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'Colbert Report' Suspends Production For Unknown Reasons by [deleted]in politics

[–]Captain_Underpants 4 points5 points ago

Dammit, Marie!

She's such a tease by rpawson5771in funny

[–]Captain_Underpants 192 points193 points ago

And the woman ain't shabby either.

Bummer: The Pillars of Creation Were Actually Destroyed Before We Discovered Them by audiomatiksin space

[–]Captain_Underpants 2 points3 points ago

V838 Monocerotis looks like a popped whitehead.

TIL that the famous 1993 Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr "Got Milk?" commercial was directed by Michael Bay. by Captain_Underpantsin todayilearned

[–]Captain_Underpants[S] 0 points1 point ago

The first Got Milk? advert ran on October 29, 1993, and featured a hapless history buff (played by Sean Whalen) receiving a call to answer a radio station's $10,000 trivia question (voiced by Rob Paulsen), "Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?" The man's apartment is shown to be a private museum to the duel, packed with artifacts. He answers the question correctly, but because his mouth is full of peanut butter and he has no milk to wash it down, his answer is unintelligible. The ad, directed by Hollywood director Michael Bay, was at the top of the advertising industry's award circuit in 1994.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Got_Milk%3F#History

Caterpillar taken over by the Venom Symbiote by rowsdowrin pics

[–]Captain_Underpants 11 points12 points ago

This was the inspiration for the upcoming Naughty Dog zombie game The Last of Us.

Let's stop the upcoming war with Iran. The corporate media has already began it's propaganda blitz against Iran, we need to unite behind the cause for peace. by HigHIdrAin politics

[–]Captain_Underpants 0 points1 point ago

The evidence from polling is mixed.

From last November: Poll: Half could support Iran attack

Asked whether the U.S. should take military action to prevent Iran’s development of a nuclear weapon, 55 percent of voters said it shouldn’t, while 36 percent said it should. However, asked if the U.S. should take military action if sanctions against Iran to prevent its nuclear weapons program proved to be unsuccessful, 50 percent voted in favor of using military force.

More recently: New Poll: Americans Aren't Ready for Another War

a recent Rasmussen poll finds that only 35 percent of Americans favor using military force if sanctions fail to prevent Iran from developing their nuclear capabilities.

Should we terraform Mars? by louiebaurin space

[–]Captain_Underpants 18 points19 points ago

Kardashev scale

In general terms, a Type I civilization has achieved mastery of the resources of its home planet, Type II of its solar system, and Type III of its galaxy.

North Korea Leader Kim-Jong Il has died by Merytzin worldnews

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Six seasons and a movie!

Nope. by Yesman69in pics

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Why were they type 2?

Why is this a feature? This is just an awful accident waiting to happen. by Downeein funny

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Give credit to Reddit for not adding 15 different share options on every post.

Jimmy Carr on wife beating by fredrkin pics

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"Stationary shop moves."

Stationery.

How my thoughts change when I see a dog by JustHereToFFFFFFFUUUin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Here's why.

Caine and I in South Africa by Sunny_bunnyin pics

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Did you sing this ditty to the kitty?

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr

Merging onto the I-90 by katharos3in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You gotta do it like this.

Queen of Afghanistan, Soraya Tarzi by jon__snowin pics

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This man speaks truth. She wasn't Afghan, but she lived an interesting life - she was convicted of espionage and executed by firing squad during WWI.

I still consider it a near-death experience. by wierdaaronin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Captain_Underpants 2 points3 points ago

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This one time I was surfing and got caught in an epic battle with the back button after hitting some scumbag Google search link. It felt like I was away for an hour, but I was holding my breath so it couldn't be more than 20-30 seconds. After I hit the acceptance stage, it shot me right out back to Reddit. It was a fucking miracle. I looked back at my web history and said "Jesus fucking Christ, I could've died."

Face half-covered in sunscreen, seen under UV light by joshsaldanain pics

[–]Captain_Underpants 8 points9 points ago

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The amount of light that induces redness in sunscreen-protected skin, divided by the amount of light that induces redness in unprotected skin is the SPF.

So... do they use any black people for that?

Admit it, what's the creepiest thing you've ever done? by AznRedditorin AskReddit

[–]Captain_Underpants 24 points25 points ago

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Captain_Underpants, reporting for duty.

Fuck everything about this by holystar64in pics

[–]Captain_Underpants 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, where's the gold-digger digger's guide?

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