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I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT -2 points-1 points ago

WTF, dude? ಠ_ಠ

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

I'm extremely skilled at not having a girlfriend. It's like, I meet a girl, we talk a lot and get along, we laugh and share, we make out a bit one night and BAM!, she becomes not my girlfriend. Sometimes I feel like a superhero of sorts.

There goes my day. by sqrls18in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck does that shit? Unbelievable.

What unusual things turn you on? I'll go first, women's armpits are sexy. [NSFW] by ARMPIT_FETISHin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 2 points3 points ago

Oh you.

What unusual things turn you on? I'll go first, women's armpits are sexy. [NSFW] by ARMPIT_FETISHin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 2 points3 points ago

Ah, that's the dream. One can only hope you're not a dude.

I was downvoted to oblivion in amiugly and told to come here... 20[F] by _lady_rainicorn_in AmISexy

[–]Cesar_PT 1 point2 points ago

/r/amiugly was wrong. Sorry.

Do you love small boobs as much as I do? (f) by Nitrojenn13in gonewild

[–]Cesar_PT -1 points0 points ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Let me have sex with you.

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Reddit Global Meetup: Portugal sem representação? Que tal mudarmos isso? (redditgifts.com)

submitted ago by Cesar_PT to portugal

I've always loved his feather-duster tail by yes4tessin cats

[–]Cesar_PT 1 point2 points ago

I was not expecting a gif.

Anti drink driving poster by Fiat in Portugal. The caption reads "Now you see it. Now you don't." by Qualitysweaterin pics

[–]Cesar_PT 1 point2 points ago

That's about right. It's actually pretty funny to listen to but it's completely freaking indecipherable. Oh, and let's not forget about the good folks from Mirandela.

If you do this, fuck you. by HyeRin pics

[–]Cesar_PT 2 points3 points ago

What a shitty title.

Paging Shitty_Watercolour.

Anti drink driving poster by Fiat in Portugal. The caption reads "Now you see it. Now you don't." by Qualitysweaterin pics

[–]Cesar_PT 8 points9 points ago

Fo shizzle.

Anti drink driving poster by Fiat in Portugal. The caption reads "Now you see it. Now you don't." by Qualitysweaterin pics

[–]Cesar_PT 1 point2 points ago

Assuming there's no funky accent, we sure do.

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Groundation - Babylon Rule Dem (youtube.com)

submitted ago by Cesar_PT to Music

While I was urinating, the sun was shining through my window onto my dick. "These light particles traveled 93 million miles just to land on my dick." What are some weird things you think of? by TheDerpofYorkin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 3 points4 points ago

wat

In 1982, British tabloid The Sun reported that filming on Monty Python's The Meaning of Life had been marred by an incident involving John Cleese and a group of extras dressed as Zulu warriors. Cleese's reaction to the story can be seen below... by nomdewebin movies

[–]Cesar_PT -1 points0 points ago

Acually Donlan.

What are you paranoid about? I cover the built in cam on my laptop with tape because i think someone will hack it and spy on me. by crash-from-spacein AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

This is pure genius! Thank you, good sir.

BBC News Coverage by MeQuerSatin funny

[–]Cesar_PT 2 points3 points ago

The thing that annoys me the most is that I know she can count to firetruck, but she just won't.

Allison Stokke, pole vaulter (13' 9.75" - 4.2m) by Gimli_The_Dwarfin Celebs

[–]Cesar_PT 5 points6 points ago

Do you mean you would like to enjoy having a meal with a beautiful woman, where both could share your interests and dreams?

Allison Stokke, pole vaulter (13' 9.75" - 4.2m) by Gimli_The_Dwarfin Celebs

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

Simply gorgeous.

Why is /r/whitepower banned, but /r/blackpower isn't? by Innsuin AskReddit

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

I read your last sentence in a Russian accent and, somehow, it made things better for me.

r/Portugal, estou à procura de emprego e a coisa não está fácil. Alguém tem dicas? by mykingdom4agreenpenin portugal

[–]Cesar_PT 4 points5 points ago

Não sejas assim. Estás a usar o "h" para não se confundir o "é" ou o "e", gotcha.

r/Portugal, estou à procura de emprego e a coisa não está fácil. Alguém tem dicas? by mykingdom4agreenpenin portugal

[–]Cesar_PT -3 points-2 points ago

Escreves de uma forma esquisita. Tens uma boa utilização da pontuação mas depois usas a letra h em sítios onde ela não pertence. Isto não é o hi5.

Secondhand Smoke Ring Trick! by ohyeahthatguyin trees

[–]Cesar_PT -13 points-12 points ago

That's a bit gay.

Is being fat so bad? by Amenomein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Cesar_PT 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it is.

Source: I'm a fat individual.

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