Drinking buddy Jesus

mechabeast · 3 days

Too soon.

nameyname · 3 days

Monolingual and Onyx. Google them.

g4r4e0g · 3 days

Cards games are usually blacked out on streaming radio broadcasts. Now and then I can find a rural station streaming who doesn't... Otherwise, an HD radio in the car gets me awesome sound quality in the car on KMOX here in St Louis.

uptoolate712 · 7 days

I give out Hot Hands so they can keep their hands warm

Kazz3lrath · 7 days

It's rare to use the term "frat" in a positive way. "Fraternity" sounds more serious and less likely to be said like it was written in italics.

Trustmebitch · 22 days

Even if you can't, thanks for looking into it for me

jonboomer · 23 days

Right now, the same guy is doing Starburst, Harrah's Casino, and Beano ("Your son rip is on line toot"). I'd like to somehow see all of these get edited into one commercial.

Trustmebitch · 23 days

Is there any realistic way I could switch to a SERO account? If not, what is the best deal going now? Been with Sprint for 6+ years. Definitely one of the better phone companies

gammarayzzz · 24 days

I heard about it on the Point when I was in high school, and went to the mall to see Jessica Alba with some friends. We couldn't get close enough to see her because there was a roped off area and security, but the guy Eckert (sp?) was just out mingling with all of the people, talking, and signing autographs.

majortomisfine · 26 days

Your mom is inevitably on top.

jhayz · 1 month

And....that's exactly why they require that essay

enferex · 2 months

Concentrated Lysol.

HerpDerpinAtWork · 2 months

Redneckproblems?

Thrasymachus · 2 months

I read some place the theory that the narrator (Ishmael) in Moby Dick is actually Captain Ahab, like Tyler Durden in Fight Club. It doesn't really make a lot of sense, but it's interesting, and at the very least the narrator is an unreliable one

needhelp1031 · 2 months

Calm down. Seriously.

Minor in possession is not a big deal. I know people who got MIP'd and are at Harvard. As long as you're not applying to BYU, don't worry about it. Then again, what the fuck do I know; I'm not an admissions counselor, just someone who got charged with DWI summer before law school, told the school about it, and it wasn't the end of the world.

joumunji · 2 months

And I saw an ad for Valvoline right underneath this

Tron-Gorf · 3 months

I had to look up St. George, Mo on wikipedia. Man, that town just has winner written all over it

Lemonadehorse · 3 months

It should be next to the Rape phone.

"Hello, I'd like to report a rape."

"Do you see a button to your left that says Time Travel?"

erimar77 · 4 months

Gas was $2.89 at the St. Ann Shop 'n Save, and that's before the discount for buying groceries in the store.

Get Gas Buddy if you have an Android Phone. (You earn points towards $200 gas card giveaways as an incentive to report gas prices, if you choose to register and report prices)

robwinnfield · 4 months

OP, you will, however, still have to answer questions about the Casey Anthony trial for the rest of your life, without the chance of ever making money off of the retard who asks you about it. The More You Know.

CaffieneShadow · 4 months

There is netting to catch chunks of concrete. I think of Wrigley like the rose in Beauty and the Beast, wilting because the Cubbies suck so hard

dont_be_scared · 4 months

I'd offer to help you out, but that would be immoral.

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