Above ground pools are portal to redneck Narnia. And that's real talk.

everycredit · 2 months

Most apple users have that kind of money to spare. I don't, but I do love me some apple. So you just order the shit online like I do and you won't be sucked in to their poverty trap.

Blacklistedaudio · 1 year

And I'm SUPER sad about this story. I was fighting back tears reading all of these posts. I know it sucks to pay more for stuff but our furry buddies are worth it. :( So sorry for your loss <3

Blacklistedaudio · 1 year

People! You don't have to spend a lot for FrontLine! I buy mine off of ebay from a trusted seller who sends a big vial out and you measure it yourself! I've done this for about 3 years and we never have flea infestations. Here's a link to a typical ebay auction for it. It's safe and it's barely more expensive that the Hartz crap! http://cgi.ebay.com/FRONTLINE-PLUS-DOGS-0-22-LBS-6-MONTH-SUPPLY-/290464547438?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item43a109426e

Scarker · 2 years

He's DEAD.... his head's over there!

r4n1 · 2 years

This sucks so bad. I hope everything goes okay. Pap smears are bad enough as it is...I'm crossing my fingers for you.

IWillThrowThisAway · 2 years

Maybe I should do a "i grew up in two trailers attached to look like a house with an alcoholic dad in poverty and cat piss on my clothes" AMA. Kinda bums me out to read your AMA, but hey, soak it up while you can, because life kicks the shit out of everyone else.

PS. I never did get to go to college.

Blisslyke · 2 years

I know right? I love moobs!

Blisslyke · 2 years

Nah, I mean I like boobs. But I love being with a man. I'm definitely straight but, it was good to have someone's company.

Blisslyke · 2 years

Hey dude. I was gay for 4.5 years, decided to pursue being with a man FINALLY at age 24. Met someone fabulous on CL, and we've been together ever since. He was my first ever boyfriend. I'm sitting across from him now... I <3 him. I was just lonely and confused... I have an extreme fear of reproduction and women helped keep that under control. He was kind and understanding, and it just made him even more amazing. So us ladies can just be confused a lot of times, honestly. If I can be of any help, PM me, but it sounds like she legitimately likes you :)

Blisslyke · 2 years

This is too true.

foolage · 2 years

I will try to find out where I can send you information about it. It was in Massachusetts, several years ago.

mattbeetee · 2 years

I loved this game too. I had dreams about it. I am lame!

mattbeetee · 2 years

Don't judge!

NoFriendsJustBooks · 2 years

I figured as a facebook whore, I'd help you out a bit. Those gifts that you see people get "______ sent a stripper's pube using exotic genital hair to ______" is actually different types of programs. You have to give facebook access to send stuff, so be careful with that. I don't trust many of those little apps but I do tend to send my friends buttons of True Blood (the HBO show) and some stuff from the flair app. But yeh, you can send little gifts using those apps. Sucks your pal is 3000 miles away. Well if you want to add me, I'm another chick on reddit so I'd be pleased to make your acquaintance. As we age, it gets harder to make pals. I know your pain my dear. :(

foolage · 2 years

I don't shop there anymore. One of my good friend's entire family was poisoned and all became cancerous because of Radio Shack not disposing of chemicals legally. Instead they did it out where these people lived, and it poisoned everyone's water and ground. My friend's family took them to court and all of them had cancer. They all survived but the father gets his blood drained every month and replaced. Radioshack has to foot the bill for every medical issue they ever have. Also they had their entire acreage dug up and new soil shipped in so that their ground wasn't tainted. They tried to get their whole neighborhood involved in the suit and the neighbors got embarrassed. She said she saw a couple neighbors a while back, and they all had been in chemo, and were sickly. :(

Fuck Radioshack.

foolage · 2 years

That man was Chuck Norris.

foolage · 2 years

This happens a lot more than people realize. I decided to be a cheap asshole and order my blackberry case from China. Guess what? It shows up and there's no holes for 3 of my side buttons. I donated it to goodwill. I ended up going to the mall kiosk and got a real case with a screen protector for $24. Wish I'd done it from the start!

foolage · 2 years

I worked for best buy in 2000 for 3 months. They fucking rammed those product service plans down our throats 24/7. They would let us pick out a free cd if we could sell 10 in one day and crap like that. Me, being a gadgety geek, I would often tell people they shouldn't get them etc. Gee, I don't know why I didn't last long there. It sucked so bad. Don't hate on a cashier when they ask, they're just getting a paycheck. =(

thelmick · 2 years

That was full of win. Sorry, it was.

thelmick · 2 years

Yeh she didn't exactly use her own penis. Unless she's Cartman's mom. It's called birth control pills. Count them everyday next to the SINK!

Blisslyke

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