This might be funny if I didn't know this bitch in real life.

rawrgs · 4 days

Similar story, girl in a class had a kid and wanted to dump the kid off on her parents for a few days so she could go to a festival and do every drug under the sun. The stupid hurt real bad that day.

7upbottle · 4 days

Whenever I see Kane, I always say in my head or out loud in JR's voice, "It's Kane! It's Kane! Oh my God!" My friend took this idea when he went to a free screening of See No Evil. I can only imagine what his reaction would have been if that scene was in the movie.

Sidenote: I'm from Chicago and I'm a Blackhawks fan, so whenever Patrick Kane does something awesome the JR voice comes out for that too.

EDIT: Spelling and I accidentally a word.

jojojok · 10 days

You mean assy.

AtTheKevIn · 10 days

You're a very brave person and I know your brother loves you for what you did.

AtTheKevIn · 10 days

How do you not realize where you are? People look at their cell phones all the time and are just dumbasses when it comes to it. My default for my cell phone is either vibrate or silent.

AtTheKevIn · 10 days

Someone came to the doorway and she shuffled away after what she said. My uncle saw how mad I was (he was mad too) but told me to remember where I was.

AtTheKevIn · 12 days

I'm sad I only have one upvote to give. I woke my roommate I was laughing so hard.

thepicturepic · 15 days

That old guy in the glasses should know better.

rudeboybill · 15 days

Fuck you.

TheTurner · 16 days

Looks a lot like Matthew McConaughey.

bclapn · 17 days

Relevant

uwobacon · 19 days

One the first jokes I ever told on stage was me yelling out "SLAYER!" and saying how whenever you hear someone yell it out you have to yell it back. If you do that at a Slayer show you'll get new friends. Yell "BEARS!" at a Bears game and get new friends. And if you yell "BEARS!" at a gay bar you'll get a lot of new friends too.

uwobacon · 19 days

Trick question Mike Ditka is a real bear disguised as a human.

uwobacon · 20 days

Truth.

uwobacon · 20 days

I'm pissed I only have one upvote for this.

MrAttractive · 21 days

The last picture I did not see coming. Same could be said for you and the tree.

tasteslikeeggrolls · 24 days

Lincoln Park Zoo?

snyben · 26 days

You should have said "no homo." Then everything would be ok.

CellyAllDay · 27 days

I survived the Devastator!!

VIxIIxVxVII · 27 days

That's a Corona he's holding, not a PBR. There might still be hope.

AtTheKevIn · 1 month

Yes but it stands to reason that the Bears play in Chicago which is in CST.

TurnerJ5 · 1 month

AtTheKevIn · 1 month

Ok fine.

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