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Computer Science Major + Biology Minor, Good idea? by Ispiroin AskAcademia

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome, we did that in AP biology with bacteria.

This is why I have no more faith in humanity [FB] by makeyougomehin funny

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

Your faith in humanity might get a lift from not being on Facebook. At least that's the theory.

I am Shitty_Watercolour, AMAA! by Shitty_Watercolourin Shitty_Watercolour

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

What got you into watercoloring shittily in the first place?

Also, who would you have direct, and/or portray you, in a biographical film of your shitty watercoloring career?

Am I the only one seeing death in the cheeze? by ChairmanMwarrrin funny

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 1 point2 points ago

I was praying so hard that this would be what it is.

What rules were created just because of you? by ScarletFin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 62 points63 points ago

This is kind of different from most of these stories, because I made the rule. We were doing a class activity in 10th grade english over Lord of the Flies, which was really just an excuse for a party where we pretended to be stranded on an island; we were split up into groups to create different components of our island society; the flags, foodstuffs, local culture, government, etc. The flag people made a flag from construction paper, the food people just ordered pizza, and so on. My group was in charge of the government, so naturally I wrote a "democratic" constitution which subtly had backdoors in it that allowed me to grab absolute power over the classroom. Being the devious bastard I am, the first thing the government did was instate me as emperor, and I banned all pizza. I was joking, but the rest of the class was pissed. Hell hath no fury like suburban Texan adolescents who are banned from eating pizza. For the rest of the year, I got dirty looks, and passive aggressiveness, and overall hatred from the EVERYONE. It really sunk in when a girl walked up to me and asked, "How does it feel to be hated by everyone?" Worth it.

I once convinced a group of girls I was completely deaf. Reddit, what's the strangest lie you've ever told a stranger? by SYKoffin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 26 points27 points ago

My freshman year of high school, I convinced a sizeable group of people that my middle name was Queequeg. When they asked why the hell my parents gave me that middle name I made something up and said it was because my mother was very proud of her mesoamerican roots.

The best part is that my best friend legitimately thought my middle name was Queequeg for about 3 years.

herro? by CaptainPlanetEaterin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater[S] -2 points-1 points ago

herrrro?

herro? by CaptainPlanetEaterin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater[S] -2 points-1 points ago

herrrro?

herro? by CaptainPlanetEaterin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater[S] -2 points-1 points ago

herrrrrro?

I saw this badass on the way to Dallas... by CaptainPlanetEaterin gaming

[–]CaptainPlanetEater[S] 5 points6 points ago

I think that's exactly where we were, actually

Rodrigo y Gabriela - Tamacun. You can only listen once, then your ears are melted off. by HOLYmcCOWanin Music

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

They played at Stubb's in ATX a while back, that was the first concert I'd ever really gone to. IT was probably the greatest thing I have ever and will ever experience.

So I walked past this bar the other day... by bruntyin pics

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

The only notable thing about Denton is the Angry Friar.

If you could have ANY one item from all of fiction, what would it be? by Nite_Owlin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

Captain planet sound delicious right now

Everything from the comment to (especially) his face screams "Friendzone" by sgrodgers10in pics

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

The variety of posters on the wall is stunning.

What the hell did I see in the sky tonight? by Drakobin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 17 points18 points ago

You saw nothing.

Luigi's bedroom fantasy by Antholexin gaming

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else realize they stole music from the Spider-Man game on the N64/PS1? That's most definitely the Mysterio battle music.

Oops. by tMoneyMoneyin pics

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 6 points7 points ago

Ctrl+F "Two cities," was disappointed.

Trailers for the will come out in 2012.[List] by Faneste123in movies

[–]CaptainPlanetEater 52 points53 points ago

NO. DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT.

What's a book that you just couldn't put down? by bm2xvin AskReddit

[–]CaptainPlanetEater -1 points0 points ago

The one about anti-gravity.

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