<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link><description>This is sub-reddit for Bacon. This could be the most important sub-reddit, ever.</description><image><url>http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qhpa.png?v=149814ca43b5c1c655b45f72be71ec86</url><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link></image><item><title>[Troubleshoot] My music profile is misbehaving :(</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tasker/comments/pe5tb/troubleshoot_my_music_profile_is_misbehaving/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tasker/comments/pe5tb/troubleshoot_my_music_profile_is_misbehaving/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:45:37 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I create a profile for launching a Menu of music apps when I plugin my headphones that workly fairly well. However after a recent update (sometime in the last month or so) I&amp;#39;ve been having issues.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;When I first made it I had a problem where the menu would appear when I got a call as for some reason the Dialer resets the headphone state, so I added a timer so it will not launch again if the state resets within 30 minutes of the profile being activated.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;After an update (I forget which), after those 30 minutes the menu pops up again, as apparently when it expires it resets the state again! I have then added a variable so it will flip the variable when the profile is active then clear it when it exits (I disconnect the headphones) but I&amp;#39;m not sure this will work.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Can anyone who has set this up offer advice?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;http://pastebin.com/fxWY6DhP&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;This is my profile&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tasker/&#34;&gt; tasker&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/tasker/comments/pe5tb/troubleshoot_my_music_profile_is_misbehaving/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tasker/comments/pe5tb/troubleshoot_my_music_profile_is_misbehaving/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>My wifes pregnant! These are the books I got her.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/p22ci/my_wifes_pregnant_these_are_the_books_i_got_her/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/p22ci/my_wifes_pregnant_these_are_the_books_i_got_her/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:36:09 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;table&gt; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/p22ci/my_wifes_pregnant_these_are_the_books_i_got_her/&#34;&gt;&lt;img src=&#34;http://e.thumbs.redditmedia.com/B7ESbAO1D5rzYKKv.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;My wifes pregnant! These are the books I got her.&#34; title=&#34;My wifes pregnant! These are the books I got her.&#34; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/&#34;&gt; happy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://imgur.com/qe4wP&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/p22ci/my_wifes_pregnant_these_are_the_books_i_got_her/"&gt;[7 comments]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><media:title>My wifes pregnant! These are the books I got her.</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://e.thumbs.redditmedia.com/B7ESbAO1D5rzYKKv.jpg" /></item><item><title>How three powerful words can put you on the path to happiness</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o5zum/how_three_powerful_words_can_put_you_on_the_path/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o5zum/how_three_powerful_words_can_put_you_on_the_path/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:31:20 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/&#34;&gt; happy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://edition.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/02/21/o.powerful.words.happiness/index.html&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o5zum/how_three_powerful_words_can_put_you_on_the_path/"&gt;[1 comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Happy New year to you all! We hit 35k readers too :D</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o1r21/happy_new_year_to_you_all_we_hit_35k_readers_too_d/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o1r21/happy_new_year_to_you_all_we_hit_35k_readers_too_d/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:56:35 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;A new year is upon us and with that comes another year for amazing things to happen to us, goals to be accomplished, and the world to get better!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s been rather interesting to see how this community has grown and with it we&amp;#39;ve added a couple moderators to help keep the good stuff flowing. We hit 35k readers over the holidays and I gotta say I never expected this subreddit to become so popular. It was created a few years ago with the idea that the world is getting better, good things do happen to just about anyone, and that there is always a reason to be happy! It fills me with joy to know that there are others who share this view, and so I salute you all!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;On the topic of our community growing, the content is always changing. I&amp;#39;m really hoping nobody gets angry at me, but I hope you&amp;#39;ll all understand when I say we prefer that rage comics stay in f7u12. I feel that while it is a happy moment, a story is best told when written and rage comics don&amp;#39;t do this very well. If anyone has any feedback on this please do comment below to discuss :)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Once again, happy new year!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/&#34;&gt; happy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/happy/comments/o1r21/happy_new_year_to_you_all_we_hit_35k_readers_too_d/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/o1r21/happy_new_year_to_you_all_we_hit_35k_readers_too_d/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Redditor receives donor heart for Christmas!</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/nqcwv/redditor_receives_donor_heart_for_christmas/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/nqcwv/redditor_receives_donor_heart_for_christmas/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:00:23 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/&#34;&gt; happy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/nq3at/at_1146pm_i_received_my_christmas_present_a_phone/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/happy/comments/nqcwv/redditor_receives_donor_heart_for_christmas/"&gt;[1 comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>I got a super cool lighter!</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/secretsanta/comments/niq7w/i_got_a_super_cool_lighter/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/secretsanta/comments/niq7w/i_got_a_super_cool_lighter/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:19:12 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;table&gt; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/secretsanta/comments/niq7w/i_got_a_super_cool_lighter/&#34;&gt;&lt;img src=&#34;http://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/dfD5TGv_B5yZlNd6.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;I got a super cool lighter!&#34; title=&#34;I got a super cool lighter!&#34; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/secretsanta/&#34;&gt; secretsanta&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/vintage-japanese-lighter/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/secretsanta/comments/niq7w/i_got_a_super_cool_lighter/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><media:title>I got a super cool lighter!</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/dfD5TGv_B5yZlNd6.jpg" /></item><item><title>Sudans third civil war begins</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/worldnews/comments/n5s6p/sudans_third_civil_war_begins/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/worldnews/comments/n5s6p/sudans_third_civil_war_begins/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:32:46 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/worldnews/&#34;&gt; worldnews&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.sudantribune.com/Sudan-S-Sudan-clash-in-disputed,40935&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/worldnews/comments/n5s6p/sudans_third_civil_war_begins/"&gt;[1 comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>[TOMY] [Show] Canadian show of a guy in an office</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/mx2i7/tomy_show_canadian_show_of_a_guy_in_an_office/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/mx2i7/tomy_show_canadian_show_of_a_guy_in_an_office/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:40:40 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I saw an episode several years ago and for some reason it stuck with me.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;All I can remember is that it seems to be about a guy who works in an office, and his boss calls him Americano for some reason. The episode I saw involved him and a female co-worker who he had major sexual tension with which after a night of drinking I think they slept together in the office (or almost did). After the encounter he stepped outside his office and encountered his boss who referred to him as Americano and rambled on about something.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Edit: To clarify it was more of a drama.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tipofmytongue/&#34;&gt; tipofmytongue&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/mx2i7/tomy_show_canadian_show_of_a_guy_in_an_office/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/mx2i7/tomy_show_canadian_show_of_a_guy_in_an_office/"&gt;[3 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>overview for suryanarayannaik</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/meyn4/overview_for_suryanarayannaik/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/meyn4/overview_for_suryanarayannaik/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:03:44 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/&#34;&gt; reportthespammers&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/user/suryanarayannaik&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/meyn4/overview_for_suryanarayannaik/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>[Hiring] Full-time Web Developer</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/mdctk/hiring_fulltime_web_developer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/mdctk/hiring_fulltime_web_developer/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:47:29 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m looking for a web dev guy for my Dev Ops team, we need someone who&amp;#39;s got a pretty solid web dev background and able to work with a team. You wouldn&amp;#39;t be doing just web development as we our roles occasionally bleed over (there&amp;#39;s a back-end guy, I&amp;#39;m the admin guy). &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Job Details&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Company: TIBCO Software&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Location: US – Seattle, Washington&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Job Functions: Administrative &amp;amp; Support, Architect, Information Architecture, Web Development&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Description&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;TIBCO Spotfire products offer a visual and interactive experience that helps professionals quickly discover new and actionable insights in information. Distinguished by its speed to insight and adaptability to specific business challenges, Spotfire rapidly reveals unseen threats and new opportunities, creating significant economic value. Spotfire customers include industry leaders among the Global 2000 that have deployed Spotfire analytics to gain an information advantage over their competitors. For more information, visit &lt;a href=&#34;http://spotfire.tibco.com&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;http://spotfire.tibco.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Responsibilities:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt; &lt;li&gt; Contribute to the analysis, design, development and deployment of enterprise application systems using LAMP technology stack, Web services and other evolving technologies.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;Assist in creation of project plans by identifying all required technical tasks &amp;amp; milestones. Conducts analysis of business and organizational needs and goals for the development and implementation of application systems.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Strong troubleshooting and debugging skills across layers of an application.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Deliver Technical Training concepts to a wide range of technical students.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Strong desire to learn new technologies and adapt to varying situations. Responds to and addresses issues in a timely manner.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Performs other duties as assigned or requested.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Specific Skills&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt; &lt;li&gt;Web design and development&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; PHP, C#, Java, Python, Ruby&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; MySQL and/or experience with other RDBMS&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Basic knowledge of administering Windows and Linux&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; Travel worldwide and domestic with 25% travel utilization expected per quarter&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Education:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt; &lt;li&gt; B.S. in Computer Science&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;re interested send your resume to me at &lt;a href=&#34;mailto:aosman@tibco.com&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;aosman@tibco.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/SeaJobs/&#34;&gt; SeaJobs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/mdctk/hiring_fulltime_web_developer/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/mdctk/hiring_fulltime_web_developer/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sudan rebel groups unite vowing to overthrow ruling NCP party.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Africa/comments/mai8k/sudan_rebel_groups_unite_vowing_to_overthrow/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Africa/comments/mai8k/sudan_rebel_groups_unite_vowing_to_overthrow/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:10:49 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Africa/&#34;&gt; Africa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.sudantribune.com/Rebel-groups-agree-to-work,40706&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Africa/comments/mai8k/sudan_rebel_groups_unite_vowing_to_overthrow/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Arabic trackers accepting registration?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/trackers/comments/kjvo0/arabic_trackers_accepting_registration/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/trackers/comments/kjvo0/arabic_trackers_accepting_registration/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:39:57 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m trying to find arabic films for my wife which is proving to be a pain in the ass since most trackers only carry english (or european) films. Can anyone point me to an arab tracker that&amp;#39;s accepting registration?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/trackers/&#34;&gt; trackers&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/trackers/comments/kjvo0/arabic_trackers_accepting_registration/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/trackers/comments/kjvo0/arabic_trackers_accepting_registration/"&gt;[8 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Technological advancements</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/kh0na/technological_advancements/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/kh0na/technological_advancements/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:47:59 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/&#34;&gt; comics&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://amultiverse.com/2010/11/05/your-new-toothbrush/?repostmonster&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/kh0na/technological_advancements/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Something is destroying my roots</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gardening/comments/kguyw/something_is_destroying_my_roots/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gardening/comments/kguyw/something_is_destroying_my_roots/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:03:43 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I noticed awhile back that a couple of my flowers weren&amp;#39;t doing too well and were falling over, I assumed it was due to having planted them in bark (when I planted the flower bed I dug down and added compost/soil where I planted) and there wasn&amp;#39;t enough compost. I added some more in and it is still happening.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been paying closer attention and noticed that right next to the plant holes have been dug out, sometimes right to the root. What animal is causing this and how do I protect against it?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gardening/&#34;&gt; gardening&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/comments/kguyw/something_is_destroying_my_roots/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gardening/comments/kguyw/something_is_destroying_my_roots/"&gt;[5 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>My WMI VBscript keeps breaking :(</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/kgqzd/my_wmi_vbscript_keeps_breaking/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/kgqzd/my_wmi_vbscript_keeps_breaking/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:12:20 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I put together a script to get the specs for servers via WMI.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I have it working if I run it one server at a time, but when I tweak it to loop through a text file with a list of servers it breaks after nine of them with the error &amp;quot;-2147217385 -&amp;quot; and I can&amp;#39;t figure out why :(&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I put the script in pastebin &lt;a href=&#34;http://pastebin.com/AvFZ1VLF&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; so you can take a look at it. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It looks like I&amp;#39;m running into the same error as &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=369398&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;this guy&lt;/a&gt; however I&amp;#39;m only using &lt;a href=&#34;http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa394216%28v=VS.85%29.aspx&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;Win32_NetworkAdapter&lt;/a&gt; to get the number of nics. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I magically fixed this, but I still have some issues&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I tweaked the error check so if the computer is offline it will just write a new line in the log and state it couldn&amp;#39;t be found then go to the next server. The issue I&amp;#39;m having is it will then step back and give me a report for the previous server (e.g server1 is processed then server2 is unavailable so an error is generated, server1 is processed again before going to server3).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the bit I changed:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;pre&gt;&lt;code&gt;if err Then if err.number = 462 Then Wscript.Echo &amp;quot;Error: Could not find a machine named &amp;quot; &amp;amp; strComputer oLogOutput.WriteLine strComputer else WScript.Echo &amp;quot;Error: &amp;quot; &amp;amp; err.number &amp;amp; &amp;quot; - &amp;quot; &amp;amp; err.description Wscript.Quit 3 end if end if &amp;#39;Reset error value to avoid false flags. err.number = 0 &lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt; &lt;p&gt;Additionally, it&amp;#39;s writing out to the csv but it&amp;#39;s not writing out to the txt file and this is still baffling me. Both objects are identical so they should be working just fine.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/learnprogramming/&#34;&gt; learnprogramming&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/kgqzd/my_wmi_vbscript_keeps_breaking/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/kgqzd/my_wmi_vbscript_keeps_breaking/"&gt;[17 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Redditing in the multiverse</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/jufga/redditing_in_the_multiverse/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/jufga/redditing_in_the_multiverse/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:09:43 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/&#34;&gt; webcomics&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://amultiverse.com/2010/09/02/terra-forma/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/jufga/redditing_in_the_multiverse/"&gt;[1 comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Never trust statistics</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/juese/never_trust_statistics/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/juese/never_trust_statistics/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:50:29 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/&#34;&gt; webcomics&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://amultiverse.com/2010/07/27/survey-says/?respost&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/webcomics/comments/juese/never_trust_statistics/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Party animal farm</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/RestOf/comments/jlypn/party_animal_farm/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/RestOf/comments/jlypn/party_animal_farm/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:22:40 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/RestOf/&#34;&gt; RestOf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jkna5/what_is_the_bestworst_party_foul_moment_you_have/c2cxz1o&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/RestOf/comments/jlypn/party_animal_farm/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>ELI5: How is marijuana safer then tobacco?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/jey2y/eli5_how_is_marijuana_safer_then_tobacco/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/jey2y/eli5_how_is_marijuana_safer_then_tobacco/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:25:56 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can&amp;#39;t tell if this is a myth or not, so please tell me how marijuana is safer/better.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/explainlikeimfive/&#34;&gt; explainlikeimfive&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/jey2y/eli5_how_is_marijuana_safer_then_tobacco/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/jey2y/eli5_how_is_marijuana_safer_then_tobacco/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>User posts items using google redirect to avoid filter</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/jdyxl/user_posts_items_using_google_redirect_to_avoid/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/jdyxl/user_posts_items_using_google_redirect_to_avoid/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:33:39 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/&#34;&gt; reportthespammers&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/user/carestar?reminder&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/jdyxl/user_posts_items_using_google_redirect_to_avoid/"&gt;[comment]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Too much sugar can shut down the metabolism, but what does too many vitamins (e.g supplements) do?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/askscience/comments/invqs/too_much_sugar_can_shut_down_the_metabolism_but/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/askscience/comments/invqs/too_much_sugar_can_shut_down_the_metabolism_but/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:00:03 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m aware that ingesting high amounts of sugar will cause your metabolism to shutdown going into &amp;quot;sugar shock&amp;quot;, but can something similar happen when you ingest too many vitamins? This question came about when I considered the vitamin supplements that contain 600% or higher of your RDA which many people take daily.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/askscience/&#34;&gt; askscience&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/invqs/too_much_sugar_can_shut_down_the_metabolism_but/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/askscience/comments/invqs/too_much_sugar_can_shut_down_the_metabolism_but/"&gt;[8 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Anyone at JFK Airport able to help my fiancee? She is stranded there.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ifbpo/anyone_at_jfk_airport_able_to_help_my_fiancee_she/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ifbpo/anyone_at_jfk_airport_able_to_help_my_fiancee_she/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:31:41 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;My fiancee missed her flight out of JFK to Seattle because of customs and is currently stranded at the airport, nobody we know lives near the airport to help out and she doesn&amp;#39;t have a way to contact me (She&amp;#39;s been asking people to call with their cell phone) easily.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Is there anyone at JFK Airport who can help us out? Her flight is tomorrow at 6:30pm and I just want to get her to a hotel with shuttle service to the airport. This is her first time in the states/west and she&amp;#39;s freaking out right now.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m trying to find some help ASAP and cross-posted &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out&#34; target=&#34;_top&#34;&gt;http://www.reddit.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Edit:&lt;/strong&gt; Communicating with her is proving to be difficult as it gets later in the day and fewer people are at the terminal. Last we spoke I told her to go to the service desk and ask them to help her get a hotel then call me when she gets to the hotel so I can pay for it, this was about an hour ago so I can only hope she is making her way to one now.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Another Edit:&lt;/strong&gt; My parents managed to contact a friend over there who is heading over to the terminal she&amp;#39;s in, if she&amp;#39;s there hopefully they will find her.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;update:&lt;/strong&gt; she got to a hotel and they won&amp;#39;t take CC info over phone. got the address for the place and my dad is sending someone there.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Another update:&lt;/strong&gt; My dads friend called a taxi for her so she&amp;#39;s currently taking the taxi over to him.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Last update:&lt;/strong&gt; She&amp;#39;s at their house now and is going to bed. I want to thank the people who were able to offer up advice, I won&amp;#39;t forget it and will certainly keep it in mind for the future.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As for the many of you who called fake and called us idiots, you should be ashamed of yourselves. A person posts on reddit asking for help and all you can do is taunt them? We could have planned a bit better, but no matter how much we had planned or how prepared we were, she is still in a foreign country with no cellphone or knowledge of how things work over there. Things in the states are vastly different then from where she is from (Sudan) so all the people who were asking questions such as &amp;quot;Why doesn&amp;#39;t she go to the service desk? Why didn&amp;#39;t she just go take a hotel shuttle? How does she not have a credit card?&amp;quot; None of those things exist in Sudan and you should always keep that in mind when you&amp;#39;re looking at a situation like this. You have shown me how reddit has become jaded by the multitude of fake posts that have appeared in the past and just how little of a community is left here.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/&#34;&gt; AskReddit&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ifbpo/anyone_at_jfk_airport_able_to_help_my_fiancee_she/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ifbpo/anyone_at_jfk_airport_able_to_help_my_fiancee_she/"&gt;[124 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Is Anyone at JFK Airport and able to help me out? My fiancee is stranded there.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:19:12 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;!-- SC_OFF --&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;md&#34;&gt;&lt;p&gt;My fiancee missed her flight out of JFK to Seattle because of customs and is currently stranded at the airport, nobody we know lives near the airport to help out and she doesn&amp;#39;t have a way to contact me (She&amp;#39;s been asking people to call with their cell phone).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Is there anyone at JFK Airport who can help us out? Her flight is tomorrow at 6:30pm and I just want to get her to a hotel with shuttle service to the airport. This is her first time in the Western world and she&amp;#39;s freaking out right now.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Edit: Got her to a family friends house.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- SC_ON --&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/newyork/&#34;&gt; newyork&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.reddit.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out/&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/newyork/comments/ifbhv/is_anyone_at_jfk_airport_and_able_to_help_me_out/"&gt;[8 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Cairo, Egypt (June 9, 2011 1:43PM)</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/windowshots/comments/i6r00/cairo_egypt_june_9_2011_143pm/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/windowshots/comments/i6r00/cairo_egypt_june_9_2011_143pm/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:44:18 -0700</pubDate><description>&lt;table&gt; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/windowshots/comments/i6r00/cairo_egypt_june_9_2011_143pm/&#34;&gt;&lt;img src=&#34;http://thumbs.reddit.com/t3_i6r00.png&#34; alt=&#34;Cairo, Egypt (June 9, 2011 1:43PM)&#34; title=&#34;Cairo, Egypt (June 9, 2011 1:43PM)&#34; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/windowshots/&#34;&gt; windowshots&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://i.imgur.com/0d5dl.jpg&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/windowshots/comments/i6r00/cairo_egypt_june_9_2011_143pm/"&gt;[7 comments]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><media:title>Cairo, Egypt (June 9, 2011 1:43PM)</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://thumbs.reddit.com/t3_i6r00.png" /></item><item><title>Jesus loves the gays</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/hgxpi/jesus_loves_the_gays/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/hgxpi/jesus_loves_the_gays/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 15:29:55 -0700</pubDate><description>submitted by &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/user/Ashex&#34;&gt; Ashex &lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/&#34;&gt; comics&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;http://nonadventures.com/2011/05/21/evading-rapture/?rapture=gay&#34;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/hgxpi/jesus_loves_the_gays/"&gt;[40 comments]&lt;/a&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>
