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Ant drinking from a raindrop. [VIDEO]

5318008 283 points284 points 1 month ago[-]

I love how he just lays into it at the end like, "I LOVE THIS WATER SO FUCKING MUCH!"

Keyboard Cat Redux, starring Ron Livingston

5318008 17 points18 points 1 month ago[-]

fuckin a

What HDMI and other cables cost to non-savvy people: My mom walked into an electronics store to buy some cables for her new LCD TV, and this was the quote they gave her. Note: they justified the high price saying these were the absolute best cables. They are even better than monster cables!

5318008 13 points14 points 1 month ago[-]

Underlined. Like they were saying, "let's move this along, lady". If I were her son I would take the quote back and chew them out for every line item of that piece of shit.

Every Major Relationship Argument I've Had.

5318008 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

Next one does the same thing

Wars Don't Make Heroes: Why It’s Wrong to Equate Military Service with Heroism.

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

In wars of the early 20th century, only about 20-25% of soldiers actually fired their weapons at the enemy.

This is interesting to me; could you elaborate on these facts? Does this mean that the earlier wars had higher percentages of logistics/support crews to actual fighting men, or is it that the fighting men during this time period were more averse to killing? When I think of the World Wars, I tend to think of wholesale slaughter not moral ambivalence about pulling the trigger.

In this image, the sun is represented by a single pixel.

5318008 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

There was a clearance sale at Punctuations 'R' Us.

In this image, the sun is represented by a single pixel.

5318008 7 points8 points 1 month ago[-]

Not me! What has VY Canis done for me lately save a slight pull of gravity and maybe a few faint xrays?

Chatroulette in all it's glory [NSFW]

5318008 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

okay

Would anyone be interested in making a list of essential albums for each genre?

5318008 5 points6 points 1 month ago[-]

Black Brown and Beige - Duke Ellington

Would anyone be interested in making a list of essential albums for each genre?

5318008 71 points72 points 1 month ago[-]

A Love Supreme - also Coltrane

This Is What a 1,000-MPH Car Looks Like

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

anyone taking bets?

Love and Marriage

5318008 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Because you have to get married after college?

Love and Marriage

5318008 8 points9 points 1 month ago[-]

Guys, who knows this feeling?

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Mmmm dat gap

my date with a trustfunder

5318008 9 points10 points 1 month ago[-]

and wearing a puffy silk shirt!

Chatroulette in all it's glory [NSFW]

5318008 139 points140 points 1 month ago[-]

micropenis of disapproval

It's the World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer -- Inside a Squirrel

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

lol they put a little tux and top hat on him

"Looks like a piece of cake" he said, Super Mario, as you've never heard it before.

5318008 3 points4 points 1 month ago[-]

reddit gold acct

"Looks like a piece of cake" he said, Super Mario, as you've never heard it before.

5318008 34 points35 points 1 month ago[-]

all other neckbeards bow in deference.

"When I go like this, I can feel my bottom lip rubbing against my teeth. But then when I try and grab it... It's my chin."

5318008 5 points6 points 1 month ago[-]

Eh, she's just trying to tell the family what to do for Andy as he's waking up. She does this for a living; someone being high is not a novel experience for her. That being said - funny vid. I hurled in the car after wisdom teeth surgery and I'm really glad that didn't happen here.

My experience with Electric Retard [NSFW]

5318008 4 points5 points 1 month ago* [-]

Here's a thought to keep you warm at night: if the human mind has thought of it, it's already been done by someone.

EDIT after checking some of his comics: although I'm pretty sure no one has ever crushed a school bus full of children, drained the blood and served it as soup.

edit2: avoid the forums. Actually you'd be better off avoiding the whole site - it's like 4chan on meth

Classical concert etiquette. There is not nearly enough awareness of this, as I discovered last night at a concert nearly ruined by clap-happy nitwits.

5318008 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

How about instead of dictating more etiquette rules to an ever-dwindling modern audience for concert music, we disseminate a more common-sense approach: the music is for everyone present - the players, conductor and audience - and everyone should be mutually respectful of each others' full enjoyment of the music. If someone's phone goes off during the second movement of the appassionata that's one thing, but if someone feels moved to clap after a movement or whistle at the end of a great performance that should be allowed. Berlioz didn't give a fuck about concert etiquette - why should we?

The first time I had sex...

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Who is that comedian? That's about the best ownage I've seen - just make the heckler part of the show.

Germany sets up suicide bomber hotline for Islamic radicals who want help to quit extremism

5318008 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

keeps picking Spain. Guernica part 2!

Worlds Strongest Redneck cuts his hedges with lawnmower

5318008 7 points8 points 1 month ago[-]

He might be the only conservative I find genuinely funny.

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