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iamlouisck · 9 days

But... I can't get off Reddit when Louis CK has an AMA I'm not done reading. Conflict!

iamlouisck · 9 days

Like most everybody, he wants to sex Ewan McGregor.

Guhnarf · 10 days

I think the anti-r/atheism group is as large of a circle jerk.

A_Durbeyfield · 11 days

I'm a model, and your cousin's story hit so hard to home. I struggle to express to my friends how lonely it can be, and they just laugh and say, "You're gorgeous. You can't be lonely." They assume being pretty solves all my problems, and it doesn't. Girls hate me because I'm competition, and men are only my friends until they realize they can't fuck me.

CatHydrologist · 11 days

WOAH. Danger! Do not do this. If she hasn't dealt with this mentally--and it sounds like she hasn't--do not do this. I know you want to help her, but experiences with you in bed do NOT need to be linked to an actual rape in her mind.

I have been a victim of rape, but I'm a sub. I enjoy being tied up and having someone else have their way with me. But I have hard limits that cannot be crossed because then I'll be reminded of my rapist. Learning to let go and be free sexually again is difficult, but I feel like this will end in tears if this is how she wants to cope with it.

Ecuatoriano · 11 days

I was standing in the entryway of my work, speaking with a customer, and turned with her to walk inside. I took one step, and a light fixture fell out of the ceiling, including a metal ballast that slammed into the tile hard enough to crack it, exactly where I had been standing. It would have been at least a fractured skull and a concussion, but I probably would have died.

ureshiineko · 11 days

My Sir makes me ask to come, and often will deny me when I ask. When I get close, sometimes he'll just say "no." After almost a year of having to have his permission to come, it's easier to come on command.

ureshiineko · 11 days

Forced orgasms with a hitachi happen quick, and are fabulous.

cylonsympathizer · 12 days

My Grandmama once sent me one of those big red Christmas bows that you hang on your doorknob. For my birthday. In August.

cylonsympathizer · 12 days

I was sincerely hoping your grandmother sent you pot.

neophytesub · 13 days

Sub space is different for everyone, and expecting it at all will set you up for failure.

For me, sub space is the most intense high I've ever had. When I hit sub space, you can slap me as hard as you can, and it'll translate to an intense pleasure. I'm floating and it's almost an out-of-body experience. (Probably because I forget to breathe.) For me, sub space only comes after several hours of teasing and torture. I'm very introspective as well, and it took quite a while for me to trust my Sir enough to let go and just float.

Not hitting sub space isn't failure in any way, shape, or form. I wouldn't call this a rocky start at all, as long as you both enjoyed yourselves. Just keep doing what feels good, and eventually you'll reach your own happy place.

2Weird2Live2Rare2Die · 14 days

Well, I have severe allergies that can cause asthma attacks, so I always carry benadryl, but there are other options. You get the idea. :P

2Weird2Live2Rare2Die · 15 days

I have most of these things in my purse, and they have saved me more than once.

-A few makeup essentials.

-a few hair ties/clips

-I carry a packet of electrolyte drink

-Ibuprofen, benadryl, any emergency meds or inhalers

-a small bottle of perfume

-Maybe a remote vibrator?

-clove oil

Niceguy_With_Glasses · 18 days

I think they might just not be for me. Like I said, I like a bit of rough treatment, and the nipple rings edged it a little too far. I'm not heart-broken though, and everyone's experience will be different.

Niceguy_With_Glasses · 18 days

They healed right on time, took about two months before they weren't tender any more, etc. I've played with the idea of getting them re-pierced, but I don't think I will.

knotting2do · 18 days

It is. My point is that though in theory it might make you nervous, in practice, being a Dom might be easier, because it's legitimately something that your partner enjoys.

knotting2do · 19 days

My Sir is the most gentle man outside of the bedroom. If I'm not wearing my collar, he'd never even say something to hurt my feelings. I think he would not be as into sadism if I wasn't such a masochist. Knowing that I relish every lash makes him love it. He was never into spanking until he spanked me for the first time. Now it's a regular thing we both love.

Also, lots of cuddling and aftercare. Collar comes off, ice pack on the butt, kisses for me.

Niceguy_With_Glasses · 19 days

Had nipples done. I loved the way they looked and made me feel--like I had a naughty secret all the time--but they made my nipples too sensitive for my liking. Licking and such was great, fantastic, better than ever! But I like it a bit rough on my breasts sometimes and it was too painful. I took them out.

tnpg · 19 days

I LOVE THAT SCENE.

-_-...... So many things just became obvious to me.

tnpg · 19 days

I have never had an interest in this until now... Now, I am intrigued...

pancake_alchemy · 19 days

I cry sometimes during sex. I think I just get overwhelmed by the sensations, physically and emotionally. It's not BAD, or SAD, but I definitely get overwhelmed. I think it's a fairly normal reaction, and I'm not even new to the scene. Tears will just stream down my face. It's become a good sign, and now my Sir loves to see running makeup. ;)

trythisoneon · 19 days

Ben-wah balls, emails throughout the day, meditation on certain topics are all things I've been assigned to do during the work day. Also, I have a satin choker that I wear in vanilla settings. It's simple and gets many compliments, but just wearing it changes my whole day.

CatHydrologist · 19 days

It is a new concept to me as well, but makes a lot of sense, because you need to know what you're getting into when you're into this sort of thing. Communication is paramount.

Niceguy_With_Glasses · 19 days

I got a black eye once when my playmate bucked too hard. I also had a very clear bruise on my upper arm where my sir had grabbed me the night before. I looked like a battered wife for a week. People kept glaring at my sir.

CatHydrologist

TROPHY CASE

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