The only reason to return to the faith would be if I found a belief in God. I just don't see that happening. Firstly, because there is no God. There is no proof of God's existence. At all. Seriously. At all. And there is nothing else in my life that I will even entertain a discussion about when there's zero proof for it. And, "I or someone I know once had a crazy experience" is not a proof. That's a story. The same kind of story I hear when people are talking about psychics.

My first girlfriend, Kate Hicks. She was pretty influential on me. I spent a long, long time with her as my muse. All the jokes I'd make would be with her possible response in my head. I'd be talking to someone else, but I'd think about how she'd like the joke. She won't talk to me any more and it really bothers me.

And I don't know what a talk up is. An introduction? If it's that, I don't think I've ever gotten anything too bad. Intros are one of the things that I just don't care about. When people ask me what I want them to say about me, I often tell them to just make up a story of something we once did. I feel like even in intros it's their stage time and I shouldn't be telling them what to do with it.