Aerodynamic by Daft Punk played on Google Moog Doodle

modman2 · 2012-05-24T03:11:57.861949+00:00

that's the classic nerd stare, one of many telepathic abilities unique to nerds. this one can only be mastered by true master nerds, attempting it before you are ready can cause serious injuries such as dismemberment.

aside from creeping out it's victims, it's proven to shorten their lifespans by approximately 6 seconds for every millisecond they are directly exposed to it. it is also not uncommon for victims to report having heard a voice during the stare, though the exact words spoken by said voice are rarely clear.

BrerBunny · 2012-05-23T22:26:40.455753+00:00

or reverse, tap breaks, switch to forward, and drive off on one wheel.

themushroomkingdom · 1 day

because there's that stupid little part of my brain that's always like "seriously? you want do ____? let's get real bro. it's never going to happen. never."

your comment feeds that nagging fear a bit.

themushroomkingdom · 1 day

as a guy currently pursuing making a career out of my passion (digital electronics), reading this makes me kinda sad.

curt_schilli · 1 day

Jungle biome right next to it!

lasermaser · 1 day

first of all, "lappy"? -cringes-

second, there's are 3 problems with your solution. 1) the professor is teaching a lesson. he/she probably doesn't want to have to scan that mirror all the time, to check to see what everyone is doing, as doing so could be distracting and time consuming. 2) if it's a large, tiered style classroom, the mirror would only allow the professor to see the back row. 3) even if he/she could see everyone's screen, it would not be easy to make out what's actually on those screens due to the distance, unless the professor is literally a hawk.

Flowtos · 1 day

but... that was a suggestion... on here...

notsashabingham · 1 day

I've had a beard since the day I could grow one. I shall never shave this mane. because this is my beard. there are many like it, but this one is mine.

stucknmove · 2 days

fuck, man, why the hell are you RES tagged as "ends shits"? past me, why you no link!?

random_seals · 2 days

now we bring the satellites online.

I think it's time we show them what we're truely capable of.

sarimas · 2 days

my phone is a "smart" phone... that is, it's one of the earliest smart phones... anyways, it's more than capable of receiving picture messages, it just needs a data plan to do it, which is something I sadly cannot afford.

worst time was about a year ago, when my (then)girlfriend started sending me pics... a LOT of pics. I still have not seen a single one of them, but I just didn't have the heart to tell her.

Baldric88 · 2 days

TE;CU (too ebonics; couldn't understand)

FTFY

or...

TE;DU (too ebonics; didn't understand)

FTFY again

TakingADumpRightNow · 2 days

"But here's my number"

the hell? that's not crazy.

"But here's all my bank account info, and my social security number"

now that's crazy

mikey_croatia · 4 days

seriously? I used those in 3rd grade...

andy37 · 5 days

bullshit, son, you'll get around it. you're not a true master until you can fap with no hands.

InfectTheWorld · 5 days

Tagged as "God of Puns and Digital Prison Shanks"

freddiew · 5 days

hey, remember that American Ninja Warrior "birthday" party last year?

I've always wondered, 1) was it free? 2) do you have to be a C-list internet celebrity to pull that off, or can anyone do that?

chcknsoupdeluxe · 9 days

probably the one in the bathroom.

what?

you can't seriously be telling me you don't have a bathroom computer. I thought everyone had one.

etienne_valejo · 9 days

All the time. Almost as often as salamanders salamand.

Red_Inferno · 9 days

bukkits stack? I can stack my server now?... why?

elgevillawngnome · 10 days

so he's either unfortunately bad at falling or unfortunately good at landing.

genius_waitress · 10 days

ok, well it would be the fish equivalent to drowning. since I don't know what fish call it when they die from inhalation of air, let's just call it fish-drowning.

genius_waitress · 10 days

in air.

genius_waitress · 10 days

unless you're a fish. then fresh air is probably the problem.

brillyx · 10 days

except I only friend people I'm actually friends with. if I unfriend them, I get a text message saying something like "wtf, bro?" and they stop talking to me. people take facebook way too seriously.

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