I don't know why people are so afraid of sharks. They seem pretty cool.

archioptic · 1 year

A friend of a friend of mine had some mental problems so he had to go to a closed mental facility for about 6 months. In there everyone got 30 minutes of internet on the weekends.

He is a nerd so when he got on he checked the browsers history. He saw that this one guy would spend his whole 30 minutes going to this one S&M website.

He trolled the dude by editing the host file to redirect to this very image.

holyathiest · 1 year

so true

1Veertje1 · 2 years

i feel stupid not getting it. It just rimed too mutch.

texpundit · 2 years

I do still get better at spelling, but I can hardly write a line without checking it twice. It must be the weirdest thing that I only got the spelling of words like "weird" "wouldn't" (don't forget that &$% L) and "huge" down this past year. T9 is brutal if your spelling is shitty, and I'm adicted to enough to check reddit on my smartphone (like I do now). My spelling won't ever be flawles because there will always be that 2 am e-mail where you do see the read wrinkly lines but you just give up after trying 3 times. And then there is instand messaging where you just want to say stuff really fast. And then there are the new words or names. You don't get diagnosed with dyslexia if it isn't a very stubern problem.

texpundit · 2 years

yeah, I checked it about 4 times before posting...

dishie · 2 years

I didn't know. But then, most stoves I come acros are build in. It also seems to be an American thing.

dishie · 2 years

my build in stove says no

linkedlist · 2 years

It's OK, it's almost a decade ago (now go feeld old)

1Veertje1 · 2 years

huu?

danchan22 · 2 years

having a truck tattooed on your belly looks kind a awful, but it's OK if you know what happened

texpundit · 2 years

I am. I get extra time on my exams and al. My primary school teacher thought I was really stupid. It gets worse when I get tired though.

Raver32 · 2 years

Torchwood was made to apeal to the older audience though.

1Veertje1 · 2 years

Doesn't work outside of the US.

1Veertje1 · 2 years

I wouldn't want to see a sequel though

1Veertje1 · 2 years

a friend of a friend of a friend grew lots of weed in the attic of his parents house. Somebody ratted him out to the police so they came to take it all away. Thing is: they didn't know how large that attic actually was and had only seen like half of it. He did quit after farming the other half, but in the wider area of the village his weed was still in circulation a month after it had been farmed because he had flooded the market.

danchan22 · 2 years

My cousin got his dead dads truck tattooed on his oversizes belly. Looks awful but it makes sense since they are both truck drivers and his dad died pretty young. You can't tell what kind of memories people have that made them decide to take those tattoo's

texpundit · 2 years

fuck dyslexia

JoNike · 2 years

play it here on Reddit.

texpundit · 2 years

gosts don't age. Do you think nearly-headles-Nick would still be nearly headless if his skin would have gone all wrinkly in before his 500th death day.

kaitos · 2 years

that would have made the walking ability kick in a month after he arrived to the island.

Logical1ty · 2 years

there is this button on the right of all the comments that is still green. click it and it will turn red. now you are subscribed to a subreddit. congratulations.

Bored · 2 years

well, I've been single for a long time now, so to me it's more like I shouldn't make such a big deal out of finding a mate like I do instead of happily settled and wearing a ring.

1Veertje1 · 2 years

Don't ever say "I'll be back" in a horror movie.

1Veertje1 · 2 years

it is still up on YouTube here.

1Veertje1

TROPHY CASE

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