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Sorry sir, $200 service credits are out of my scope by ThunderJRodriguezin talesfromtechsupport

[–]CatsAreGods 3 points4 points ago

Idiots like this are never satisfied anyway.

China's '4D' roller coaster: The scariest two minutes of your life by vajavin offbeat

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

4-D for 4 degrees...sounds legit.

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

Oh Snapp...

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]CatsAreGods 5 points6 points ago

Probably local slang for "doing blow off a hooker's butt".

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand this whole thing...is she a paid lobbyist for oil companies or something?

Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]CatsAreGods -1 points0 points ago

Let me guess...the principal gave you a hard time over spelling and grammar?

TIL that Smokey Bear was actually a real bear whose parents were killed in a forest fire by vlt412in todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

I spent decades being precise, even though it was my job, and alienating people unintentionally. Now I'm happy to be more chillaxed, except when random people make snide remarks about racism without knowing a fucking thing about me.

It's Official! Google Blog: We’ve acquired Motorola Mobility by technopwnin Android

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

Dare I ask where you insert it?

TIL that Smokey Bear was actually a real bear whose parents were killed in a forest fire by vlt412in todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

I was joshing you.

TIL that Smokey Bear was actually a real bear whose parents were killed in a forest fire by vlt412in todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

Wait, there's a state called Smokey?

TIL that Smokey Bear was actually a real bear whose parents were killed in a forest fire by vlt412in todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, but when I grew up it was definitely Smokey THE Bear. Anality doesn't change my experience and memory.

TED Talks: The Great Porn Experiment - Have our brains evolved to handle the hyperstimulation of today’s Internet enticements? Gary Wilson discusses the disturbing symptoms showing up in some heavy Internet users by Mind_Virusin technology

[–]CatsAreGods 2 points3 points ago

DSM V FTW!

TIL that atoms are 99.9999999999999999% empty space meaning all the matter making up the entire human race could fit into a sugar cube. by take_me_home_tonightin todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

But who would pick it up and swallow it then?

TIL The Empire State Building makes more money from tickets sales for its observation decks than it does from renting office space by PoopasaurusRexin todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

What a load of shit. I remember paying $6...maybe $8. It was awhile ago though...

Cops, Witnesses Back Up George Zimmerman's Version - ABC News by ethicalkingin news

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

I'm not making any statements about who started things rolling before all the evidence is in.

Cops, Witnesses Back Up George Zimmerman's Version - ABC News by ethicalkingin news

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

Well, Trayvon certainly is...and he wasn't.

Cops, Witnesses Back Up George Zimmerman's Version - ABC News by ethicalkingin news

[–]CatsAreGods -13 points-12 points ago

Neighborhood Watch members are not allowed to be armed by their own rules.

TIL on May 17, 1924, children playing on the banks of a river in Germany discovered a human skull. More bones were discovered, eventually leading to the arrest of Fritz Haarman, who was butchering humans and selling their flesh as beef. by TheCannonin todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 2 points3 points ago

Free-range, organic humans? Mmm.

TIL After Rat-Packer Sammy Davis Jr died in 1990, his Widow soon discovered that he was nearly broke and owed back taxes. She then had his body exhumed to strip him of the $70,000 worth of jewelry he had been buried with. by TheCannonin todayilearned

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

Dread Pirate Roberts!

I might be paranoid, but the description of an FFL from last night's episode of NCIS sounded like propaganda. by saconomicsin guns

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there... :-)

A different kind of bug... by DannyBikerin Android

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

I think it would be more ironic if it was from ants. After all, we already have cochineal and shellac to make things look nice...

I'm about to turn 30, freaking out, so I wrote down basically everything I wish I knew 10 years ago... by ianmathiasin YouShouldKnow

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

Well, you wrote "sold the farm" when the expression is actually "bought the farm"...just FYI.

A different kind of bug... by DannyBikerin Android

[–]CatsAreGods 0 points1 point ago

Actually, no, I'm just trolling you a bit. But it sounds plausible after reading all the other ant stuff, doesn't it?

I'm about to turn 30, freaking out, so I wrote down basically everything I wish I knew 10 years ago... by ianmathiasin YouShouldKnow

[–]CatsAreGods 3 points4 points ago

This is one reason male cats escape immediately after coitus.

A different kind of bug... by DannyBikerin Android

[–]CatsAreGods 1 point2 points ago

Guess what it's made from?!?!?!

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