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The good guys dress in black, remember that... by theWelshladysbedin Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

Welshlady, I's got stuff to do!! C'mon! :D

“Your shirt,” he said in a tone lower than you’d ever heard before. It hummed in the bottoms of your ears. “Take it off.” by rubyblackcoffeein Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

If, by any accidental slip of the finger of course, anyone comes across something Tom Hardy plus Benedict Cumberbatch related, I'd need to fact check it.

My daughter got called an 'it' today.. Some other child couldn't tell if she was a boy or a girl and thought 'it' was appropriate.. Adults have also referred to her as 'him/he'.. I told her, "next time just say, if you can't tell if I'm a boy or a girl, just ask". by TlFFlNYin Parenting

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

My son looks just like a girl. He's mistaken for one daily, and is referred to as my daughter, or my daughters sister with the same frequency. It's corrected, and then glossed over. He's complained of the irritation a few times, and i truly don't think he cares about the actual mistake, and if he doesn't, nor do I.

“Your shirt,” he said in a tone lower than you’d ever heard before. It hummed in the bottoms of your ears. “Take it off.” by rubyblackcoffeein Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

I...I....can't believe I just read that.... Did I just become a woman? LMAO! That was really fun, thank you so much for the read! It doesn't really match my feelings about the actor (Cumberbatch) but don't let me find some about Tom Hardy like that....lord. Come to think of it, let me go find some about Tom Hardy like that.....

“Your shirt,” he said in a tone lower than you’d ever heard before. It hummed in the bottoms of your ears. “Take it off.” by rubyblackcoffeein Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

OK! It's coming up a bit wonky, I'm on a tablet. In no manner will I need to run some sort of internet history cleaner after you showed me this. Nope.

“Your shirt,” he said in a tone lower than you’d ever heard before. It hummed in the bottoms of your ears. “Take it off.” by rubyblackcoffeein Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

Ok, so on the front page of this blog, it looks as if individuals are requesting specific stories be written, is that correct? If I wanted to fulfill that for them, what would I do?

A day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by izocopterin Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

You read my mind!!!

[x-post r/tomhiddleston] Best gif ever made by Cumberbatched19in Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 7 points8 points ago

This needs to triple cross to r/slashgif. There will be a disruption in the force.

DAE see a really cute girl somewhere, and then realize you will probably never see them again, and get sad? by _-AJ-_in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

I'll be the first to admit that I don't think that I'm the target audience of the comment you wrote, so I'll just plug myself in as a late 30's, married woman. When I see an extremely attractive man, of course, I give him the once over. Depending on the circumstance, and my mood, I may consider a marriage, dalliance, or murder spree with him in the span of three breaths. I almost, as a rule, have no desire to speak to him, but I will miss looking at him when he's gone.

I touched my daughter inappropriately by throwggdin confessions

[–]Cannedbeans 4 points5 points ago

Please don't ruin this babies life. Get help. It doesn't make you a soulless monster, it makes you ill. There are absolutely ways to cope, with assistance.

Close-up. by Killerzeitin robertdowneyjr

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

Lmao....yes!

hellooooooo~ by xkaiserxremxin robertdowneyjr

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

Swoon.....

Close-up. by Killerzeitin robertdowneyjr

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

Annnnnnd wallpapered.

Dat collarbone... by Cumberbatched19in Cumberbitches

[–]Cannedbeans 2 points3 points ago

I've watched this too many times for my own good.

A(m) I ugly or average? by homo-insurgoin amiugly

[–]Cannedbeans 6 points7 points ago

My opinion is different. I think you have gorgeous eyes, and lips to die for. I honestly cannot tell from this picture if you are male or female, which I find personally attractive. If you are looking for nitpicking, I suggest minimal eyebrow cleanup, and cream designed to even your skin tone out.

People may not understand us or want to have sex with us, but we make them happy nonetheless by czar_zachin BeardPorn

[–]Cannedbeans 1 point2 points ago

I am also the wife of a bearded man, and it is sometimes shameless the kind of attention Mr. Man receives!

A beautiful picture my friend drew :) by xAsianZombiein islam

[–]Cannedbeans 2 points3 points ago

My compliments to the artist. Mothers love is captured so well here.

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