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I'm high right? by OferZakin WTF

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24/7 ads? Welcome to the future!

What kind of spell would you add to the game? by Jmoney627in skyrim

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Silence

Cannabis Use during Adolescence Affects Brain Regions Associated with Schizophrenia by justsayboomin science

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It's also kind of annoying that the passerby reader of this article needs to pay to see the real paper this article is written about.

About 150 Afghan schoolgirls poisoned in anti-education attack by OccamsRZAin worldnews

[–]BeastMagnum 8 points9 points ago

Anti-education attack? I can't believe that's a thing now.

Lara Croft... nuff said? by _sLaTaTtAcK_in wallpapers

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Not really sure if someone like Lara Croft would have time to shave her armpits...

Hmm. by clifwith1fin WTF

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Yeah, he has to fit inside all those panels.

Furby minus fur by ObstreperousYoungLadin WTF

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My zombie proof vehicle of choice, hoping it works on a retained primal level. by wtfomgin zombies

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You should duct tape some real sharks to the front just to be sure.

Found this guy on my patio screen. Anyone know the species? by scarytoothin pics

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It's the moth from Lunesta. Good find.

Stoner music by Zagazin trees

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3oRhwOcQ3w This song melts my brain even when I'm sober. Pretty much all of the Radiohead albums are amazing as well as Pink Floyd and Sublime. Also, Minutemen are a great band to listen to stoned or sober. If you want to look into them, I would suggest their album 'Double Nickles on the Dime'.

Hilarious Anti-Pot Commercial from the 70's by Teddsterin trees

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I wish my name was Smokey McBongwater.

Here's a message from the reddit alien dressed as a video game character by contzeroin gaming

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Reddit alien? Looks like the prophet Mohammad to me.

So I was eating some Goldfish.....and found this. by eosagin trees

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http://i.imgur.com/Q45h4.jpg Looks legit to me.

If marijuana was legalized, would this happen? Please tell me if I'm being paranoid. by hdeb89in trees

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I kind of prefer crazy drug lords to have control of it because at least crazy drug lords have come to appreciate fair competition amongst themselves.

P E N E T R A T I O N (NSFW) by EvalJowin pics

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Why?

Anyone looking forward to the new "Scream" movie? by BitterBillyin pics

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Yes I am, and where did you find that picture?

I can't stop looking. by [deleted]in WTF

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Maybe your internets are clogged.

I'm not seeing the connection.... by 7revinin WTF

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Arrested development is a good enough show for netflix to just throw it on everything and get away with it.

How I feel about all the "how I feel" submissions by DastardlyBarnaclein pics

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I was wondering when the obligatory /r/pics fad bash would happen. Thants.

Price of the Orange box permanently reduced to $19.99. by cheakerdoodelsin gaming

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Obligatory comment for all news involving the orange box.

Florida to start drug testing welfare recipients before handing out checks. Oh, and the people on welfare get to pay for the test as well. by 1act2followin WTF

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Under pretty much all circumstances I want people who are on welfare to not spend that money on drugs. I'll pay for my own weed but not for anybody else's.

It's still your fault though. by arghdesignerin pics

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One of the best takes on this vertical I've seen.

For those of you who interview people, who was your best interview and why? by genrewhorein AskReddit

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This is an actual transcript of an interview I did with my friend.

"Walk me through your first interaction with your first client."

"Okay, so we agreed to meet at this Starbucks near his house so I pulled into a spot in the parking lot. As soon as I walked in and looked around I knew exactly who I was looking for. He was already looking at me so I asked if he was ----- and he said 'Yes are you -----?' I said yeah and sat down. He had the bluest eyes I had ever seen in my life and he was balding. He was wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt, a pair of jank-ass jorts and some crappy looking vans."

"Jorts?"

"Jean shorts? [laughs] yeah he was pretty funny looking. Anyway I got down to business and asked him what was so sensitive about what he wanted that he couldn't say over the website. And so he told me. 'I'd like to film and photograph feet. I have a studio and some cameras and various chairs and couches I'd like to film your feet in. I can pay you five hundred dollars in cash for each session and each one will take about an hour.' I said that sounds good and if we could start today and he said yes and told me to follow him."

"Just like that you followed this strange man to his house?"

"Well yeah, he seemed legit enough. And plus, I had my friend ----- in the backseat under a blanket and a knife in my purse. I was good to go."

"Did he turn out to be an ok guy?"

"Yeah, I did a bunch of sessions with him and he always paid me five hundred dollars cash at the end."

"What was the structure of a typical 'session'?"

"Lets see, we would go down to his studio-which wasn't really a studio at all but just a room with some curtains and a big red couch- anyway, we'd go down there and then he'd have a sort of script already prepared for me. In it were various actions I was to perform with my feet like curling my toes, wiggle my flip-flop, etc. Also, he had this weird thing he wanted me to do at the end of each session. They were these things he called 'sign-offs' and basically it was me blowing a kiss to the camera or flicking it off. Whatever he wanted. Then he'd give me a foot massage and suck on my toes for while and send me on my way. He actually gave excellent foot massages. I miss them sometimes."

What was/is your favorite Pokemon game? by fieldsofgreenin gaming

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Back in the day, silver was the shit. It was kind of like the Godfather part II of Pokemon.

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