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What's your favorite movie insult? by shiftydutchmanin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

"Wipe that face off your head!" Dazed and Confused

Doctors of reddit, I have a rotated shaft. Is that unhealthy/okay? Is there surgery for it? Any help would be appreciated. by Abysmalpigin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

It's just about sideways. Take your left hand and point your thumb almost straight up and you've got the idea.

Reddit, what is your weirdest fetish? by jimjongjillin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

I like to slap my cock on girls, everywhere. I don't want them to be or act like they are hurt though if you were going to ask.

Hey Reddit, where are you guys from? by CabbageHandsin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

Virginia, United States reporting in.

What is the #1 quality you look for in another person? by 2muchTitin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 1 point2 points ago

Being able to defeat their own nature. Usually I have no problem with anyone for just about anything (unless they are violent or harmful) and I have no problem with anyone making whatever lifestyle decisions they want to make but it makes me feel good when somebody who's been indoctrinated with conservatism becomes liberal or the other way around. Maybe they thought that the universe is meaningless and later on they find meaning in everything they do, or the other way around. It shows how open minded some people can be when they can rebel on something that they once knew as a concrete principal of their behavior. It's a great achievement to defeat your own nature. TL;DR I like open-minded people

What funny lie did you parents or family members tell you as a kid that you naively believed. by robotikempirein AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

When I was 9 my parents said that every girl has a troll in her vag that would bite my fingers or dick off if I tried anything and it would only come out when God said it was okay (when she was married).

What would a world without money be like? How would it work? by cocobabbsin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

Communism doesn't have money. So I'd suppose it would be something like that.

Black Redditors, can you explain the n-word to me? by cucumbersomebodyin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, I'm a black redditor! Well I'm half black but my mom is from Africa so that's extra black points right? Anyway, many negros separate the word nigger from the vernacular nigguh and either one is considered incredibly, unimaginably offensive if used by anyone for any purpose who didn't happen to be born with tons of melanin. Basically in my opinion black people who do this are being racially oppressive. Don't get me wrong the word can be offensive, but to me it cant be any more offensive than any other harsh insult. Defiantly not something to loose your chicken strips over. TL;DR Niggahs is just bein' nigguhs.

What is the most attractive trait you look for in a female? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 1 point2 points ago

Her vagina has to be able to hold 2-3 liters. Ya' know, for camping stuff.

Explain this to me reddit. Awesome graffiti cleaned up in under a week. Massive litter mess been there for years. by sixsixtiein AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 2 points3 points ago

"The thing I don't like about cops is that they try to make the world a better place, that's it. I try to make the world a better looking place." - Banksy

Reddit, what is the dumbest thing you have ever heard? by noahfegleyin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 1 point2 points ago

"Women in this country are free as a cabbage." My Zimbabwean mother on American women

If you could choose the next evolutionary step for mankind, what would it be? by HotGeek22in AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 11 points12 points ago

We breathe and eat out of different holes. Seriously, it's not to much to ask, dolphins have one hole for eating and one for breathing. Jus' sayin.

Reddit what is your worst possible opening sentence for a novel? by gorax_fcin AskReddit

[–]Abysmalpig 25 points26 points ago

As he further contemplated the taste, he finally realized that the snozbarrys tasted like snozbarrys.

Half-Life 2 Free copy to random Redditor. by tinybouncerin gaming

[–]Abysmalpig 1 point2 points ago

Never played through the whole thing, would you like something yourself? I'd love to trade with anyone else too

How I feel browsing comments on my posts by lcow66in funny

[–]Abysmalpig 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

No. No we don't. by psychedelephantin atheism

[–]Abysmalpig 3 points4 points ago

Suddenly, death of democracy.

I Made This For All The Dovakiin Out There by [deleted]in gaming

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

I have to ask... how exactly do you translate this? Is it word by word, and is there a specific grammatical order or what? Fantastic btw

Some people around here might recognize this person by theor3min pics

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

New pic, same smile. Can't wait 'till she's in porn!

how do i remove this from my arm by Meowjinin funny

[–]Abysmalpig 0 points1 point ago

Dude... I think you might have to get an amputation, or just flail your arm.

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