this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2010
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toxicomano 59 points60 points 5 months ago[-]

Initially, I grab them by the collar; Sometimes with both fists, other times with just one. I open my eyes real fuckin' wide and purse my lips.

"The fuck......?"

I toss that fucker right through a plate glass window. Bruce Lee style. No hesitation, no blinking. This works better with the double fisted grip. If a plate glass window is unavailable or absent I just avoid the whole scenario.

eld4nt3 5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]

[9] Sir I am afraid that I must confess that in all tiddling likely orange banana seriousness, I cannot for the life of me stop guffawing with great belly lols.

a2wickedd991 5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]

This is the best thing I've ever read.

madmax_br5 4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]

[7] I can't stop re-enacting it in my head!

wulai 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

Hilarious

Killadelphian 30 points31 points 5 months ago[-]

"Oh you don't want to hit this? Thats cool, more for me then."

[deleted] 20 points21 points 5 months ago[-]

[6] For me Doug Benson summed it up best, so let me paraphrase

When I meet someone for the first time and I find out they don't smoke its confusing, because I'm sad that I won't ever get to connect with that person on that level, but I'm happy too because then theres more weed for me.

Basically I don't care, its up to you.

spacecataz 9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]

I am going to pass it to you anyways, every time, no matter how many times you tell me you don't want it

sorry

Jazz_Cub 6 points7 points 5 months ago* [-]

And every time you do, no matter how many times you do it, he will not grab it to pass to the next person.

MagikalGoat 4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]

Both of you are spot on. evvvvvvvvvvery time

Naralas 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

I once did this while stoned out of my mind. Secretly trying to get this girl to hit it. Eventually she did. People left me alone in a room with this girl who was apparently the most innocent thing on the planet and I had her blazing and smoking out of a hookah in 10 minutes!

TreesAreGreat 7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]

It really depends on the situation. If people are just hanging out and decide to light up, then I couldn't care less if someone abstains. However, when we're going somewhere and meeting up specifically to smoke it would be odd to have a person there who isn't lighting up. Then again, it's hard to judge because some of my friends would be great to have when I'm high and they're not, but I feel like others would judge me and themselves feel strange. As long as I'm crystal clear about why the person isn't smoking, then I'm fine. It's only the uneasiness of why they're not smoking that makes it uncomfortable.

bebuggin 6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]

i used to hang out with smokers in high school... i didn't smoke until college... started rolling blunts in high school though... even tought a couple people how before i'd ever smoked... nobody seemed to mind me being around... but then again... i've always been buggin...

eld4nt3 2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]

I love but am confused with your meaning.

bebuggin 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

that's buggin...

you got it champ

Naralas 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

Why is it uneasy? Like you are worried they have a problem with it? Honestly I don't like smoking near people who don't enjoy being smoked around.

TreesAreGreat 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

Honestly I don't like smoking near people who don't enjoy being smoked around

Exactly this. I'm worried that they don't want to be smoked around but simply have nowhere else to go and become trapped at the location we're at. I wouldn't want to perpetuate someone's discomfort.

squirrelyMAPLE 4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]

more for me cause there is some sticccky jungle moss up in that thang {10} zooom.

toasterweasel 5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]

upvote for your username and the zooom.

I present you with this made up nonsense word:

Skeepytim

squirrelyMAPLE 3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]

NICE, what is a skeepytim? and does it do skeepytime?

Manicaeks 3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]

I might badger them once out of jest, but otherwise I don't care, saves money haha

Phunk131 2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]

Usually...I feel high.

wildpeaches 2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]

Unless they were being obnoxious about why everyone else was smoking I don't think it would bother me.

sveninarxao 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

I have some friends who don't toke and it really makes no difference to me. If I'm going to be hanging one on one with a friend who doesn't blaze, I try not to smoke around them unless I know they are comfortable. If the person not indulging is amongst other smokers though, we just respect their wishes and pass over them.

I don't feel like they are any less 'cool' to hang out with then others, but I generally do feel that occasionally indulging in the reefer with a mate improves most relationships.

s132 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

honestly i don't mind because i've been in their position before

stuppa 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

I think it's only awkward if the people involved on either side of the situation let it be.

Rajer 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

I always feel like the person not smoking is already thinking that hes bored or irritated, so i try to not act as high as i am, and that ruins the fun.

travis- 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

Seriously? I live in a student house, lots of weed gets smoked inside. People randomly show up all the time. If they don't smoke it's not even something to think twice about. They say no I go back to my bowls and do whatever it is that we're doing. I didn't even think not smoking weed would be an issue.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

more for me

HighInsights 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

In a word? "Meh."

It's all about attitude, I think. If you came over with a rack o'beer instead and just chilled out, I think they'd be much cooler with it. Just make sure you're there to relax along with them, otherwise you might make 'em agitated (I know that when I know I'm the high guy in the room, I feel a bit uneasy when I realize that everyone else is drinking their faces off instead.

I dunno, maybe try to melt into the couch with 'em. Ask any question that pops into your mind, no matter how dumb it might sound. You don't have to be stoned, but you have to seem to get stoned people on their level (which should be easy, given that you've smoked before).

Attitude and atmosphere. If you're chillin', they'll chill too.

skippybinladen 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

It's always best to ignore that person for the rest of the night so they learn their lesson.

dalpal 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

i think ill get a little higher

bebuggin -3 points-2 points 5 months ago[-]

honestly... in your situation... in a selfish way i'm like awesome.. more for me... unless your'e were part of the group supplying and you left me behind with the smokers and now i'm the only one buying.. in which case i'm pissed and about to just be hanging out with you cause those dudes need to chip the fuck in...

i guess what i'm trying to say is... it depends

theeeggman 9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]

Sometimes it can be awkward. In conversation the person who didn't smoke may be afraid to laugh or open up because they may be thinking that the only reason the other person is laughing is because they're high so they hold back. It can also lead to the other person being condescending when the smoker gets "deep" but doesn't explain their position in quite the best way. It can make for some awkward times but after a while it levels out (the problem is pushing through and waiting for it to level out).

Most smokers prefer to smoke with other smokers because they don't want to risk a buzzkill.

bobablo [S] 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

I find the exact opposite when I'm high. When I'm high, I'm scared of what kind of dumb thing I could say or laugh at. This is mainly because I get much more ripped than others. When I'm sober I'm already at ease, at least in those aspects.

s132 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

why do you care if you laugh at things when you are high?