It was probably this book that got me hooked on cars at an early age. I really wanted that red convertible the dog drove.

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I've always kind of wanted a 1st-gen Miata just like that one, but with BBS basket wheels.

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Looks like the prototype for Donald Trump before that got horribly mutated.

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Jesus fucking christ that's fast. How far does that thing travel (assuming it's aimed level and there's no wind or anything weird.

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Here you go.

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Now that we've all seen this, let's all take a minute to think about how we live in a world where this has been done.

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That's hilarious! I can't believe it's real....

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Yeah, I couldn't count them either! Haha.

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Everyone there has "Gentleman" before their surname on their school ID, and they all wear sock suspenders in the shower.

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Do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

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Canadians: just bring back Cherry Coke, period.

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Is this really a thing that kids are doing now?

I gotta find an high school superintendent and slap him/her.

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He's got genital warts, not the clap.

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My brother and I did this once after seeing that episode of King of the Hill when Boomhauer, Dale, Kahn and Bill decide to have their last supper.

We had steak, mashed potatoes, gravy, shrimp, fried chicken, ribs, peas and a bunch of other stuff.

I have never felt so full in my life. It was awesome.

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Oooh! Hi-Fi!

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Ah, yes... the long-lost species homo canus spanielus.

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That's probably the coolest lego house I've ever seen. Well done!

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The best is people with their stupid hazards on. First of all, that's illegal and confusing to other motorists. Second, half the time, your car looks normal from the outside, anyway... which is just more confusing. In conclusion, fuck those people.

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I was accused of theft by 3 customers in a row once at a gas station, which was not true at all.

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"Kiff! What's my sleeping disorder called?"

"Ugh. Sexsomnia."

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Is it just me that noticed inertial scrolling already worked in FF before the update?

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Is it just me that noticed inertial scrolling already worked in FF before the update?

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Hooray! It's the wedding gift that keeps on giving.

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Fucking old people... I'm so sick of how racist 71% of them are. Reminds me of the way my grandparents talk, and it makes me sick.

I hope things get better when they all die off.

The only time it makes sense for a burqa to come off is during a time when a government agent needs to verify a person's identity (airport security, voting, etc) and there are ways of doing that (private rooms with female agents, etc.)

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Sort of... I don't have a copy of OS3 lying around that I can restore from, unfortunately.

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They're not really hipsters. It's just old people; to them, their clothes aren't vintage.

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TROPHY CASE

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