont remember which movie it was unfortunately, it was years ago, but it stuck, I remember "You fucking bastard!" being changed to "You funking band-stand!"

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, its pretty much how you would 'build' a fire, kindling on the bottom and layers of slow hot burning wood on top staggered for maximum air-flow.

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 1 point2 points ago

So small then but crazy how fast it spreads.

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure there are, but seriously, there is a lot more 21-69 year old's and you know it.

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 1 point2 points ago

And that doesn't shock you?
Think of it this way, how many people aged 0-20 year old and 70+ do you think were there, then think how many 21-69 year old people were there?
It's going to be a pretty fucking small percentage no matter what sport it is, other than fucking lawn bowls.
So let lets say for arguments sake, the 0-20/70+ bracket is 20% of the total crowd (which is probably massive compared to real figures)
Are you following this? Do the math. lets say 100 people died (for arguments sake) 50 of them from the 0-20/70+ and 50 from the 21-69, do you understand now? Think first dude!

Small fire to inferno in a matter of minutes. by Critical_Chickenin videos

[–]Critical_Chicken[S] 1 point2 points ago

If you zone out the commentator, you can hear that they are chanting "We love you City, we do"
'City' being Bradford City football team, the home team and ground, chanting it even after the match had been stopped. So maybe a sign of solidarity and support? I'd like to think so, but not sure if true.

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Being a Brit and one of my dead posts, hours later suddenly snowballs with upvotes (i.qkme.me)

submitted ago by Critical_Chicken to funny

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