Looking around for some delicious maccaroni when suddenly...

shiftydutchman · 1 month

"Wipe that face off your head!" Dazed and Confused

Abysmalpig · 2 months

Thank you, will do.

Abysmalpig · 2 months

It's just about sideways. Take your left hand and point your thumb almost straight up and you've got the idea.

jimjongjill · 2 months

I like to slap my cock on girls, everywhere. I don't want them to be or act like they are hurt though if you were going to ask.

CabbageHands · 2 months

Virginia, United States reporting in.

2muchTit · 2 months

Being able to defeat their own nature. Usually I have no problem with anyone for just about anything (unless they are violent or harmful) and I have no problem with anyone making whatever lifestyle decisions they want to make but it makes me feel good when somebody who's been indoctrinated with conservatism becomes liberal or the other way around. Maybe they thought that the universe is meaningless and later on they find meaning in everything they do, or the other way around. It shows how open minded some people can be when they can rebel on something that they once knew as a concrete principal of their behavior. It's a great achievement to defeat your own nature. TL;DR I like open-minded people

robotikempire · 2 months

When I was 9 my parents said that every girl has a troll in her vag that would bite my fingers or dick off if I tried anything and it would only come out when God said it was okay (when she was married).

cocobabbs · 2 months

Communism doesn't have money. So I'd suppose it would be something like that.

cucumbersomebody · 2 months

Hey guys, I'm a black redditor! Well I'm half black but my mom is from Africa so that's extra black points right? Anyway, many negros separate the word nigger from the vernacular nigguh and either one is considered incredibly, unimaginably offensive if used by anyone for any purpose who didn't happen to be born with tons of melanin. Basically in my opinion black people who do this are being racially oppressive. Don't get me wrong the word can be offensive, but to me it cant be any more offensive than any other harsh insult. Defiantly not something to loose your chicken strips over. TL;DR Niggahs is just bein' nigguhs.

Stasia91 · 2 months

Her vagina has to be able to hold 2-3 liters. Ya' know, for camping stuff.

sixsixtie · 2 months

"The thing I don't like about cops is that they try to make the world a better place, that's it. I try to make the world a better looking place." - Banksy

noahfegley · 2 months

"Women in this country are free as a cabbage." My Zimbabwean mother on American women

HotGeek22 · 2 months

We breathe and eat out of different holes. Seriously, it's not to much to ask, dolphins have one hole for eating and one for breathing. Jus' sayin.

gorax_fc · 2 months

As he further contemplated the taste, he finally realized that the snozbarrys tasted like snozbarrys.

tinybouncer · 2 months

Never played through the whole thing, would you like something yourself? I'd love to trade with anyone else too

Hand-on-Dans-Man · 3 months

80's Punk. I love seeing crazy hair and combat boots

lcow66 · 3 months

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

psychedelephant · 3 months

Suddenly, death of democracy.

Abysmalpig · 3 months

I have to ask... how exactly do you translate this? Is it word by word, and is there a specific grammatical order or what? Fantastic btw

theor3m · 3 months

New pic, same smile. Can't wait 'till she's in porn!

Meowjin · 3 months

Dude... I think you might have to get an amputation, or just flail your arm.

Abysmalpig

TROPHY CASE

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