How I feel getting my boyfriend off (SFW)

eoeo · 12 days

Step Four: Pandora DOES NOT go back in the box.

aboredgerman · 12 days

I was hoping it was Clerks when I read you post. "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Show me the money!"

SweatyMoose · 23 days

Saw them February 7th in Orlando. Ended like such; Intension played into Lateralus (loved it), Ænema for the encore. My favorite has always been Lateralus, and I didn't listen to them until after they released 10,000 Days. Hands down best live performance I've ever bore witness to.

SweatyMoose · 23 days

/r/ToolBand

deutschbag17 · 1 month

Clapton covered a bunch of his songs apparently. TIL

deutschbag17 · 1 month

So nice. I'm pretty amateur but I recognize Allman Bros. and Clapton right off the bat. PM mixes so nicely.

LittleDizzleDaGusha · 1 month

My friends were at the last show he performed in South Florida. Needless to say I was extremely jealous they got to see him when I got to bus tables instead. Sad face for days.

LittleDizzleDaGusha · 1 month

I remember this guy probably at least two times a day because I'm constantly quoting him. Why just last night I did my rendition of Carlin's Cats and Dog skit for my flat mates which ended in raucous laughter.

laughingboy · 1 month

Book Spoiler

nittanymick · 1 month

You are all over these Tool posts pushing r/Toolband. I remember you from my Lateralus post. Good work.

2coolsaif · 1 month

They did this same thing for season two. Nothing new here, just a damn good ad.

chiachia2 · 1 month

Speculation Fingers crossed.

Mikesquito · 2 months

My first thought; No way my Jeep could ram a bus off the road. Maybe the sheer fact that some maniac is trying to ram the bus would be enough to get the driver to pull off the road?

face_phuck · 2 months

Sounds to me like he hasn't plucked up the courage to ask her flat out. If a girl posted something like that about me I'd ask her out right then and there. Then again I've never taken a friend, or hell, even a girl friend to get a pedicure. Suddenly I feel like I need to take women for pedicures.

ProfObladee · 2 months

Shit! I knew I would forget a real in there some where.

ProfObladee · 2 months

Just get a real job? Oh, why don't I just strap on my real job helmet and climb on into my real job cannon and fire off into real job land, where real jobs grow on jobbies?

nomdeweb · 3 months

I didn't up vote because I felt he was trying too hard. I read the first sentence and knew it had to be some novelty account thing and sure enough...

_RickAstley · 3 months

I've used this on my voter friends and have only been met with sheer lack of comprehension.

Asmodiar_ · 3 months

A lot of people go to college for seven years.

RealZimmer · 3 months

I logged in just to down vote you.

cordilleragod · 3 months

Tis' a mere flesh wound

zedsdeadbro · 3 months

He's on the lineup for this years Electric Forest.

iamwoodyharrelson · 3 months

What was it like meeting Alex Grey? I saw a picture of you with Alex Grey on his CoSM website and thought it was cool. Also, do you frequent music festivals? In the aforementioned picture, it looked like you at a fest and thought how cool it would be to be festing some summer and run into Woody Harrelson.

mec05160 · 3 months

Would be cooler if it was an ambigram.

AmanitaMuscaria

TROPHY CASE

AmanitaMuscaria

TROPHY CASE

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login