A single shit was given.

cehak · 1 month

I shit every day at 9:30 no matter what.
Nothing changes.
NOTHING CHANGES!

Nachotime · 1 month

NSFW.
Here ya go.
Free Sharpie.
Just for you.
NSFW.

TheNativeRaver · 1 month

Why do people do this?

jeffroeq · 2 months

A rarity. Turkeys do not give them up easily.

Maschinenbau · 2 months

That, is a slimjim. A tool commonly possessed by locksmiths, tow truck drivers and sometimes by the police.
It slides in between the door window and the window seal at the bottom of the window to manipulate the door lock.
It becomes blatantly obvious how it works if you ever take a door apart and study the lock linkages.

newhouseaccount · 2 months

Keep your "boys" under wraps when you are prancing around in the woods, and you wont have this problem.

francdf · 2 months

You probably can find one of these here.
Or here.

2oonhed · 2 months

It didn't small like anything until YOU got here.

francdf · 2 months

Refinery apparatus.
All those spuds are take-offs for the different products made from crude oil.
It normally sits vertically.

eyeheartyou · 2 months

I wish they could stay kittens forever.

UbuntCake · 2 months

Why don't they go the last inch and call it FARTcoentertainment.com?

chenyu768 · 2 months

did your vagina fall on the ground?
better put it back in before it dries all the way out, man.

tommyboy180 · 2 months

I know some semen and they don't go for much bull.

tommyboy180 · 2 months

I know some semen and they don't go for much bull.

borgs_of_canada · 2 months

Vellman kits are pretty good. They are sold as hobby kits but their quality is known to be good. http://www.vellemanusa.com/products/list/?country=us&lang=enu&id=523008

loki010 · 2 months

You haven't seen the sheer power of my farts.

laser_bean · 3 months

I like a fork on the table.
Sometimes a fork on the washer is fine.
A fork in the car is very risky.
A fork outdoors makes the neighbors complain, especially if there is any cork soaking going on that day.

tokimonster · 3 months

You're in trouble if you have Large Pox.

phattanner007 · 3 months

Hmmm. I like the shading. And the shadows give it depth. A++. Would view again!

mobpolitics · 3 months

Hood rat is as hood rat does.

mobpolitics · 3 months

You don't think that Prince making phallic shadow puppets with his stupid guitar against a backlit sheet was bad?
That was one fucked up show in my book.

mobpolitics · 3 months

I thought the set pieces were fantastic and I am mystified how they got the floor pieces to illuminate with the moving graphics like that. And so large AND portable to boot.
I was impressed.
Not so much by Madonna herself. She's a man-handed Skeksis from the word go, although she has a nice set of thighs for a fifty-something granny.

randomfoundation · 4 months

The kid discovered the secret to American politics at a very early age.

randomfoundation · 4 months

MY LEGS ARE DAMP.

themeroyale · 7 months

You should stay indoors then, or refrain from writing anything you don't want people to read.

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