This is an actual transcript of an interview I did with my friend.

"Walk me through your first interaction with your first client."

"Okay, so we agreed to meet at this Starbucks near his house so I pulled into a spot in the parking lot. As soon as I walked in and looked around I knew exactly who I was looking for. He was already looking at me so I asked if he was ----- and he said 'Yes are you -----?' I said yeah and sat down. He had the bluest eyes I had ever seen in my life and he was balding. He was wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt, a pair of jank-ass jorts and some crappy looking vans."

"Jorts?"

"Jean shorts? [laughs] yeah he was pretty funny looking. Anyway I got down to business and asked him what was so sensitive about what he wanted that he couldn't say over the website. And so he told me. 'I'd like to film and photograph feet. I have a studio and some cameras and various chairs and couches I'd like to film your feet in. I can pay you five hundred dollars in cash for each session and each one will take about an hour.' I said that sounds good and if we could start today and he said yes and told me to follow him."

"Just like that you followed this strange man to his house?"

"Well yeah, he seemed legit enough. And plus, I had my friend ----- in the backseat under a blanket and a knife in my purse. I was good to go."

"Did he turn out to be an ok guy?"

"Yeah, I did a bunch of sessions with him and he always paid me five hundred dollars cash at the end."

"What was the structure of a typical 'session'?"

"Lets see, we would go down to his studio-which wasn't really a studio at all but just a room with some curtains and a big red couch- anyway, we'd go down there and then he'd have a sort of script already prepared for me. In it were various actions I was to perform with my feet like curling my toes, wiggle my flip-flop, etc. Also, he had this weird thing he wanted me to do at the end of each session. They were these things he called 'sign-offs' and basically it was me blowing a kiss to the camera or flicking it off. Whatever he wanted. Then he'd give me a foot massage and suck on my toes for while and send me on my way. He actually gave excellent foot massages. I miss them sometimes."